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WTF? Nibiru is in my back garden - mystery solved

 
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WTF? Nibiru is in my back garden - mystery solved
I thought I saw something this evening in the garden so I poked my head out the back door and saw something glowing down at the end, behind the rose bush.

I crept quietly down and looked behind the bush -well, my heart almost stopped and then it began to melt.

There was a little planet, curled up in a ball, shivering nervously.

"Hello" I said "what's your name?"

"Nibiru" was the answer. "I'm hiding here until December then I'm going to jump up in the sky and blow your arse to kingdom come".

"Ah okay" I said "do you want a cup of tea while you're waiting?"

"That would be grand" Nibby (as I now think of him)said "milk, no sugar please. And a chocolate hob-nob if you have one".

So there you have it - if you're all frantically looking for Nibiru, he's behind my rose bush. Drinking tea.
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09/27/2012 10:57 PM
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Re: WTF? Nibiru is in my back garden - mystery solved
I thought I saw something this evening in the garden so I poked my head out the back door and saw something glowing down at the end, behind the rose bush.

I crept quietly down and looked behind the bush -well, my heart almost stopped and then it began to melt.

There was a little planet, curled up in a ball, shivering nervously.

"Hello" I said "what's your name?"

"Nibiru" was the answer. "I'm hiding here until December then I'm going to jump up in the sky and blow your arse to kingdom come".

"Ah okay" I said "do you want a cup of tea while you're waiting?"

"That would be grand" Nibby (as I now think of him)said "milk, no sugar please. And a chocolate hob-nob if you have one".

So there you have it - if you're all frantically looking for Nibiru, he's behind my rose bush. Drinking tea.
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09/27/2012 11:19 PM
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Re: WTF? Nibiru is in my back garden - mystery solved
Nibiru doesn't exist. But here is some interesting info that people should know about :]

[link to www.universetoday.com]
[link to space.about.com]

Also been speculated that if Nibiru did exist that it's a brown dwarf.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk] I do believe that something that huge could be seen with the naked eye (or camera) that we would all be dead.

[link to news.nationalgeographic.com]

[link to news.sciencemag.org]

[link to miriamswell.files.wordpress.com] Not exactly the best scale picture. But referring back to daily mail link- yea something 4x Jupiter entering our atmosphere so that we could see it with the naked eye. I think we die pretty fast. But not before everyone updated their facebook ;D

If Nibiru does exist- which is doesn't- and harbors whatever life people claim it does. Well that's a pretty effed looking species for one, and for two it wouldn't matter anyways given how large the planet could actually be. The theory of it coming around near us just doesn't add up considering how huge it could be and the consequences of that encounter. Earth would've been sucked up in it's gravity or just straight up destroyed the first time around. Any aliens on it wouldn't even be able to come onto Earth just because of how different the environment would be and how the heck does a brown dwarf or red dwarf star even support life? C'mon folks. This was just five minutes of research without the help of Wikipedia.
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Re: WTF? Nibiru is in my back garden - mystery solved
I thought I saw something this evening in the garden so I poked my head out the back door and saw something glowing down at the end, behind the rose bush.

I crept quietly down and looked behind the bush -well, my heart almost stopped and then it began to melt.

There was a little planet, curled up in a ball, shivering nervously.

"Hello" I said "what's your name?"

"Nibiru" was the answer. "I'm hiding here until December then I'm going to jump up in the sky and blow your arse to kingdom come".

"Ah okay" I said "do you want a cup of tea while you're waiting?"

"That would be grand" Nibby (as I now think of him)said "milk, no sugar please. And a chocolate hob-nob if you have one".

So there you have it - if you're all frantically looking for Nibiru, he's behind my rose bush. Drinking tea.
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lol what a cute story
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lol what a cute story


Sounds pretty believable to me - after all the little sucker must be somewhere 'cos he sure isn't in the sky.
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I thought I saw something this evening in the garden so I poked my head out the back door and saw something glowing down at the end, behind the rose bush.

I crept quietly down and looked behind the bush -well, my heart almost stopped and then it began to melt.

There was a little planet, curled up in a ball, shivering nervously.

"Hello" I said "what's your name?"

"Nibiru" was the answer. "I'm hiding here until December then I'm going to jump up in the sky and blow your arse to kingdom come".

"Ah okay" I said "do you want a cup of tea while you're waiting?"

"That would be grand" Nibby (as I now think of him)said "milk, no sugar please. And a chocolate hob-nob if you have one".

So there you have it - if you're all frantically looking for Nibiru, he's behind my rose bush. Drinking tea.
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