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Im the heyoka

 
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4 months left until 3 days of darkness comes.

I am the Oracle.

The nobody.
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4 months left until 3 days of darkness comes.

I am the Oracle.

The nobody.
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hi can u reveal the secret to immortality ?
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Yes for you.


You must eat the flesh and drink the blood of Christ.
The flesh is a real food, and the blood is a real drink.
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I am the ORACLE.
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And the bible says not to believe anyone declaring them selves to be an Oracle,you are not who you say you are..............................................sheep

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I am the ORACLE.
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And the bible says not to believe anyone declaring them selves to be an Oracle,you are not who you say you are..............................................sheep
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If i were you i would believe me.
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Nice to meet you heyoka
Will you share more?
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Of course! I know of this earth better than i know myself. Ask me anything you like. I have already shared the most valuable information, but i know of all the other valuable information.

What should i share?

The secret to immortality?

The truth behind all health issues?


I am the prophet. Like serpent.
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The simple truth about immortality is this when you understand that you are not the body ,you will then realize that you are a immortal soul,when you get to this point in your understanding,you will know...................sheep
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4 months left until 3 days of darkness comes.

I am the Oracle.

The nobody.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


4 months left until 3 days of darkness comes.

I am the Oracle.

The nobody.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


hi can u reveal the secret to immortality ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26528055


Yes for you.


You must eat the flesh and drink the blood of Christ.
The flesh is a real food, and the blood is a real drink.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


Now do you have a idea of what the food is?
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Nice to meet you heyoka
Will you share more?
 Quoting: 141


Of course! I know of this earth better than i know myself. Ask me anything you like. I have already shared the most valuable information, but i know of all the other valuable information.

What should i share?

The secret to immortality?

The truth behind all health issues?


I am the prophet. Like serpent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20737157


The simple truth about immortality is this when you understand that you are not the body ,you will then realize that you are a immortal soul,when you get to this point in your understanding,you will know...................sheep
 Quoting: Mi'Kmaq


Im sorry my friend that you dont understand that human beings were created to live immortally on the earth in the garden.

created to live immortally in the flesh


are you going to try to teach the heyoka?
or allow the heyoka to teach you?
Mi'Kmaq

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I am the ORACLE.
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And the bible says not to believe anyone declaring them selves to be an Oracle,you are not who you say you are..............................................sheep
 Quoting: Mi'Kmaq


If i were you i would believe me.
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Why? You are a liar!You know what is going to happen to all liars,they will recive the same as their father..............sheep
Mi'Kmaq

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Nice to meet you heyoka
Will you share more?
 Quoting: 141


Of course! I know of this earth better than i know myself. Ask me anything you like. I have already shared the most valuable information, but i know of all the other valuable information.

What should i share?

The secret to immortality?

The truth behind all health issues?


I am the prophet. Like serpent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20737157


The simple truth about immortality is this when you understand that you are not the body ,you will then realize that you are a immortal soul,when you get to this point in your understanding,you will know...................sheep
 Quoting: Mi'Kmaq


Im sorry my friend that you dont understand that human beings were created to live immortally on the earth in the garden.

created to live immortally in the flesh


are you going to try to teach the heyoka?
or allow the heyoka to teach you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


The flesh is corruptable the spirit is not it is immortal,You have nothing that you could teach me,on the other hand..........sheep

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Of course! I know of this earth better than i know myself. Ask me anything you like. I have already shared the most valuable information, but i know of all the other valuable information.

What should i share?

The secret to immortality?

The truth behind all health issues?


I am the prophet. Like serpent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20737157


The simple truth about immortality is this when you understand that you are not the body ,you will then realize that you are a immortal soul,when you get to this point in your understanding,you will know...................sheep
 Quoting: Mi'Kmaq


Im sorry my friend that you dont understand that human beings were created to live immortally on the earth in the garden.

created to live immortally in the flesh


are you going to try to teach the heyoka?
or allow the heyoka to teach you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26456664


The flesh is corruptable the spirit is immortal,You have nothing that you could teach me,on the other hand..........sheep
 Quoting: Mi'Kmaq


the flesh is corruptable because you choose to sin and corrupt it.
in the garden , man could live forever on earth.
come back to the garden and eliminate the sin.
please stop calling me a liar and other bad names and speaking badly of me.

you only had one job on earth, that is to stay in the garden and to keep it.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?!!!!

WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THE GARDEN?!?!?!?


You dont even care about the first thing GOD said to MAN.

that is wrong of you.
Mi'Kmaq

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11/15/2012 07:26 AM
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How do you know that I am not in the Garden?Look up at the sky tonight and then you come back here and tell me what you saw,when I look up at the heavens at night I know I have never left the garden.Stop preaching bull shit,my cow died,there fore I have no use for your BULL!...........................sheep
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How do you know that I am not in the Garden?Look up at the sky tonight and then you come back here and tell me what you saw,when I look up at the heavens at night I know I have never left the garden.Stop preaching bull shit,my cow died,there fore I have no use for your BULL!...........................sheep
 Quoting: Mi'Kmaq

if you are still in the garden, then you must obviously be following a strict diet.

are you eating the flesh? are you capable of eating it all year long? ONLY the flesh?

you are implying that you can eat the flesh all year long every day.
Mi'Kmaq

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11/15/2012 07:30 AM
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read again,do not spin my words!...................sheep
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11/15/2012 07:31 AM
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read again,do not spin my words!...................sheep
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your words are meaningless to me.

i do not care to spin them.


i know the truth, and it is obvious to me now that you do not.
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11/15/2012 07:33 AM
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Luv yer music dood. Played with you a couple times actually :P ;)

[link to www.youtube.com]


moshpit
Mi'Kmaq

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11/15/2012 07:33 AM
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Is this all you can come up with?...................sheep
Mi'Kmaq

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11/15/2012 07:35 AM
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How do you know that I am not in the Garden?Look up at the sky tonight and then you come back here and tell me what you saw,when I look up at the heavens at night I know I have never left the garden.Stop preaching bull shit,my cow died,there fore I have no use for your BULL!...........................sheep
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bump........................sheep
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How do you know that I am not in the Garden?Look up at the sky tonight and then you come back here and tell me what you saw,when I look up at the heavens at night I know I have never left the garden.Stop preaching bull shit,my cow died,there fore I have no use for your BULL!...........................sheep
 Quoting: Mi'Kmaq


bump........................sheep
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please tell me how you have never left the garden
Mi'Kmaq

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The garden is the universe!Some day when everyone knows what is what,we will be allowed to fill the garden with life,that is humanities future,as instruments of the CREATOR,Matter=Energy,niether one can be destroyed,only changed/converted,So how can anything be not in the garden?..........................................sheep
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The garden is the universe!Some day when everyone knows what is what,we will be allowed to fill the garden with life,that is humanities future,as instruments of the CREATOR,Matter=Energy,niether one can be destroyed,only changed/converted,So how can anything be not in the garden?..........................................sheep
 Quoting: Mi'Kmaq


hey man very touching,

i connected a little bit when you said the garden is the universe.

yes that sounds amazing ,


but im actually talking about the physical garden that is on the earth.
since we humans dont exactly get to leave....

i mean.. do YOU get to travel the universe?

how many people do YOU know that get to travel the universe?


sorry bud but were stuck here.

im talking about a physical garden on earth.

that is what is important.
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11/15/2012 07:50 AM
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im am talking only about a physical garden on earth.

if you cannot accept this as the truth then go ahead and believe what you want, i cannot help you further.
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11/15/2012 07:51 AM
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blwkss
Mi'Kmaq

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Just because you are stuck in a rut does'nt mean everyone is! I can go where ever I want,not with the physical body but in my spirit body ,I can go where ever my heart desires,......................................sheep
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11/15/2012 08:13 AM
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OP, take your daily pills as the doctor told you. You see what happens when you forget.
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11/15/2012 08:24 AM
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OP, take your daily pills as the doctor told you. You see what happens when you forget.
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go eat some bread you dumb shit
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11/22/2012 07:04 AM
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wise man says always listen to your fortune cookies
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Yeah why are you not in the garden...

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