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Here's the Orbit as of now. Note the close pass by Mars and the missing "Condition Code" at JPL [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]
This should be interesting....



Well, it's a Hyperbolic Comet. Meaning, it's not expected back, hence, no Condition Code. Oh well... [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]



Look out for the 'droid in the Sun...

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Great info T, very interesting. Looking forward to this guy!
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan
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CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!! This guys voice makes me want to go out and run over little kittens. I much prefer to hear THAT screaming agony from kittens than this guys VOICE! FUCK ME SILLY AND CALL ME SALLY!!

What a TARD!!!!!!!!!!

You guys can LIVE through this guy's voice to get ANY information?!!?!?!?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus.....
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CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!! This guys voice makes me want to go out and run over little kittens. I much prefer to hear THAT screaming agony from kittens than this guys VOICE! FUCK ME SILLY AND CALL ME SALLY!!

What a TARD!!!!!!!!!!

You guys can LIVE through this guy's voice to get ANY information?!!?!?!?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13294907


You're an asshole, dude.
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CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!! This guys voice makes me want to go out and run over little kittens. I much prefer to hear THAT screaming agony from kittens than this guys VOICE! FUCK ME SILLY AND CALL ME SALLY!!

What a TARD!!!!!!!!!!

You guys can LIVE through this guy's voice to get ANY information?!!?!?!?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13294907


You're an asshole, dude.
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Thank you caption obvious.
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who will head the survival cult this time?

peeps won't want to listen to that presenter
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who will head the survival cult this time?

peeps won't want to listen to that presenter
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Call in terral03, he will be on the job shortly.
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CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!! This guys voice makes me want to go out and run over little kittens. I much prefer to hear THAT screaming agony from kittens than this guys VOICE! FUCK ME SILLY AND CALL ME SALLY!!

What a TARD!!!!!!!!!!

You guys can LIVE through this guy's voice to get ANY information?!!?!?!?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13294907


You're an asshole, dude.
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Totally agree. It's not a cable news service dude. It's some guy that is doing the work for you that you won't do yourself. A warning is a warning is a warning no matter what voice, dialect , form of media or any other shape it comes.
Grow up mate.
If you are the kind of person that values people that lowly that you rate their voice, then I hope that the REALLY IMPORTANT messages get given to this guy to read so that you don't listen to them and possibly gain a little bit of information that may help you survive
It is a lot easier to lie when you are the only one who knows the truth than it is to find the truth when all you know is lies.

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Sorry my mistake.
Revolution starts with R.
Change begins with.....nope that begins with C
Hold on I am sure I will get this.
Progress begin....damn.

Oh I got it
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Here's the Orbit as of now. Note the close pass by Mars and the missing "Condition Code" at JPL [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]
This should be interesting....



Well, it's a Hyperbolic Comet. Meaning, it's not expected back, hence, no Condition Code. Oh well... [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]

1dunno1
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It is Nibiru and is heading straight towards earth.
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Here's the Orbit as of now. Note the close pass by Mars and the missing "Condition Code" at JPL [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]
This should be interesting....



Well, it's a Hyperbolic Comet. Meaning, it's not expected back, hence, no Condition Code. Oh well... [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]

1dunno1
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It is Nibiru and is heading straight towards earth.
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CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!! This guys voice makes me want to go out and run over little kittens. I much prefer to hear THAT screaming agony from kittens than this guys VOICE! FUCK ME SILLY AND CALL ME SALLY!!

What a TARD!!!!!!!!!!

You guys can LIVE through this guy's voice to get ANY information?!!?!?!?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13294907


Haha! Fuck me silly & call me Sally.
I'm going to use that!!
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TBAR do you have any diplomas to prove you have knowldge about the final frontier?
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FUCK ME SILLY AND CALL ME SALLY!!

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LMFAOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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TBAR do you have any diplomas to prove you have knowldge about the final frontier?
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A digital diploma from the school of nurse astros hard knocks.
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TBAR do you have any diplomas to prove you have knowldge about the final frontier?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1563371


A digital diploma from the school of nurse astros hard knocks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1743766

I'm using Starry Night Pro, Educational Software from here; [link to www.starrynight.com]

I'm using Orbital Elements from The International Astronomical Union here: [link to www.iau.org]

Why don't you ask them about their credentials?

Oh, that Astronomical Educational Software Company here [link to www.simulationcurriculum.com] made a special page to host some of my videos. That's right, the page didn't exist before they saw my videos. They made a page for me titled "Advanced Starry Night Videos" on their website: [link to support.simulationcurriculum.com]
Not bad, Not Bad at all...

s226
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TBAR do you have any diplomas to prove you have knowldge about the final frontier?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1563371


A digital diploma from the school of nurse astros hard knocks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1743766

I'm using Starry Night Pro, Educational Software from here; [link to www.starrynight.com]

I'm using Orbital Elements from The International Astronomical Union here: [link to www.iau.org]

Why don't you ask them about their credentials?

Oh, that Astronomical Educational Software Company here [link to www.simulationcurriculum.com] made a special page to host some of my videos. That's right, the page didn't exist before they saw my videos. They made a page for me titled "Advanced Starry Night Videos" on their website: [link to support.simulationcurriculum.com]
Not bad, Not Bad at all...

s226
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LOL..busted. That was done very well TBar! Thanks for the info. I'll be watching.
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TBAR do you have any diplomas to prove you have knowldge about the final frontier?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1563371


A digital diploma from the school of nurse astros hard knocks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1743766

I'm using Starry Night Pro, Educational Software from here; [link to www.starrynight.com]

I'm using Orbital Elements from The International Astronomical Union here: [link to www.iau.org]

Why don't you ask them about their credentials?

Oh, that Astronomical Educational Software Company here [link to www.simulationcurriculum.com] made a special page to host some of my videos. That's right, the page didn't exist before they saw my videos. They made a page for me titled "Advanced Starry Night Videos" on their website: [link to support.simulationcurriculum.com]
Not bad, Not Bad at all...

s226
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Very cool stuff OP! The greatness of GLP
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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Here's the Orbit as of now. Note the close pass by Mars and the missing "Condition Code" at JPL [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]
This should be interesting....



Well, it's a Hyperbolic Comet. Meaning, it's not expected back, hence, no Condition Code. Oh well... [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]

1dunno1
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It is Nibiru and is heading straight towards earth.
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seems so
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COME ET SION !
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Here's the Orbit as of now. Note the close pass by Mars and the missing "Condition Code" at JPL [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]
This should be interesting....



Well, it's a Hyperbolic Comet. Meaning, it's not expected back, hence, no Condition Code. Oh well... [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]

1dunno1
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It is Nibiru and is heading straight towards earth.
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seems so
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11836044

Except...it's coming from the wrong direction. Plus, it's Hyperbolic, meaning it's not coming back, and, the IAU has given it a period of 10 MILLION years [link to www.minorplanetcenter.net] That's slightly longer than 3,600 years. JPL doesn't have a period but gives the Semi-Major Axis as 57,347,341,492 AU, which is around 906,805 LIGHT years. My, that's a large one [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]
It doesn't quite match Nibiru's parameters.

It's not coming close to the Stereo Spacecraft, but, it's coming close to Mars. We are supposed to have instruments around Mars, maybe one can catch an image or two...
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It's definitely not nibiru but that doesn't mean there isn't a chance for da doom!

So doom on it folks doom on it!

dynamite
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CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!! This guys voice makes me want to go out and run over little kittens. I much prefer to hear THAT screaming agony from kittens than this guys VOICE! FUCK ME SILLY AND CALL ME SALLY!!

What a TARD!!!!!!!!!!

You guys can LIVE through this guy's voice to get ANY information?!!?!?!?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13294907


nothing wrong with this guys voice you tool

you female judging by all those !!!!! ffs.....
go do the dishes and vacuum the place up
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So was it ejected from a super nova?

How does it have a million year orbit?
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you people do realise that NASA and these rocket scientists haven't got a fooken clue about anything don't you?
they can't predict the weather this winter yet they know about things a million years ago...ffs
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Closest approach to earth on Dec 25 2013?

Hmmm...
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I know that it's only a computer representation on the video, but I've always wondered, whenever I've seen an animation or graphical representation of a comet's tail, how the point furthest away from the sun moves so quickly in relation to the comet itself?

If the tail is a stream of ice and dust particles that is being blown away from the sun, how do the particles at the end of the tail, millions of miles further away from the sun than the nucleus, manage to keep pace or even move round the sun faster than the nucleus so as to be streaming away in front of it as it starts it's journey away from the sun?

I seem to be struggling to describe what I'm thinking here :), but how is it possible that as the nucleus is zipping round the sun a million miles or so away, the far end of the tail is hundreds of million miles away, out past Jupiter's orbit, but it's swinging round the sun faster than the comet itself?

The speed at which the end of the tail must be moving through space when the nucleus is rounding the sun must be huge if it's covering the distance of Jupiter's orbit within the space of a few hours/days/weeks.

It's almost as if it's more like a torch beam than a stream of particles...
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Closest approach to earth on Dec 25 2013?

Hmmm...
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Before you say hmm you have to ask yourself what is this thing made of?

Does it have a very dense core or just compressed gasses?

Remember comet mcnaught this one was as big as 1/3 of our sun and nothing happened when it came by because it was mostly dust the core of that comet was very small....

So the right question is not how close will it be but rather what is made off?

Remeber how elenin broke up before it even came to close range......

Don't put too much hope in comets usually they don't bring the doom at all....

seriously how comet's have passed by? And how much of them posed any threat at all?

Hmmmmm

Nevertheless let's keep some hope.

Doom in it! Who knows it might just have a dense core and obliterate us in it's passage!
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I know that it's only a computer representation on the video, but I've always wondered, whenever I've seen an animation or graphical representation of a comet's tail, how the point furthest away from the sun moves so quickly in relation to the comet itself?

If the tail is a stream of ice and dust particles that is being blown away from the sun, how do the particles at the end of the tail, millions of miles further away from the sun than the nucleus, manage to keep pace or even move round the sun faster than the nucleus so as to be streaming away in front of it as it starts it's journey away from the sun?

I seem to be struggling to describe what I'm thinking here :), but how is it possible that as the nucleus is zipping round the sun a million miles or so away, the far end of the tail is hundreds of million miles away, out past Jupiter's orbit, but it's swinging round the sun faster than the comet itself?

The speed at which the end of the tail must be moving through space when the nucleus is rounding the sun must be huge if it's covering the distance of Jupiter's orbit within the space of a few hours/days/weeks.

It's almost as if it's more like a torch beam than a stream of particles...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22729277

It dont: [link to www.google.de]

(The simulation is not perfect)



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If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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Thanks Bob Ross
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The Sun will destroy it, just like the Elenin.

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