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REPENT.


GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE HAD HIS SON TORTURED TO DEATH SO THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES WILL GO TO HEAVEN BUT THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE TORTURED ALIVE IN A BLAZING PIT FOR ETERNITY...THAT IN HIS INFINITE MERCY AND LOVE..HE WILL LET YOU FEELY WALK INTO...CAUSE HE WONT FORCE YOU...BUT HE IS QUITE HAPPY TO HAVE GIVEN YOU NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE...LOVE HIM OR BE TORTURED IN THE MOST HIDEOUS MANNER....THATS HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU!!!!!

REPENT..HIS LOVE AND MERCY ENDURES FOREVER.....



Then..after you have had the living SHIT scared out of you and you have been TERRORISED into "Loving god" or being sadisticallt TORTURED forever...


Then you also have to do this..ALL the chriatians swear by it because its what they DO...so it MUST be right...

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer. (You already DID that..you know..in sheer TERROR at what awaits if ya didnt..)

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.


But we all KNOW God cant be like this..even though MOST christians ARE..

let me explain...

If someone repents because they heard that God is going to have them satanically tortured forever and ever in a place HE created JUST for that purpose....IS their conversion out of LOVE or TERROR??

Its like me forcing a woman to LOVE me..cause if she does NOT..I am going to have her skinned alive SLOOOOWLY over a period of years.

Where is the LOVE in that??

But thats what YOU are saying is the so called "FREE CHOICE" God is offering us..LOVE him or be HORRIBLY BURNT ALIVE in NEVER ENDING UNTOLD AGONY..

Yeah..thats LOVE..not..

And saying crap like.."WE CHOOSE to go there is CRAP"...

If faced with loving someone or being skinned alive over a period of months..which one would YOU choose???

And if this person TOLD you the alternative..what would you THINK of them??..not much eh??

The whole TURN or BURN makes GOD out to be A BILLION TIMES MORE EVIL THAN SATAN....

TORTURE IS EVIL..yes or NO??

IF you say YES...you have just called god EVIL...IF you say NO...you are a pshycopathic FREAK..and so is GOD..

SO..the ONLY option which FITS Gods TRUE character..is that there IS NO HELL AS WE HAVE HAD IT TAUGHT...there is NO other option.
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GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE HAD HIS SON TORTURED TO DEATH SO THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES WILL GO TO HEAVEN BUT THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE TORTURED ALIVE IN A BLAZING PIT FOR ETERNITY...THAT IN HIS INFINITE MERCY AND LOVE..HE WILL LET YOU FEELY WALK INTO...CAUSE HE WONT FORCE YOU...BUT HE IS QUITE HAPPY TO HAVE GIVEN YOU NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE...LOVE HIM OR BE TORTURED IN THE MOST HIDEOUS MANNER....THATS HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU!!!!!

REPENT..HIS LOVE AND MERCY ENDURES FOREVER.....
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This actually sounded like a real Bible-thumper to me at first. It took some time before I noticed the irony.
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I've seen posts from this OP before and they absolutely slay me. I love them. Cheers mate.

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REPENT.


GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE HAD HIS SON TORTURED TO DEATH SO THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES WILL GO TO HEAVEN BUT THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE TORTURED ALIVE IN A BLAZING PIT FOR ETERNITY...THAT IN HIS INFINITE MERCY AND LOVE..HE WILL LET YOU FEELY WALK INTO...CAUSE HE WONT FORCE YOU...BUT HE IS QUITE HAPPY TO HAVE GIVEN YOU NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE...LOVE HIM OR BE TORTURED IN THE MOST HIDEOUS MANNER....THATS HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU!!!!!

REPENT..HIS LOVE AND MERCY ENDURES FOREVER.....



Then..after you have had the living SHIT scared out of you and you have been TERRORISED into "Loving god" or being sadisticallt TORTURED forever...


Then you also have to do this..ALL the chriatians swear by it because its what they DO...so it MUST be right...

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer. (You already DID that..you know..in sheer TERROR at what awaits if ya didnt..)

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.


But we all KNOW God cant be like this..even though MOST christians ARE..

let me explain...

If someone repents because they heard that God is going to have them satanically tortured forever and ever in a place HE created JUST for that purpose....IS their conversion out of LOVE or TERROR??

Its like me forcing a woman to LOVE me..cause if she does NOT..I am going to have her skinned alive SLOOOOWLY over a period of years.

Where is the LOVE in that??

But thats what YOU are saying is the so called "FREE CHOICE" God is offering us..LOVE him or be HORRIBLY BURNT ALIVE in NEVER ENDING UNTOLD AGONY..

Yeah..thats LOVE..not..

And saying crap like.."WE CHOOSE to go there is CRAP"...

If faced with loving someone or being skinned alive over a period of months..which one would YOU choose???

And if this person TOLD you the alternative..what would you THINK of them??..not much eh??

The whole TURN or BURN makes GOD out to be A BILLION TIMES MORE EVIL THAN SATAN....

TORTURE IS EVIL..yes or NO??

IF you say YES...you have just called god EVIL...IF you say NO...you are a pshycopathic FREAK..and so is GOD..

SO..the ONLY option which FITS Gods TRUE character..is that there IS NO HELL AS WE HAVE HAD IT TAUGHT...there is NO other option.
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You again?
If you hate God so much why not just stay away from Religion and believers.You not gonna convince me or any other Christian to abandon our faith.Or was that never your purpose.Is this just another atheist circle jerk thread?
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REPENT.


GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE HAD HIS SON TORTURED TO DEATH SO THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES WILL GO TO HEAVEN BUT THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE TORTURED ALIVE IN A BLAZING PIT FOR ETERNITY...THAT IN HIS INFINITE MERCY AND LOVE..HE WILL LET YOU FEELY WALK INTO...CAUSE HE WONT FORCE YOU...BUT HE IS QUITE HAPPY TO HAVE GIVEN YOU NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE...LOVE HIM OR BE TORTURED IN THE MOST HIDEOUS MANNER....THATS HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU!!!!!

REPENT..HIS LOVE AND MERCY ENDURES FOREVER.....



Then..after you have had the living SHIT scared out of you and you have been TERRORISED into "Loving god" or being sadisticallt TORTURED forever...


Then you also have to do this..ALL the chriatians swear by it because its what they DO...so it MUST be right...

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer. (You already DID that..you know..in sheer TERROR at what awaits if ya didnt..)

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.


But we all KNOW God cant be like this..even though MOST christians ARE..

let me explain...

If someone repents because they heard that God is going to have them satanically tortured forever and ever in a place HE created JUST for that purpose....IS their conversion out of LOVE or TERROR??

Its like me forcing a woman to LOVE me..cause if she does NOT..I am going to have her skinned alive SLOOOOWLY over a period of years.

Where is the LOVE in that??

But thats what YOU are saying is the so called "FREE CHOICE" God is offering us..LOVE him or be HORRIBLY BURNT ALIVE in NEVER ENDING UNTOLD AGONY..

Yeah..thats LOVE..not..

And saying crap like.."WE CHOOSE to go there is CRAP"...

If faced with loving someone or being skinned alive over a period of months..which one would YOU choose???

And if this person TOLD you the alternative..what would you THINK of them??..not much eh??

The whole TURN or BURN makes GOD out to be A BILLION TIMES MORE EVIL THAN SATAN....

TORTURE IS EVIL..yes or NO??

IF you say YES...you have just called god EVIL...IF you say NO...you are a pshycopathic FREAK..and so is GOD..

SO..the ONLY option which FITS Gods TRUE character..is that there IS NO HELL AS WE HAVE HAD IT TAUGHT...there is NO other option.
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Absolutely correct.'just don't expect the christ mongers to'see it. they don't want to...
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My good patron. Please, understand, do not generalize everyone who believes in GOD into one group. That is part of of the epitomy of ignorance perpetuated in america/daughter of babylon.

GOD will not stand by and continue to let this decay and suffering continue. HE has set a date to redeem Israel and deliver the gentiles who turn to HIM and the mercy HE has provided through HIS BRANCH, the Messiah.

GOD wills for us to live by the commandments HE gave us for our OWN benefit. Not just 'commands'! But, rules, statues, and guidelines to live by for our own good.

None of us created this world. None of us. It was here long before we got here.

But it was made for us. For good joyful reasons. However, the reasons it was made we collectively, Israelite and Gentile alike, have rebelled against those very reasons that bring us true joy.

We are deceived by an adversary and those in allegiance to him, to do wrong and reap wrong.

However, there is a judicial system, if you will, in the HEAVENS, established by the MOST HIGH, that says, "One will reap what HE sows."

GOD wills for us to do good. Jesus is the epitomy, in human form, of that very goodness. Yet, strangely, the heights of american society reject HIM. Slander HIM, keep HIM out of the movies, out of the mainstream music, out of mainstream television, and even the falsely so-called churches for the most part, teach something contrary and misguiding towards what CHRIST actually taught, demonstrated, and expressed was the way to true life, which encompasses, light, love, beauty, mercy, grace, happiness, and peace.


Yet, man, in his darkness, and arrogance, like a stubborn, prideful, rebellious child, says, "No! I can do what I want. I am more intelligent than you. I know more than you. I can do it by myself. It's my life and i'll do what I wanna when I wanna."


The LORD's response to that is, "I have set a date. And made it firm. It cannot and shaint be undone. Remove the footstool, for I trample nations, defeating the prideful. Abashing those who are stubborn against me. For I am the Lion, and I am the Sheep. The Sheperd who guides the fold. Rebels will be purged for my pulpit. For LOVE and LOYALTY are the decree. There are not many ways, but only one. Therefore, the path is certainly 'narrow'. Accept my gift, do not insult THE KING. I am merciful, but also just. Why rebel? Why be remembered as the fool? Accept my pardon, for life is what I wish upon you and not death. Am I not a king? I forgive ye, will ye yet rage on and not forgive The ONE has done no offense? Was I not just to punish MAN for ways? Was I wrong to met HIM grace instead of eternal banishment? Aye, you will say, "The LORD is harsh." Is I who is harsh, sayeth the LORD? Is I who dashes the babies upon the rock? Who make sport and dishonoring of other's daughters? Is it I who poison the flock? Is it I who chase after perishing material items? All in which I have created and provided in atonement for my peoples sins? Aye and Aye, sayeth the LORD. Even so, look, and lo, man doeth what HE will? Should I continue to let my fold suffer among the rebels? Then, indeed, then, I would occur slander. Then, I suppose one could call me Unjust. But I deem it unworthy and unjust to let it continue as it is. Bring it to an end and make the decree. Return to ME and I shall certainly return to you. For as in the days of NOAH, man did not see what was coming upon him, for such is the way of the arrogantly blinded. Unknowing and unbecoming of himself, so is man in the day of judgment and destruction.
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REPENT.


GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE HAD HIS SON TORTURED TO DEATH SO THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES WILL GO TO HEAVEN BUT THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE TORTURED ALIVE IN A BLAZING PIT FOR ETERNITY...THAT IN HIS INFINITE MERCY AND LOVE..HE WILL LET YOU FEELY WALK INTO...CAUSE HE WONT FORCE YOU...BUT HE IS QUITE HAPPY TO HAVE GIVEN YOU NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE...LOVE HIM OR BE TORTURED IN THE MOST HIDEOUS MANNER....THATS HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU!!!!!

REPENT..HIS LOVE AND MERCY ENDURES FOREVER.....



Then..after you have had the living SHIT scared out of you and you have been TERRORISED into "Loving god" or being sadisticallt TORTURED forever...


Then you also have to do this..ALL the chriatians swear by it because its what they DO...so it MUST be right...

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer. (You already DID that..you know..in sheer TERROR at what awaits if ya didnt..)

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.


But we all KNOW God cant be like this..even though MOST christians ARE..

let me explain...

If someone repents because they heard that God is going to have them satanically tortured forever and ever in a place HE created JUST for that purpose....IS their conversion out of LOVE or TERROR??

Its like me forcing a woman to LOVE me..cause if she does NOT..I am going to have her skinned alive SLOOOOWLY over a period of years.

Where is the LOVE in that??

But thats what YOU are saying is the so called "FREE CHOICE" God is offering us..LOVE him or be HORRIBLY BURNT ALIVE in NEVER ENDING UNTOLD AGONY..

Yeah..thats LOVE..not..

And saying crap like.."WE CHOOSE to go there is CRAP"...

If faced with loving someone or being skinned alive over a period of months..which one would YOU choose???

And if this person TOLD you the alternative..what would you THINK of them??..not much eh??

The whole TURN or BURN makes GOD out to be A BILLION TIMES MORE EVIL THAN SATAN....

TORTURE IS EVIL..yes or NO??

IF you say YES...you have just called god EVIL...IF you say NO...you are a pshycopathic FREAK..and so is GOD..

SO..the ONLY option which FITS Gods TRUE character..is that there IS NO HELL AS WE HAVE HAD IT TAUGHT...there is NO other option.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16341249


Absolutely correct.'just don't expect the christ mongers to'see it. they don't want to...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1553127


Oh plz...
If you were honest you would know very well that atheist tards also only want to hear what they want to hear.Get over yourselves
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For the morning crowd..and old classic.

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I don't understand how torturing one's own son shows God's love for me.

I cannot understand the connection.

Should I show my love for my GF by torturing my brother?
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GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE HAD HIS SON TORTURED TO DEATH SO THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES WILL GO TO HEAVEN BUT THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE TORTURED ALIVE IN A BLAZING PIT FOR ETERNITY...THAT IN HIS INFINITE MERCY AND LOVE..HE WILL LET YOU FEELY WALK INTO...CAUSE HE WONT FORCE YOU...BUT HE IS QUITE HAPPY TO HAVE GIVEN YOU NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE...LOVE HIM OR BE TORTURED IN THE MOST HIDEOUS MANNER....THATS HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU!!!!!

REPENT..HIS LOVE AND MERCY ENDURES FOREVER.....
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This actually sounded like a real Bible-thumper to me at first. It took some time before I noticed the irony.
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That sounds like a monster.
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I've seen posts from this OP before and they absolutely slay me. I love them. Cheers mate.

hf
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+1. He knows his stuff :)
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I don't understand how torturing one's own son shows God's love for me.

I cannot understand the connection.

Should I show my love for my GF by torturing my brother?
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I'd be happy to explain what's really going on here vs. what you wrote in error. That is, if you'd like to know.
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why you reckon jesus kept saying he was the son of man then?


But you got the first part right.
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Your god is just a trick, he's in the priest's back pocket, and he's reaching for yours. But you're too slow to notice.

Repent sinners? Your cult has no shame, punk.
You throw head trips, fear-mingering, and all sorts of nasty behavior, so when are you pious fraudsters going to repent.

Your book, is nothing more than the worst of the worst mythology, and every bible belongs in a fire pit.

Your god is no friend of mine, nor your Jesus. In fact. I look forward to meeting them, if they're real.

Screaming Jesus loves your face.

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Me thinks you understand the message of Christ but are just bitter over some wolves in sheeps clothing giving you a rough time growing up.
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REPENT.


GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE HAD HIS SON TORTURED TO DEATH SO THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES WILL GO TO HEAVEN BUT THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE TORTURED ALIVE IN A BLAZING PIT FOR ETERNITY...THAT IN HIS INFINITE MERCY AND LOVE..HE WILL LET YOU FEELY WALK INTO...CAUSE HE WONT FORCE YOU...BUT HE IS QUITE HAPPY TO HAVE GIVEN YOU NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE...LOVE HIM OR BE TORTURED IN THE MOST HIDEOUS MANNER....THATS HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU!!!!!

REPENT..HIS LOVE AND MERCY ENDURES FOREVER.....



Then..after you have had the living SHIT scared out of you and you have been TERRORISED into "Loving god" or being sadisticallt TORTURED forever...


Then you also have to do this..ALL the chriatians swear by it because its what they DO...so it MUST be right...

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer. (You already DID that..you know..in sheer TERROR at what awaits if ya didnt..)

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.


But we all KNOW God cant be like this..even though MOST christians ARE..

let me explain...

If someone repents because they heard that God is going to have them satanically tortured forever and ever in a place HE created JUST for that purpose....IS their conversion out of LOVE or TERROR??

Its like me forcing a woman to LOVE me..cause if she does NOT..I am going to have her skinned alive SLOOOOWLY over a period of years.

Where is the LOVE in that??

But thats what YOU are saying is the so called "FREE CHOICE" God is offering us..LOVE him or be HORRIBLY BURNT ALIVE in NEVER ENDING UNTOLD AGONY..

Yeah..thats LOVE..not..

And saying crap like.."WE CHOOSE to go there is CRAP"...

If faced with loving someone or being skinned alive over a period of months..which one would YOU choose???

And if this person TOLD you the alternative..what would you THINK of them??..not much eh??

The whole TURN or BURN makes GOD out to be A BILLION TIMES MORE EVIL THAN SATAN....

TORTURE IS EVIL..yes or NO??

IF you say YES...you have just called god EVIL...IF you say NO...you are a pshycopathic FREAK..and so is GOD..

SO..the ONLY option which FITS Gods TRUE character..is that there IS NO HELL AS WE HAVE HAD IT TAUGHT...there is NO other option.
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Absolutely correct.'just don't expect the christ mongers to'see it. they don't want to...
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Oh plz...
If you were honest you would know very well that atheist tards also only want to hear what they want to hear.Get over yourselves
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stick it. You are describing godtards, and projecting.

It's you thumpers that lack integrity, not us. Peddling your nonsense, and your mythology is not only nonsensical, its atrocious garbage. You have no shame peddling that crap.
Your god is a fiction of your sick imagination, and you are all need to pack your bags. Where's your Jesus? How do you know? how do you verify?

Fear mongering for a fairy tale. Pathetic


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Me thinks you understand the message of Christ but are just bitter over some wolves in sheeps clothing giving you a rough time growing up.
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GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE HAD HIS SON TORTURED TO DEATH SO THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES WILL GO TO HEAVEN BUT THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE TORTURED ALIVE IN A BLAZING PIT FOR ETERNITY...THAT IN HIS INFINITE MERCY AND LOVE..HE WILL LET YOU FEELY WALK INTO...CAUSE HE WONT FORCE YOU...BUT HE IS QUITE HAPPY TO HAVE GIVEN YOU NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE...LOVE HIM OR BE TORTURED IN THE MOST HIDEOUS MANNER....THATS HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU!!!!!

REPENT..HIS LOVE AND MERCY ENDURES FOREVER.....
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This actually sounded like a real Bible-thumper to me at first. It took some time before I noticed the irony.
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That sounds like a monster.
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I disagree. Sounds like a bad movie, and like a broken record.
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whoa, another direct message from glp. I like your style.
Visit also my thread bro: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

Better if you create an acc, bcause you can edit your post too in the future. Just like me.

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REPENT.


GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE HAD HIS SON TORTURED TO DEATH SO THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES WILL GO TO HEAVEN BUT THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE TORTURED ALIVE IN A BLAZING PIT FOR ETERNITY...THAT IN HIS INFINITE MERCY AND LOVE..HE WILL LET YOU FEELY WALK INTO...CAUSE HE WONT FORCE YOU...BUT HE IS QUITE HAPPY TO HAVE GIVEN YOU NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE...LOVE HIM OR BE TORTURED IN THE MOST HIDEOUS MANNER....THATS HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU!!!!!

REPENT..HIS LOVE AND MERCY ENDURES FOREVER.....



Then..after you have had the living SHIT scared out of you and you have been TERRORISED into "Loving god" or being sadisticallt TORTURED forever...


Then you also have to do this..ALL the chriatians swear by it because its what they DO...so it MUST be right...

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer. (You already DID that..you know..in sheer TERROR at what awaits if ya didnt..)

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.


But we all KNOW God cant be like this..even though MOST christians ARE..

let me explain...

If someone repents because they heard that God is going to have them satanically tortured forever and ever in a place HE created JUST for that purpose....IS their conversion out of LOVE or TERROR??

Its like me forcing a woman to LOVE me..cause if she does NOT..I am going to have her skinned alive SLOOOOWLY over a period of years.

Where is the LOVE in that??

But thats what YOU are saying is the so called "FREE CHOICE" God is offering us..LOVE him or be HORRIBLY BURNT ALIVE in NEVER ENDING UNTOLD AGONY..

Yeah..thats LOVE..not..

And saying crap like.."WE CHOOSE to go there is CRAP"...

If faced with loving someone or being skinned alive over a period of months..which one would YOU choose???

And if this person TOLD you the alternative..what would you THINK of them??..not much eh??

The whole TURN or BURN makes GOD out to be A BILLION TIMES MORE EVIL THAN SATAN....

TORTURE IS EVIL..yes or NO??

IF you say YES...you have just called god EVIL...IF you say NO...you are a pshycopathic FREAK..and so is GOD..

SO..the ONLY option which FITS Gods TRUE character..is that there IS NO HELL AS WE HAVE HAD IT TAUGHT...there is NO other option.
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You again?
If you hate God so much why not just stay away from Religion and believers.You not gonna convince me or any other Christian to abandon our faith.Or was that never your purpose.Is this just another atheist circle jerk thread?
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We understand, irrational people that refuse to grow up, stop believing in bad literature, and the need to push nonsense on others won't give up their religion, because it justifies your nasty behavior and track record.
We get it.

Your god says everything you do is OK, yet If I don't jump on your bandwagon, your god says its OK for you to threaten me with hellfire, or eternal damnation. That makes your god a product of a very demented mind.

As for circle jerk, that would be you and your cult of brain dead zombies.
When did you hear an atheist resort to your bully tactics?

Do atheists go door to door to convert people to atheism?
Maybe we should.

No god, outside of the mind of the ignorant. Only the ignorant/immature observe god.

You know that your god is a product of your mind, yet you refuse to it.

Your religion is for degenerates, such as yourself.

When are you going to become a responsible adult, and stop acting like a small child?
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My good patron. Please, understand, do not generalize everyone who believes in GOD into one group. That is part of of the epitomy of ignorance perpetuated in america/daughter of babylon.

GOD will not stand by and continue to let this decay and suffering continue. HE has set a date to redeem Israel and deliver the gentiles who turn to HIM and the mercy HE has provided through HIS BRANCH, the Messiah.

GOD wills for us to live by the commandments HE gave us for our OWN benefit. Not just 'commands'! But, rules, statues, and guidelines to live by for our own good.

None of us created this world. None of us. It was here long before we got here.

But it was made for us. For good joyful reasons. However, the reasons it was made we collectively, Israelite and Gentile alike, have rebelled against those very reasons that bring us true joy.

We are deceived by an adversary and those in allegiance to him, to do wrong and reap wrong.

However, there is a judicial system, if you will, in the HEAVENS, established by the MOST HIGH, that says, "One will reap what HE sows."

GOD wills for us to do good. Jesus is the epitomy, in human form, of that very goodness. Yet, strangely, the heights of american society reject HIM. Slander HIM, keep HIM out of the movies, out of the mainstream music, out of mainstream television, and even the falsely so-called churches for the most part, teach something contrary and misguiding towards what CHRIST actually taught, demonstrated, and expressed was the way to true life, which encompasses, light, love, beauty, mercy, grace, happiness, and peace.


Yet, man, in his darkness, and arrogance, like a stubborn, prideful, rebellious child, says, "No! I can do what I want. I am more intelligent than you. I know more than you. I can do it by myself. It's my life and i'll do what I wanna when I wanna."


The LORD's response to that is, "I have set a date. And made it firm. It cannot and shaint be undone. Remove the footstool, for I trample nations, defeating the prideful. Abashing those who are stubborn against me. For I am the Lion, and I am the Sheep. The Sheperd who guides the fold. Rebels will be purged for my pulpit. For LOVE and LOYALTY are the decree. There are not many ways, but only one. Therefore, the path is certainly 'narrow'. Accept my gift, do not insult THE KING. I am merciful, but also just. Why rebel? Why be remembered as the fool? Accept my pardon, for life is what I wish upon you and not death. Am I not a king? I forgive ye, will ye yet rage on and not forgive The ONE has done no offense? Was I not just to punish MAN for ways? Was I wrong to met HIM grace instead of eternal banishment? Aye, you will say, "The LORD is harsh." Is I who is harsh, sayeth the LORD? Is I who dashes the babies upon the rock? Who make sport and dishonoring of other's daughters? Is it I who poison the flock? Is it I who chase after perishing material items? All in which I have created and provided in atonement for my peoples sins? Aye and Aye, sayeth the LORD. Even so, look, and lo, man doeth what HE will? Should I continue to let my fold suffer among the rebels? Then, indeed, then, I would occur slander. Then, I suppose one could call me Unjust. But I deem it unworthy and unjust to let it continue as it is. Bring it to an end and make the decree. Return to ME and I shall certainly return to you. For as in the days of NOAH, man did not see what was coming upon him, for such is the way of the arrogantly blinded. Unknowing and unbecoming of himself, so is man in the day of judgment and destruction.
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"If you hate God so much why not just stay away from Religion and believers."

The anti-god squad has a God fetish.

Their preaching of "no-god" like a broken record reminds me of angry closet homosexuals who constantly bash gay people and go on and on until you want to hang yourself about how god doesn't exist and they can prove it because they've memorized The Bible while in secret they probably bang their buttholes with dildos and suck hot dogs and penis shaped fruit and vegetables and imagine them as cocks and Fabio gripping their ballsacks while licking their anus.
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Very accurate depiction of the goings on of the fundie's and their holier than thou stink don't crap diatribes. 2 snaps and a circle. LOL
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"If you hate God so much why not just stay away from Religion and believers."

The anti-god squad has a God fetish.

Their preaching of "no-god" like a broken record reminds me of angry closet homosexuals who constantly bash gay people and go on and on until you want to hang yourself about how god doesn't exist and they can prove it because they've memorized The Bible while in secret they probably bang their buttholes with dildos and suck hot dogs and penis shaped fruit and vegetables and imagine them as cocks and Fabio gripping their ballsacks while licking their anus.
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wtf

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