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i know i am retarded but nobody believes me

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/29/2012 01:18 AM
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i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
people treat me normal but i know im not, i know i am retarded, nobody has ever certified me retarded but they should, i think my family has always known but they wont admit it to themselves so they make me live like a normal person.
i am tired of pretending to be smarter than i am just to fit in, is there some way i can be certified retarded?, because i know i cant make it in the world without help.
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09/29/2012 01:20 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
Sorry you can read and write if you couldn't you could get disability but alas you followed orders in school and learned your lessons, so you are capable of working the same as everyone else.
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09/29/2012 01:22 AM

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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
There's no certification for retardation. You can get help by asking for it, instead of posting on GLP like a pro...

Wait... does this mean you're pretending to be smarter than you are in order to ask for help for not being smart because you're really not as smart as you pretend you are?

We come to love not by finding the perfect person ... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

The Story of Life is quicker than the wink of an eye.
The Story of Love is hello and goodbye.
Until we meet again.
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09/29/2012 01:23 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
I don't believe you!

stfu

So STFU, 'tard!
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09/29/2012 01:30 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
plus,im a pretty good looking guy so people just assume im not retarded, but i am. my looks hide my tardness, but the pressure of trying to be normal has begun to overwhelm me.
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09/29/2012 01:38 AM

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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
I know you are.

That's okay, though. The world needs retards as well.

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09/29/2012 01:41 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
there needs to be more done for people like me, im not full retard, i can type and read, but im too dumb to function in society, its a horrible place to be.
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09/29/2012 01:56 AM

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Just curious do you have a good memory and good imagination?
Tazandra

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09/29/2012 01:58 AM

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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
This is why women have so little hope in men...
We come to love not by finding the perfect person ... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

The Story of Life is quicker than the wink of an eye.
The Story of Love is hello and goodbye.
Until we meet again.
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09/29/2012 01:58 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
there needs to be more done for people like me, im not full retard, i can type and read, but im too dumb to function in society, its a horrible place to be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5073178


Is that you, George Bush?
I suggest you not travel anywhere near The Hague.
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09/29/2012 02:02 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
Just curious do you have a good memory and good imagination?
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my memory stinks and i guess my imagination is ok,i imagine all kinds of things, but i have no artistic ability, i once tried learning the guitar but its too complicated for me.
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09/29/2012 02:03 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
you ain't retarded.


imho you suffer from attention-whore-itis.
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09/29/2012 02:05 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
there needs to be more done for people like me, im not full retard, i can type and read, but im too dumb to function in society, its a horrible place to be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5073178


Is that you, George Bush?
I suggest you not travel anywhere near The Hague.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24599639


i am way dumber than bush, no way i could go in front of those big crowds and give speeches, i would panic and never make it though it, plus what if he got the poops in the middle of a speech?, i know i would get the poops and have to stop in the middle of a speech.
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09/29/2012 02:15 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
Try harder to be normal, until you failure shines through and highlights your glaring retardedness, then go into a reclusive shame spiral and block out the World in a deep depression. When you try to come out of it, they will completely accept that you are useless, and encourage you to fester as an abject imbecile, feed you brain drugs, and cater to your every whim, with acts of half-hearted charity, and condesention, to display their superiority, your handicap, give you table scraps, impoverish you to a sub-class of animal, and shower you with shitty things that are third rate imitations of what even average people recieve as compensation for their labour.
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
the world is going to eat me alive, i used to look to that forest gump movie cuse he made it, but its just a movie. anyway, guess i better go now, thanks for listening to me.
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09/29/2012 02:40 AM
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the world is going to eat me alive, i used to look to that forest gump movie cuse he made it, but its just a movie. anyway, guess i better go now, thanks for listening to me.
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maybe this helps.



[link to www.youtube.com]
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09/29/2012 02:44 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
Try harder to be normal, until you failure shines through and highlights your glaring retardedness, then go into a reclusive shame spiral and block out the World in a deep depression. When you try to come out of it, they will completely accept that you are useless, and encourage you to fester as an abject imbecile, feed you brain drugs, and cater to your every whim, with acts of half-hearted charity, and condesention, to display their superiority, your handicap, give you table scraps, impoverish you to a sub-class of animal, and shower you with shitty things that are third rate imitations of what even average people recieve as compensation for their labour.
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lmao
GeordieLegend

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11/30/2012 12:58 AM
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Is this the new thing then? Tard-tards..?
Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach...
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11/30/2012 01:07 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
The reason Nobody believes that you are retarded is because he is probably the only one left who is not retarded anymore.
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11/30/2012 01:08 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
people treat me normal but i know im not, i know i am retarded, nobody has ever certified me retarded but they should, i think my family has always known but they wont admit it to themselves so they make me live like a normal person.
i am tired of pretending to be smarter than i am just to fit in, is there some way i can be certified retarded?, because i know i cant make it in the world without help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5073178


Barack??! Is that you?
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11/30/2012 02:19 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
people treat me normal but i know im not, i know i am retarded, nobody has ever certified me retarded but they should, i think my family has always known but they wont admit it to themselves so they make me live like a normal person.
i am tired of pretending to be smarter than i am just to fit in, is there some way i can be certified retarded?, because i know i cant make it in the world without help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5073178


We're all retarded. The most retarded (the least thinking) wins. You're a winner. Win for all of us.
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11/30/2012 02:56 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
Trust me, WE KNOW, WE ALL KNOW!!




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11/30/2012 03:15 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
Yep we do know, not to worry Op, you fit right in here without help!

Now just go start a thread, something like - I am a moran axe me a question.
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11/30/2012 03:21 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
trust me OP, everybody is "retarded" everybody is "crazy" etc. It's just the way we perceive others and the way they perceive themselves that make all the difference.

If you stop viewing yourself as retarded you will no longer be retarded.
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11/30/2012 03:36 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
trust me OP, everybody is "retarded" everybody is "crazy" etc. It's just the way we perceive others and the way they perceive themselves that make all the difference.

If you stop viewing yourself as retarded you will no longer be retarded.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23834295


Okie dokie then.

I am a genious axe me a question should cover it.
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11/30/2012 03:38 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
i am tired of pretending to be smarter than i am just to fit in, is there some way i can be certified retarded?, because i know i cant make it in the world without help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5073178


If only the other 6 billion odd chattel would admit this, the world might have some hope.
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11/30/2012 03:39 AM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
I believe you BRIEF.
Drayu Hayabusa

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12/02/2012 09:20 PM
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Is this the new thing then? Tard-tards..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Let them have their Tard-Tard sauce!

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12/02/2012 09:38 PM

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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
Your intellectual disability would have been picked up by your educators when you failed to keep up with your peers. Why was your IQ not tested?
I am standing for my convictions just as you are standing for yours. So no need for either of us to take offense.
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12/02/2012 09:40 PM
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
A refreshing change from all the internet threads with losers claiming they have 175 IQs or whatever.

If you can admit this, it makes you a better person in my book than all the people who always have to spout off about how smart they supposedly are.

You are probably not retarded but maybe your IQ is below average. Only one way to find out...take an IQ test.
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Re: i know i am retarded but nobody believes me
god, i think i'm only one here that now understand what
he was righting about, it took me half of life but today
i finally came to the same conclusion about myself...

i just realised it an hour ago after many many sleep deprived nights & long therapy.

in my case i think i understand now that another brain related medical issue i have was masking it all along

i completely understand whet he said about trying to show he's more smarter, i now see my intelligence is a compensation for lack of tools & comprehension
of people, to deal with the world and i to feel the same
like the world would totally eat me alive but i feel sick now understanding this.

pfffff i want to Cray but cant :( because i've suffer so much emotional hardship & pain & trauma after trauma & hardship that i cant even cry to just to let some pain go :(((


wow, omg that just explains everything that's wrong with my life.....................

all the miss communication with people & the feeling im diffident & that no one understands me


all my miserable life from when i was teenager till today i've bean having "doom & gloom" thoughts,
Jesus all along that health issue i head from birth was funking masking it aghh..wtf


dammit, i understand you man and that makes me so sad.
i still cant belie it but its the damn truth :S


to post opener: i don't know if your still around, please contact me in this post i would love talk to you maybe we can learn something from talking about this...

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