i know i am retarded but nobody believes me | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1018225 United States 09/29/2012 01:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Tazandra User ID: 22762080 United States 09/29/2012 01:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's no certification for retardation. You can get help by asking for it, instead of posting on GLP like a pro... Wait... does this mean you're pretending to be smarter than you are in order to ask for help for not being smart because you're really not as smart as you pretend you are? We come to love not by finding the perfect person ... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. The Story of Life is quicker than the wink of an eye. The Story of Love is hello and goodbye. Until we meet again. |
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Tazandra User ID: 22762080 United States 09/29/2012 01:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is why women have so little hope in men... We come to love not by finding the perfect person ... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. The Story of Life is quicker than the wink of an eye. The Story of Love is hello and goodbye. Until we meet again. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 5073178 United States 09/29/2012 02:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | there needs to be more done for people like me, im not full retard, i can type and read, but im too dumb to function in society, its a horrible place to be. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5073178 Is that you, George Bush? I suggest you not travel anywhere near The Hague. i am way dumber than bush, no way i could go in front of those big crowds and give speeches, i would panic and never make it though it, plus what if he got the poops in the middle of a speech?, i know i would get the poops and have to stop in the middle of a speech. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22894284 Canada 09/29/2012 02:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Try harder to be normal, until you failure shines through and highlights your glaring retardedness, then go into a reclusive shame spiral and block out the World in a deep depression. When you try to come out of it, they will completely accept that you are useless, and encourage you to fester as an abject imbecile, feed you brain drugs, and cater to your every whim, with acts of half-hearted charity, and condesention, to display their superiority, your handicap, give you table scraps, impoverish you to a sub-class of animal, and shower you with shitty things that are third rate imitations of what even average people recieve as compensation for their labour. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 5073178 United States 09/29/2012 02:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24612317 Germany 09/29/2012 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the world is going to eat me alive, i used to look to that forest gump movie cuse he made it, but its just a movie. anyway, guess i better go now, thanks for listening to me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5073178 maybe this helps. [link to www.youtube.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12673272 United States 09/29/2012 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Try harder to be normal, until you failure shines through and highlights your glaring retardedness, then go into a reclusive shame spiral and block out the World in a deep depression. When you try to come out of it, they will completely accept that you are useless, and encourage you to fester as an abject imbecile, feed you brain drugs, and cater to your every whim, with acts of half-hearted charity, and condesention, to display their superiority, your handicap, give you table scraps, impoverish you to a sub-class of animal, and shower you with shitty things that are third rate imitations of what even average people recieve as compensation for their labour. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22894284 lmao |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5248308 United States 11/30/2012 01:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | people treat me normal but i know im not, i know i am retarded, nobody has ever certified me retarded but they should, i think my family has always known but they wont admit it to themselves so they make me live like a normal person. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5073178 i am tired of pretending to be smarter than i am just to fit in, is there some way i can be certified retarded?, because i know i cant make it in the world without help. Barack??! Is that you? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21160675 United States 11/30/2012 02:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | people treat me normal but i know im not, i know i am retarded, nobody has ever certified me retarded but they should, i think my family has always known but they wont admit it to themselves so they make me live like a normal person. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5073178 i am tired of pretending to be smarter than i am just to fit in, is there some way i can be certified retarded?, because i know i cant make it in the world without help. We're all retarded. The most retarded (the least thinking) wins. You're a winner. Win for all of us. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408355 Australia 11/30/2012 03:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | trust me OP, everybody is "retarded" everybody is "crazy" etc. It's just the way we perceive others and the way they perceive themselves that make all the difference. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23834295 If you stop viewing yourself as retarded you will no longer be retarded. Okie dokie then. I am a genious axe me a question should cover it. |
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BW User ID: 17629467 United States 12/02/2012 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your intellectual disability would have been picked up by your educators when you failed to keep up with your peers. Why was your IQ not tested? I am standing for my convictions just as you are standing for yours. So no need for either of us to take offense. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1130777 Japan 12/02/2012 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A refreshing change from all the internet threads with losers claiming they have 175 IQs or whatever. If you can admit this, it makes you a better person in my book than all the people who always have to spout off about how smart they supposedly are. You are probably not retarded but maybe your IQ is below average. Only one way to find out...take an IQ test. |
hollyfknshi# User ID: 37837898 Israel 04/11/2013 01:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | god, i think i'm only one here that now understand what he was righting about, it took me half of life but today i finally came to the same conclusion about myself... i just realised it an hour ago after many many sleep deprived nights & long therapy. in my case i think i understand now that another brain related medical issue i have was masking it all along i completely understand whet he said about trying to show he's more smarter, i now see my intelligence is a compensation for lack of tools & comprehension of people, to deal with the world and i to feel the same like the world would totally eat me alive but i feel sick now understanding this. pfffff i want to Cray but cant :( because i've suffer so much emotional hardship & pain & trauma after trauma & hardship that i cant even cry to just to let some pain go :((( wow, omg that just explains everything that's wrong with my life..................... all the miss communication with people & the feeling im diffident & that no one understands me all my miserable life from when i was teenager till today i've bean having "doom & gloom" thoughts, Jesus all along that health issue i head from birth was funking masking it aghh.. dammit, i understand you man and that makes me so sad. i still cant belie it but its the damn truth :S to post opener: i don't know if your still around, please contact me in this post i would love talk to you maybe we can learn something from talking about this... |