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Ricky Martin Actually Likes Girls - to pee on - and he Googles his name on the Web

 
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Ricky Martin Actually Likes Girls - to pee on - and he Googles his name on the Web
Who Does Ricky Martin Think He Is?

[link to www.blender.com]

The hip-shaking 33-year-old Puerto RicanĖborn singer juggles a deep interest in Buddhism and golden showers.

By Victoria de Silverio


Why did you draw an angel for your self-portrait?
Ha! Itís not an angel, but thank you for saying so.

So you're not an angel?

Well, I was thinking more about how I feel like I donít have a lot of time, so I have to fly!

Besides always being in a hurry, what would an ex say about you?

That Iím the love of their life! Iím the best man that theyíve ever had, a gentleman who treated them like a lady.

Has anyone said that about you?

No, but do you think Iím going to say the opposite?

What do people find annoying about you?

Not caring sometimes. Letís put it this way: In the past, everything was about how accepted I was, but after a while, it became too painful. It was insanity. Cuckoo! People also get annoyed that Iím always on the computer.

Up late Googling yourself?

Iíve done that. There are a lot of pages with information about me that I didnít even know about, like that I got a face-lift! And a nose job! And a chin job! I donít have a problem with plastic surgery. I think eventually I will go there. But today, Iím not thinking about it.

When was your last booty call?

Three nights ago. Before I got on a plane in Miami.

How about your last one-night stand?

The other night. We met, we did it, we left. I donít know if we are going to meet again.

How would you characterize your taste in sex?

Iím open to everything. There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt, the kind of sex where you pull the hair and you grab the ears. There are moments for quickies and there are moments for long evenings of romance. Iím pretty open to whatever flows.

Describe the last porn movie you watched.

Uh, do you really want me to go there? [Blender: Yes.] Uh, OK, golden showers. I love giving the golden shower. Iíve done it before in the shower. Itís like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.

Ever videotaped yourself having sex?

I have, but I always delete it. So like if we wanted to film again, we would do it, watch it, get turned on again [grabs crotch], do it again, but before going to sleep, we would delete it because I donít want to be Pamela Anderson! If I am having sex on camera, they better pay me!

How much?

Twenty million. Tax free.

What do your parents have that you don't?

I was going to say patience, but I think I have that. One thing, though: My father has an airplane and I donít. Itís a turbo prop to go island-hopping in the Caribbean. Iím an airplane freak, but Iím waiting to get a G4.

Who would make you lose your cool?

I lost my cool when I met the Dalai Lama. He is amazing, a child inside. I showed him around Puerto Rico, and we discussed politics, music, our foundations.

Did the Dalai Lama know your music?

Well, as I was talking to him, one of the people who came with him said, ďOhhhh, Ricky Martin! Ale ale ale, go go go!Ē It was surreal.

Final question: are you a genius?

All I know is that I know nothing.
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Re: Ricky Martin Actually Likes Girls - to pee on - and he Googles his name on the Web
Ewww. Ricky Martin likes to pee pee on other people? Gross.


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01/14/2006 04:24 PM
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Ricky Martin will be coming to GLP as soon as he Googles his name.

If he posts, do you think he'll know the difference between "your" and "you're"?

I doubt it.

Anyway, he pees on people as a sex act. He wouldn't fit in with our high moral standards here.
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01/14/2006 10:39 PM
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OP: where in the interview did he say he liked women??

His answers were all carefully non-gender specific - read it again!
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01/14/2006 10:50 PM
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scream
"I have a perfect grip on reality. Just not this one!"
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01/14/2006 11:23 PM
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The sign of a gay boy trying to hide the fact he is gay.
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01/14/2006 11:25 PM
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Id dance with him.

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"I have a perfect grip on reality. Just not this one!"
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01/14/2006 11:27 PM
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Re: Ricky Martin Actually Likes Girls - to pee on - and he Googles his name on the Web
Hey peeing on people or getting pee'd on is a turn on for some people.
Not for me but who are they hurting?
Let em' piss on each other for christ sake if that's what floats their boats..
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01/14/2006 11:59 PM
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agreed.
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01/15/2006 12:21 AM
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01/15/2006 12:46 AM
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Oh piss off!
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01/25/2006 12:14 AM
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Puke
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01/25/2006 03:52 AM
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And Bill O'Reilly masturbates to old John Wayne movies. What's your point?
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01/25/2006 03:57 AM
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IT's REAL !! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE!!!

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