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Doctors grow an ear on patients arm

 
Danmanv2
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Doctors grow an ear on patients arm
Just goes to show that when technology is used to benefit the people, you can afford to loose an ear... Now if only they would do something about those pesky GMO ears of corn.

"When chambord Walter lost her ear to cancer two years ago, she told herself she’d never be one of those survivors attaching a prosthetic ear every day.

“The concept of having to tape something to my skin every day didn’t feel like that was who I was,” the 42-year-old mother of two told ABC News. “I could just see my kids running around with it, yelling, ‘I have mommy’s ear!’”

But doctors at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore offered Walter a chance at a new ear — a permanent one built from her own tissue. "

[link to abcnews.go.com]
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Wonder if they could grow a fanny on my left hand?
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09/29/2012 07:33 PM
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I think I would rather be without an ear than go through that
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I guess they missed the target: FAIL
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Maybe Kate can grow some undees.
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Re: Doctors grow an ear on patients arm
Wonder if they could grow a fanny on my left hand?
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Why is it always an ear? Is that easy to grow or something? Remember that mouse with a human ear on it's back? [link to en.wikipedia.org]
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09/29/2012 08:46 PM
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Doctors grow an ear on patients arm
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I'd be impressed if they grew a vagina around a penis...
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I'd be impressed if they grew a vagina around a penis...
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hahaha, that arm creeps me out.
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"Oh, I'm sorry... please speak into my GOOD ear."
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Re: Doctors grow an ear on patients arm
Reconstruction of ears and noses (common disfiguring battle wounds)by expanding and attaching skin from other areas of the body goes back a long way, they are just able to shape it better now...we owe it all to Sushruta

Guy using a special brace to get his new nose attached, in Queen Elizabeth's day:


[link to www.royalfree.nhs.uk]

[link to www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov]
"Nasal reconstruction goes back to very early times; it was practised in ancient India about 1000 B.C. The first reports in the Western World come from the Branca family in Sicily (mid XV century) and from the Vianeo family in Calabria (mid XVI century): this art was later taken up by Tagliacozzi and published by him in 1597. A review of the literature reveals that the numerous procedures now available to repair the nose had already been devised by the middle of the nineteenth century in Germany and France as well as in England. Outstanding contributions were also made in Italy and the United States.

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"Sushruta (also known as the ‘‘Father of Indian surgery'‘ and ‘‘Father of Indian plastic surgery'‘) authored famous ancient encyclopaedic treatise 'Sushruta Samhita' (Sushruta's compendium) and vividly described the technique of Rhinoplasty. ‘Sushruta Samhita' is considered to be the most advanced compilation of surgical practices prevalent in India around two thousand millennia ago. In‘Sushruta Samhita', Sushruta emphasized all the basic principles of plastic surgery and vividly described numerous operations in various fields of surgery with significant contributions to Plastic Surgery 1,2 (Figure-1) .The notable contributions in Plastic Surgery are technique of pedicle flap, repair of ear lobe defects ,repair of traumatic and congenital clefts of the lip, classification of burns ,description of sharp (20 types) and blunt (101 types)instruments, practice of mock operations, cadveric dissection ,use of wine to dull the pain of surgical incisions, code of ethics; however the Rhinoplasty remains the greatest highlight of Sushruta's surgery"
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Wonder if they could grow a fanny on my left hand?
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Maybe, but there is a 50/50 chance it will grow into a dildo on your left hand.
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well, at least they didn't grow it on his bum, like all the other people on this planet :-)
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Re: Doctors grow an ear on patients arm
if the arm claps, but there is no ear to hear it, would it still make a sound?
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blink

Wow!!!
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This reminds me of the southpark episode where they grew mr. garrison's penis on the mouse and it escaped and he was chasing it all over (lol).
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That's plain creepy but interesting.
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Re: Doctors grow an ear on patients arm
Now he can listen to his asshole.
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Re: Doctors grow an ear on patients arm
Why would they grow an ear on an arm, when they could grow a penis?
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Re: Doctors grow an ear on patients arm
this is amazing, what do Christians say?
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Re: Doctors grow an ear on patients arm
I heard that in Italy they grew an anus on the back of a local sheepherder.

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