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I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!

 
Hydra

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10/01/2012 04:17 PM

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I found the video of OP



[link to www.youtube.com]



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If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

aseindia
Annular Solar Eclipse - January 15, 2010 - Rameshwaram, India
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 04:21 PM
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Update : We are going to bury the bodies near the town hall, there is a small strech of ground that is rarely used, nobody will think to look there
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10/01/2012 04:26 PM
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Haha that's impossible. Aliens are already dead. " Alien " is code for evil spirit. Gosh don't you guys listen to George Bush or Clinton.
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 04:28 PM
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I hear overhead a black helicopter, it is going around the area, circling if you will, it is very high up, it may have markings i am not sure.

We are going to start driving now at full speed to the town hall, so i cant type until we get there, i will update you all with more photos
in london
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10/01/2012 04:47 PM
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why the fuck isnt this epic thread pinned, and how come me and the o.p are the only people posting?!!!?!
Ivan
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10/01/2012 05:14 PM
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You never posted pictures.Where are the pictures text them to me at 14153404407. I want to see the pictures....I want to see if they look how I've pictured them.I always knew they were real.Why is it a big deal hiding it from everyone, everyone knows already.
in london
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10/01/2012 05:43 PM
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Sandra we are waiting to hear from you
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 06:25 PM
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Three armoured cars pulled up at the house before, i run for the garden through the back exit and hid in the bushes..

I peered out and saw my friend (Female) being asked if she was sandra, she said no, they said `we dont believe you`, and pushed her against the wall, i heard a gunshot!

I thought she was dead, but then i saw them load her into the car and drive off, i am worried sick i dont know what to do

I will keep you all updated

Sandra
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10/01/2012 06:29 PM
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is it rigth op after all this adventure you were needing some panic sex aside you friends, and thats what have you so busy you cannot put these dammit pics?
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10/01/2012 06:51 PM

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This thread is gold!! hahaha
I was always an unusual girl.My mother told me I had a chameleon soul, no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality; just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering as the ocean... And if I said I didn't plan for it to turn out this way I'd be lying...
Because I was born to be the other woman. Who belonged to no one, who belonged to everyone. Who had nothing, who wanted everything, with a fire for every experience and an obsession for freedom that terrified me to the point that I couldn't even talk about it, and pushed me to a nomadic point of madness that both dazzled and dizzied me.
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 07:16 PM
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I am in the middle of a gun fight with a group of men in black suits


cant talk
j994k

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10/01/2012 07:22 PM

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Aim for the head in case they are zombies!,,,
That is all...
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 07:26 PM
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Okay i am going to have to do this, i need help i need backup, i am near ludlow castle, i need people to help me now!

Meet me at the castle at 1am, i will give you a usb file with all the photos and videos, please upload them and back them up, i do not understand technology because i am in my 70s, if there is anyone in or near shropshire areas please go to the castle for 1am! I`m wearing a purple dress and a green hat with a feather in it
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 07:57 PM
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Thanks! nobody bloody showed up
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 08:02 PM
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Sandra - love your fiction.. You should write a small novel - I did something similar.. People love to read this stuff..
robbiew

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10/01/2012 08:06 PM

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Thanks! nobody bloody showed up
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Oh Ludlow castle... i thought you said laidlow..

Shit i'm totally in the wrong place..
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 08:57 PM
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I`ve been shot, twice in the arm

I am in a lot of pain right now, i`m not sure when i can get on here next
Digital Rapture

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10/01/2012 09:12 PM

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I`ve been shot, twice in the arm

I am in a lot of pain right now, i`m not sure when i can get on here next
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


hopefully it'll all be over soon
robbiew

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10/01/2012 09:16 PM

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I`ve been shot, twice in the arm

I am in a lot of pain right now, i`m not sure when i can get on here next
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Which arm was it?..

Pic or it didn't happen..343helicopterneener2
j994k

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10/01/2012 09:38 PM

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Apply a tourniquet. Put sugar or honey in the wound wrap with a sterile cloth. Keep shooting, reload as needed. Don't forget to hydrate. How is your ammo supply?
That is all...
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10/01/2012 10:04 PM

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Antarctican.
mark his grave
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10/01/2012 10:36 PM
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I am also worried i may have started a war, i dont know of any other abductees who have killed a grey, this could have really bad reprecussions for mankind :(
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296



as if things could get much worse for any less good reason!

you were protecting and defending your God given right to secure your personal space and maintain the sanctuary of such at all times

this interloper has been taking advantage of you and regardless of why, it's been way out in left field by way of order in the doing

if in fact you did defend yourself from being kidnapped and assaulted, which is in truth what an abduction IS

then you should be proud of yourself for having the courage to do so

when all the laws are blatantly unjust then justice becomes a personal thing - it's between you and your Creator/conscience where those lines are drawn

surely you're well aware of this fact

when the dictionary tells you that the definition of "up" is "down" then it's up to each of us to maintain our own integrity with reference to that which we perceive/believe and hold fast to as truth, regardless of how they do babble on

the criminals can likely do whatever they wish these days but in spite of such doing the right thing for yourself will always be the bottom line

the day you start feeling bad about doing what's RIGHT is the day you might as well not bother

they can call a spade a diamond in the rough all day long if they wish, it still doesn't change the FACT of the matter

if we're all gonna die for no good reason then we might as well make it count. make a stand for something you believe in. show the bastards how it's done.

as for repercussions from the 'greys' fuck em and feed em fish, en masse' or otherwise

if our govt has given them free license to molest then your vote doesn't count for much does it... and if your vote is being negated then why in hell would you give a rats ass how they feel about your choices in any regard?

vote for yourself, first and foremost, and let the chips fall where they will

just because they say you are out of order does in no way make it so

they can drag you to water but if you fall for the guilt trip they proffer when you draw the line on partaking of such, you've done yourself the greater injustice in truth, hands down

like I said

no good reason IS good reason in some states

if they wish to break their unity with truth don't assume for one moment that in following suit with same you won't be considered equally liable in so doing

these are the days when only the good cheese stands alone

amidst a sea of individuals who are four square front and center on both knees

making an example of the little trespassers is akin to kindness in some states

and this altered one we've entered present tense just happens to be one of them
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 10:42 PM
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oh lord WHY is this fiction still going on? And why are people telling "her" how to treat a ficticious gunshot wound????
We Who Watch

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10/01/2012 10:59 PM
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here,trailers are bits you see for a film,sorry,but your very first sentence gave away your in usa,"good evening,or afternoon or wherever you are in the country"
 Quoting: lupa14714


Okay i am in the UK, i am in my seventies and from a different generation the english we use varies from yours my love.


Anyway please let`s focus on the topic at hand...
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296

You are the topic at hand. Isn't that why you are doing your psychology homework on here?

I must say though that as a person, I hope you are better than what I am seeing of your study skills.....
7 Billion people on the planet!
That's a BIG number!
And I am one.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 11:05 PM
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Don't put anything in the wound, please.

Just my years of medical training on that one.

Some neosporin maybe
We Who Watch

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10/01/2012 11:10 PM
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Shame on any of you that believe the poor fiction that this person spews forth. It is a form story badly written as a psych exercise from all appearances. Shame on whatever school is sending their students here.

or shame on the person at the GLP server for continuing this farcical thread.....

Either way, it is unacceptable behavior.
7 Billion people on the planet!
That's a BIG number!
And I am one.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 11:26 PM
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Well, I for one think it is pretty damn funny, I doubt a school did this though because it is far to stupid to be any kind of thought put into the story. It is more like someone smoking weed or off real meds that they need who make this one up. Any way you guys got to say.....it was pretty funny funny, it isn't every day you get to read some crazy, made up story about an alien from someone who is mentally off their rocker..............oh....wait.....NVM.
samanthasunflower

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10/01/2012 11:31 PM

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Okay, I have to know. Do aliens have male and/or female parts? Since you have one, you should know.

ana
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10/02/2012 12:10 AM

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You got your 10 pages, Sandra. Now go back to your room and take your meds yapping
Sandra (OP)
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10/02/2012 04:18 AM
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Sandra here, i have bandaged my wounds.. i returned to my house under the cover of darkness, it had been bulldozed to the ground nothing remained, the garden had been entirely dug up too, but thankfully we removed the three bodies last night so they didnt find anything.

I am fearing for my life, i do not feel welcome in this town or even country anymore, i need to leave, fast.

Will update you all this evening, but i want to thank everyone who has given me advice, it means the world to me

Sandra

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