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I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!

 
Lotus Flower

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10/02/2012 02:48 PM
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hey O.P interesting story if its true it could be the biggest story in the history of mankind, can you tell us how you are feeling now, do you think they will come back??
 Quoting: in london 24755869


Hello my love, i am feeling absolute terror, i am in genuine fear for my life, i am currently at my friends trailer around about 2 miles from my home, we have the bodies in the back of it, hidden under bales of hay.

We arent sure what to do because even the rural areas have regular hikers and dog walkers, who are bound to come across the bodies
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Surely you mean caravan if your in the UK,
 Quoting: robbiew


I am confused as to what the problem is...
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


You use words we don't use in the UK even though you say you are a headmistress.

What you are is a liar.

Go to bed, you have school tomorrow.
Lotus

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Sandra
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10/02/2012 02:57 PM
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PS when i am on later it wont be from my laptop, as a bullet hit it, and the battery is almost out.
So, i will be using wifi from somewhere i am not sure where, but the ip wont be the same, just letting you know in advance
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


And true to my words, my love i am back but i am not in the same place i was, it is too dangerous, my house is still smoldering from the bulldozers, and people lie dead in the vicinity.

I am about 30 miles west of my previous location, i am camping out in a forest using a nearby undiscovered native tribe`s wi fi.

I need to once again thank each and every one of you who have given me advice, it means the world to me.


Sandra
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


How does an UNDISCOVERED tribe have wifi? Somebody would know about them if they have wifi.
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That is something i can not answer i am afraid, sorry.

I can not comprimise my own safety, i am sure you understand that!
Sandra
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10/02/2012 02:59 PM
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Hello my love, i am feeling absolute terror, i am in genuine fear for my life, i am currently at my friends trailer around about 2 miles from my home, we have the bodies in the back of it, hidden under bales of hay.

We arent sure what to do because even the rural areas have regular hikers and dog walkers, who are bound to come across the bodies
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Surely you mean caravan if your in the UK,
 Quoting: robbiew


I am confused as to what the problem is...
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


You use words we don't use in the UK even though you say you are a headmistress.

What you are is a liar.

Go to bed, you have school tomorrow.
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Well you are right i have school, i am / was due to teach in school tomorrow, as i am headmistress.

The police were there yesturday looking for me and questioned every pupil one by one asking if they had seen me.

I wish the whole event had never happened, killing those greys has literally ruined my life!
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 03:04 PM
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Why are you pushing this so far Bernard? We all recognize your garbage as fast as you post it.
dave
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10/02/2012 03:13 PM
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Descripe the greys. Picture on net which is close to them.

What Will You Do now? what is your plan? if you can reveal.

You have to go to tv or something bad happen.

Destroy pic and video and they wont interest with you
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 03:15 PM
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HAS THE OP POSTED ANY PICS YET ?? I DONT WANT TO GO THRU ALL THESE PAGES OF BS
freddy
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10/02/2012 03:15 PM
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I for one believe sandra, she seems to be tellng the truth, oh and what she says about posting the link with the cellphone footage and it being removed, is true, i have the link and if anyone pms me i can give it them
Sandra
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10/02/2012 03:21 PM
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I for one believe sandra, she seems to be tellng the truth, oh and what she says about posting the link with the cellphone footage and it being removed, is true, i have the link and if anyone pms me i can give it them
 Quoting: freddy 24827338


Thank you, thank you thank you!!

I can not begin to tell you how much that means to me, do you realise how frustrating it is to have posted it no less than 3 times, but for the post to disapear, and to be still called a lier and accused of not posting it?

My name is Sandra, i am 73 turning 74 and i do not need this, i have not washed in 2 days now, i have blood stains all over my skirt, and my laptop has bullet holes which have scraped the side of it.
This is a traumatic time for me, and i dont need anymore
Sandra
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10/02/2012 03:23 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Descripe the greys. Picture on net which is close to them.

What Will You Do now? what is your plan? if you can reveal.

You have to go to tv or something bad happen.

Destroy pic and video and they wont interest with you
 Quoting: dave 23446674


The ones i killed were very small, around maybe just under 5 foot tall, large almond shaped eyes, huge heads, small shoulders, long but tiny arms
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 03:30 PM
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Your only way out of being captured and killed by the MIB is to immediatly post the pictures of the dead alien. If you do not post the footage of the deceased alien, they will come and remove it from your premises and kill you for telling your story. They know what you did, as as who, and where you live. You were supposed to keep shut up, but you did not, so you better hurry up and start making videos and sending them everywhere as fast as you can!
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 03:39 PM
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Sandra
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10/02/2012 04:40 PM
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Success!! I have managed to upload one of the photos

i am not going to link the full url because it gave me a temporary auto ban just before for an hour for doing it, so here it is and yes its a safe website

postimage.org/image/m3p2z5plx

Sorry about the image quality but this was taken at night after i shot the second one
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 04:45 PM
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is this the only footage u have?
Sandra
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10/02/2012 04:54 PM
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By the way i warned you the photo was graphic :(
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 04:55 PM
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Hey, I found Sandra Gibbons (OP) picture:

[link to crossdressingonflickr.blogspot.com]
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 04:56 PM
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Hey, I found Sandra Gibbons (OP) picture:

[link to crossdressingonflickr.blogspot.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24828616


:OHHH:
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 04:59 PM
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Well this is about what I expected. Thanks for wasting everyone's time for 12 pages. No video = no credibility.
Sandra
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10/02/2012 05:01 PM
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Well this is about what I expected. Thanks for wasting everyone's time for 12 pages. No video = no credibility.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20816248


Really? i posted photo above of the body! and i posted twice yesturday the video..
for some reason i got an auto ban for posting the link to the upload site that i used (a simple free image/file hosting website without any adware or spam)

Once again i am 73 years old.. forgive me for not having the damn latest gadgets at my damn disposal!!!!!
dave
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10/02/2012 05:07 PM
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Success!! I have managed to upload one of the photos

i am not going to link the full url because it gave me a temporary auto ban just before for an hour for doing it, so here it is and yes its a safe website

postimage.org/image/m3p2z5plx

Sorry about the image quality but this was taken at night after i shot the second one
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Goodbay fucking fake fake and fake.

[link to www.youtube.com]

0:51

you kidding me. are you serious.
Sandra
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10/02/2012 05:19 PM
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Success!! I have managed to upload one of the photos

i am not going to link the full url because it gave me a temporary auto ban just before for an hour for doing it, so here it is and yes its a safe website

postimage.org/image/m3p2z5plx

Sorry about the image quality but this was taken at night after i shot the second one
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Goodbay fucking fake fake and fake.

[link to www.youtube.com]

0:51

you kidding me. are you serious.
 Quoting: dave 24694015



Doesnt even look similar to whats in my picture! sorry
!
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 05:44 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Success!! I have managed to upload one of the photos

i am not going to link the full url because it gave me a temporary auto ban just before for an hour for doing it, so here it is and yes its a safe website

postimage.org/image/m3p2z5plx

Sorry about the image quality but this was taken at night after i shot the second one
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Goodbay fucking fake fake and fake.

[link to www.youtube.com]

0:51

you kidding me. are you serious.
 Quoting: dave 24694015



Doesnt even look similar to whats in my picture! sorry
!
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Doesnt even look ? NO? NO at all?

[link to s9.postimage.org] right yours You faker

Good night
Sandra
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10/02/2012 05:51 PM
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So i guess this is it, and i`ll be left alone to bury the bodies :~(
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 06:42 PM
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Another Bernard fail. Well, at least this one got to 12 pages. Keep it up Benard. You're getting better at this.
Sandra
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10/02/2012 07:23 PM
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I never posted that image, the m.i.b edited it to put in its place a frame from a well known youtube video, it was not me who did it.

Please understand that they are trying to discredit me
Dangerwalt

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10/02/2012 07:28 PM

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Success!! I have managed to upload one of the photos

i am not going to link the full url because it gave me a temporary auto ban just before for an hour for doing it, so here it is and yes its a safe website

postimage.org/image/m3p2z5plx

Sorry about the image quality but this was taken at night after i shot the second one
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


thisguy
Just one any....

The first symptom of stupidity is to think that we already know everything...

hollowichigo
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10/02/2012 07:29 PM
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I never posted that image, the m.i.b edited it to put in its place a frame from a well known youtube video, it was not me who did it.

Please understand that they are trying to discredit me
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


The vid was from 2011. Your pic is over 12 months old. Try alittle harder OP, Oh and keep taking your medz
toby 1
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10/02/2012 08:06 PM
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well it looks like our 70+ year old hero and slayer of aliens has left us :(
Esoteric Morgan
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10/02/2012 08:28 PM

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okay, enough spam


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10/02/2012 08:29 PM
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You have to admit, Makes for a fun night!
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 10:24 PM
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