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I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!

 
Sandra
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10/04/2012 09:01 AM
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Alright Sandra I'm very happy to see you. I must go now, will be back today. I would love to e-mail with you. I know what those bodies are exactly. I want to help you with everything I got. I have knowledge about this, please give me a chance. That's all I can say for now, and good luck.
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Thanks, nothing will stop me broadcasting the bodies live to glp

All i ask is the admin keep my ip secret and don`t give it out no matter who asks for it
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


I do not know what is GLP. Is this something like a labor or a person? All I know is that I would like to help you. If you would like to run tests on the bodies or something like this, I understand and I know that you know what you want to do. Still, I know what are these, please ask me in e-mail...I beg you.

EDIT: Okay GLP is godlikeproductions...
 Quoting: Lyphian



We will be broadcasting the discreet burial, however our location must remain unknown, i will link the broadcast on here a few minutes before it begins, does anybody know of any websites that we can stream it from, for free?
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damn .... its over?

what an anti-climax......

Come on morgan .... you can milk another 10 pages if you plan the story properly.

Let's see what you've got .....

popcorn
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I liked his Antarctican thread better.
Lyphian

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10/04/2012 09:08 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
goodmorning sandra,umm,what are you going to do about the one who wasn't dead?
 Quoting: lupa14714


It looks dead to me.

Anyway, my friends Georgina and Samantha are arriving soon, they will be bringing two big discreet looking black bags, we will put the bodies in there, and drag them to a discreet location in central london, there we will bury the bodies, leave and be done with it..

I am sure this will then be the end of my problems

From a VERY optimistic, Sandra
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I hope this will end. Good luck! And maybe you earned one or two friends here who were hoping you'll be fine.
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Sandra
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10/04/2012 09:10 AM
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goodmorning sandra,umm,what are you going to do about the one who wasn't dead?
 Quoting: lupa14714


It looks dead to me.

Anyway, my friends Georgina and Samantha are arriving soon, they will be bringing two big discreet looking black bags, we will put the bodies in there, and drag them to a discreet location in central london, there we will bury the bodies, leave and be done with it..

I am sure this will then be the end of my problems

From a VERY optimistic, Sandra
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


I hope this will end. Good luck! And maybe you earned one or two friends here who were hoping you'll be fine.
 Quoting: Lyphian


I will be broadcasting the funeral live this evening, will you be watching the stream?
Lyphian

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10/04/2012 09:16 AM
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You mean you are going to post here what's happening? Yes, if it's at late evening, I'm not sure if I can make it back home in time. To be honest I'm a bit afraid..there might be unexpected guests (men), I do not know just take care. I want you to get through this.

To the ones who made joke all of this: Have some faith.

Last Edited by Lyphian on 10/04/2012 09:21 AM
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Sandra
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10/04/2012 09:23 AM
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You mean you are going to post here what's happening here? Yes, if it's at late evening, I'm not sure if I can make it back home in time. To be honest I'm a bit afraid..there might be unexpected guests (men), I do not know just take care. I want you to get through this.


 Quoting: Lyphian


It will be a live broadcasted funeral, first i will show the greys body, then we will bury them in an undisclosed area.

I will be including a link to the live stream

Oh, and yes i see what you mean im worried too that we may have `unwanted guests` at the funeral

But i will stop at nothing to get this done, the world needs to know
Lyphian

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10/04/2012 09:28 AM
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You mean you are going to post here what's happening here? Yes, if it's at late evening, I'm not sure if I can make it back home in time. To be honest I'm a bit afraid..there might be unexpected guests (men), I do not know just take care. I want you to get through this.


 Quoting: Lyphian


It will be a live broadcasted funeral, first i will show the greys body, then we will bury them in an undisclosed area.

I will be including a link to the live stream

Oh, and yes i see what you mean im worried too that we may have `unwanted guests` at the funeral

But i will stop at nothing to get this done, the world needs to know
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Good. Sending great waves, and power. Let's do this, I pray for you. If there's anything I can help tell me. I look up to you.
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Sandra
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10/04/2012 09:30 AM
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I can not begin to tell you all how shattered i am after the last four days.

My home, neighbouring village and my garden have been bulldozed to the ground by the police who were searching for the bodies.

I have two dead greys, and the body of my best friend morgan, all in body bags in my hotel room.

I have the blood stains all over my dress, and i have lost one of my shoes, yet i am determained that under the cover of nightfall (around 7.30 pm), we will find somewhere to bury the bodies, and broadcast it!
Lyphian

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10/04/2012 09:34 AM
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Sandra, do You think it will be good to go to my friend's house at about 9pm? It will be 10pm at me. I want him to see this.

EDIT: Ah alright so it's in the late afternoon.

Last Edited by Lyphian on 10/04/2012 09:39 AM
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Lyphian

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10/04/2012 09:46 AM
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Alrighty I will be able to see this Sandra.
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Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 09:54 AM
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She still has yet to post a photo or vid of the original shooting. If you people think that she is going to live brodcast a funeral.... After all she is 73 years old and not tech savvy.

whatever
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10/04/2012 09:54 AM
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damned
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 09:58 AM
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Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please?
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Just fucking upload the fucking video alright!

Otherwise:

bsflag
Lyphian

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10/04/2012 10:00 AM
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Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please?
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Just fucking upload the fucking video alright!

Otherwise:

bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19173798


She'll make it. Everyone please be quiet. That doesn't mean you can't post just PLEASE wait for it.
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Sandra
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10/04/2012 10:12 AM
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Thanks Lypian or however you spell your name, thanks for defending me.

However we have a bigger problem, the blood from the bodies is dripping all over the floor, and out from underneath the door, we are using towels to conceal it but for how much longer we dont know

When will this nightmare end :(
Lyphian

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10/04/2012 10:25 AM
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Thanks Lypian or however you spell your name, thanks for defending me.

However we have a bigger problem, the blood from the bodies is dripping all over the floor, and out from underneath the door, we are using towels to conceal it but for how much longer we dont know

When will this nightmare end :(
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Freeze or tie the body everywhere with the towel to stop the bleeding. Imagine it's a human, and now think how to stop the bleeding. Easy to say I know I wish I was there. Hmm maybe bleed it out in the shower/bathtube? I'm thinking, but that's it for now.

EDIT: Put them on eachother, let them bleed in a shower I don't know I'm thinking fast.

Last Edited by Lyphian on 10/04/2012 10:32 AM
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10/04/2012 10:26 AM

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Let the FBI test it's DNA. It may be Jimmy Hoffa. tounge
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10/04/2012 10:27 AM
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WHAT COLOR is THE GREY'S BLOOD ??? O_O ( just dont tell me red - PLEEEAAASEEEE... )

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Lyphian

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10/04/2012 10:30 AM
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Come on give her ideas on how to stop the bleeding.

Last Edited by Lyphian on 10/04/2012 10:33 AM
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10/04/2012 10:31 AM
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So we will have a live stream of the funeral later on this evening, and all carried out by an old technophobe, who was unable to upload photos of the aliens.
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10/04/2012 10:34 AM
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Come on give her idea on how to stop the bleeding.
 Quoting: Lyphian


okey, easy..

dont know where Sandra is, but get many, much towels, if its fo'real, I doubt they have much blood, in fact.. something tells me greys do not bleed... but whatever..

comeon its not so hard.. leave @ bathroom for few hours with water ( HOT WATER ) .. or ... there's 648576895 ways, but I doubt here there's need to help.. but here we go, I did gave an advice lol ;)

namaste!
Lyphian

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10/04/2012 10:37 AM
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Come on give her idea on how to stop the bleeding.
 Quoting: Lyphian


okey, easy..

dont know where Sandra is, but get many, much towels, if its fo'real, I doubt they have much blood, in fact.. something tells me greys do not bleed... but whatever..

comeon its not so hard.. leave @ bathroom for few hours with water ( HOT WATER ) .. or ... there's 648576895 ways, but I doubt here there's need to help.. but here we go, I did gave an advice lol ;)

namaste!
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She's in a hotel and thank you. Well what would you do?
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Sandra
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10/04/2012 10:48 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
The hotel owner has knocked on the door at least twice, to ask what the stench is !

The decay of the bodies is increasing and is unerving to say the least, oh and the blood is a sort of yellow colour i dont want to look at it.

I have found a website called justin tv which lets you broadcast i am going to look through morgan`s briefcase i may be able to find a camera or something that i can hook up, please bear with me

But i do appreciate every single reply, if not for all of you i would have fallen apart days ago.

Also im not quite sure how to avoid looking suspicious when i`ll be walking around london with a torn ripped dress soaked in blood, and only one shoe on, but when nightfalls and i am under the cover of darkness it should be okay

From a tired and weary, but determained Samantha
Lyphian

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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
The hotel owner has knocked on the door at least twice, to ask what the stench is !

The decay of the bodies is increasing and is unerving to say the least, oh and the blood is a sort of yellow colour i dont want to look at it.

I have found a website called justin tv which lets you broadcast i am going to look through morgan`s briefcase i may be able to find a camera or something that i can hook up, please bear with me

But i do appreciate every single reply, if not for all of you i would have fallen apart days ago.

Also im not quite sure how to avoid looking suspicious when i`ll be walking around london with a torn ripped dress soaked in blood, and only one shoe on, but when nightfalls and i am under the cover of darkness it should be okay

From a tired and weary, but determained Samantha
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Just a few more hours dear.
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10/04/2012 11:29 AM
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i have nothing but the utmost respect for sandra she has been through so much, and she is what, 73 years old? lets see if any of you can do half of what she has done at YOUR ages, i can only shudder to imagine what she is going through, the people poking fun at her shame on you!
Sandra
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10/04/2012 11:31 AM
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Let`s see if we can find a nickname for sandra

the shropshire reaper

the butcher of shropshire..

hmm you pick
Sandra
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10/04/2012 11:32 AM
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the sandra above who posted is not me.. oh and thanks 121 for exposing yourself!

I am the real sandra, and i have posted since i two days ago announced i would be changing my ip, i have posted on this one and only user id, sorry to dissapoint you
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10/04/2012 11:33 AM
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Hey, guys. Didn't you read her 10:48 post. Her name is not Sandra anymore. It's now Samatha.
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10/04/2012 11:36 AM
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the sandra above who posted is not me.. oh and thanks 121 for exposing yourself!

I am the real sandra, and i have posted since i two days ago announced i would be changing my ip, i have posted on this one and only user id, sorry to dissapoint you
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Here you go the excuse for no funeral stream.

What a BullSh** loser.
Lyphian

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10/04/2012 11:36 AM
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Hey, guys. Didn't you read her 10:48 post. Her name is not Sandra anymore. It's now Samatha.
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Was her friend.
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