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I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!

 
Sandra
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10/04/2012 11:41 AM
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the sandra above who posted is not me.. oh and thanks 121 for exposing yourself!

I am the real sandra, and i have posted since i two days ago announced i would be changing my ip, i have posted on this one and only user id, sorry to dissapoint you
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Here you go the excuse for no funeral stream.

What a BullSh** loser.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24938178


Not true, all i said was that 121 who posted above pretending to be all sympathetic, then tried to make another post posing as me, but it didnt work because it shows the SAME USER I.d thats all
Sandra
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10/04/2012 11:42 AM
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PS when i am on later it wont be from my laptop, as a bullet hit it, and the battery is almost out.
So, i will be using wifi from somewhere i am not sure where, but the ip wont be the same, just letting you know in advance
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Once again just want to confirm that since then i have been using this current id since, anyone who posts on a different one is not the real sandra, my love
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 12:15 PM
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i like cheese
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 12:20 PM
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Did the aliens get granny, ellie??? Where's jed??
Lyphian

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10/04/2012 12:31 PM
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Crossing fingers please take care.
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Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 12:38 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
You shot thet alieen in th' face, granny?
Lyphian

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10/04/2012 12:43 PM
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You shot thet alieen in th' face, granny?
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Yeah and That was your first warning. Shut up or say something good here.
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dark angel
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10/04/2012 12:53 PM
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hmmmmm... i didnt think that people your age even knew what the internet is...
Sandra
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10/04/2012 01:08 PM
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I am back!

There are two greys just arrived and they want to know why i killed their friends, i am worried i do not know what to say
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10/04/2012 01:24 PM

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Lmao, what language do they speak?
Lyphian

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10/04/2012 01:32 PM
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I am back!

There are two greys just arrived and they want to know why i killed their friends, i am worried i do not know what to say
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Send them to me I will tell where I am in private message. Tell them you protected yourself. It's you who asks Sandra. Just be yourself. Say something like they are ruining your life. Which is true. Tell them to look in your EYES! Your Eyes Sandra, you don't have a home tell them to look deep in your eyes and ask: Do you see what did you do to me? Something like that come on Sandra. Get it straight and send them to me, show my name on the screen I believe they can find me. Come on let's clear this up.

Please reply me Sandra!

Last Edited by Lyphian on 10/04/2012 01:42 PM
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lupa14714

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10/04/2012 01:33 PM
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not had any dead bodies around much,but don't you need a beating heart to pump out the blood? it coagulates as soon as cold.so you now seem to have comatose half alive beings to bury alive.
church of euthanasia.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 01:35 PM
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tell them if they are going to hassle you so much, they need to start pitching in.

It worked for me!
Sandra
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10/04/2012 01:47 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
The greys have ordered me to type my final message to explain what is happening to me.

I have commited one of the worst crimes by murdering two of their own kind, and for that, they are taking me with them to do 20 years of slave labour in their planet.

If i will be back i do not know, but i just want to say goodbye to all of you, i am about to be escorted into their ufo and away.

Goodbye glp and thank you for everything, thank you for the ones who gave advice and were there for me

All my love, Sandra Winterbottom
Lyphian

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10/04/2012 01:57 PM
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The greys have ordered me to type my final message to explain what is happening to me.

I have commited one of the worst crimes by murdering two of their own kind, and for that, they are taking me with them to do 20 years of slave labour in their planet.

If i will be back i do not know, but i just want to say goodbye to all of you, i am about to be escorted into their ufo and away.

Goodbye glp and thank you for everything, thank you for the ones who gave advice and were there for me

All my love, Sandra Winterbottom
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Sandra no...it was them in the first place who started to ruin your life. Are they THAT fucking stupid??? If yes, let me tell MY message to those fuckers: Fuck off Greys, fuck off, come to me if you have balls, I have. If you are men of your motherfucking kind come to me I will show you what's a man. Leave that old woman alone YOU BASTARDS. COME TO ME.

I will think about You Sandra all the time. And you aliens if you have a heart, let her read this message. She didn't mean to kill you guys. Fuck off idiots. Fuck off. Let's talk in my room if you wish. I will be waiting.

PS.: I do understand your losses. I want peace above all between us, or at least between me and you. Let's talk. Send me message, I will tell where I live, find me and let's talk.

Last Edited by Lyphian on 10/04/2012 02:28 PM
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robbiew

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10/04/2012 03:31 PM
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The greys have ordered me to type my final message to explain what is happening to me.

I have commited one of the worst crimes by murdering two of their own kind, and for that, they are taking me with them to do 20 years of slave labour in their planet.

If i will be back i do not know, but i just want to say goodbye to all of you, i am about to be escorted into their ufo and away.

Goodbye glp and thank you for everything, thank you for the ones who gave advice and were there for me

All my love, Sandra Winterbottom
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Sandra no...it was them in the first place who started to ruin your life. Are they THAT fucking stupid??? If yes, let me tell MY message to those fuckers: Fuck off Greys, fuck off, come to me if you have balls, I have. If you are men of your motherfucking kind come to me I will show you what's a man. Leave that old woman alone YOU BASTARDS. COME TO ME.

I will think about You Sandra all the time. And you aliens if you have a heart, let her read this message. She didn't mean to kill you guys. Fuck off idiots. Fuck off. Let's talk in my room if you wish. I will be waiting.

PS.: I do understand your losses. I want peace above all between us, or at least between me and you. Let's talk. Send me message, I will tell where I live, find me and let's talk.
 Quoting: Lyphian


Ok then, please take your meds now before you do something silly like give prople your actual address
Nubee*
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10/04/2012 03:31 PM
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Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please?
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Hi Sandra .. i would put the alien body in the freezer .. just in case scientists would like to take a look at him/her. I would then leave your house and stay with some close family and have someone with you at all times .. just to make sure they are not trying to abduct you again. I wouldn't involove the cops bc they might try to hold you against your will and .. who knows what else.

I hope you are telling the truth .. or i look dumb .. either way .. i dont know why someone would make something like this up.. unless you have no life. Putting something dead in the ground is not a good idea.. neighbors might think it is a human. hope this helps.
We Who Watch

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10/04/2012 03:44 PM
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Sandra,

Did you ever hear of a sum-zero game? your thread is a prime example.
7 Billion people on the planet!
That's a BIG number!
And I am one.
just lovely
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10/04/2012 04:01 PM
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win-win
henry
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10/04/2012 05:00 PM
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good riddance sandra, fuck off and i hope the aliens probe your ass and you never return
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 05:03 PM
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I guess MIB are digging “Sandra's” garden now and “she” is in psychiatric ward and not on another planet. LOL

Seriously, “she” should think twice before writing this kind of post with using specific words because someone may be showing up unannounced on “her” door steps.

There are agents on government salaries who are checking websites where porno, politics, conspiracy, etc., is discussed.

Whatever you say on the e-net is there and your chance to erase this is like erasing criminal record.

Make no mistake, you are watched, so be careful what you say. You may be crossing the barrier of so called free speech.

BTW, seems to me that “Sandra” is a young male...
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 05:08 PM
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Ffs still at it putin
Lyphian

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10/05/2012 01:29 AM
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The greys have ordered me to type my final message to explain what is happening to me.

I have commited one of the worst crimes by murdering two of their own kind, and for that, they are taking me with them to do 20 years of slave labour in their planet.

If i will be back i do not know, but i just want to say goodbye to all of you, i am about to be escorted into their ufo and away.

Goodbye glp and thank you for everything, thank you for the ones who gave advice and were there for me

All my love, Sandra Winterbottom
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Sandra no...it was them in the first place who started to ruin your life. Are they THAT fucking stupid??? If yes, let me tell MY message to those fuckers: Fuck off Greys, fuck off, come to me if you have balls, I have. If you are men of your motherfucking kind come to me I will show you what's a man. Leave that old woman alone YOU BASTARDS. COME TO ME.

I will think about You Sandra all the time. And you aliens if you have a heart, let her read this message. She didn't mean to kill you guys. Fuck off idiots. Fuck off. Let's talk in my room if you wish. I will be waiting.

PS.: I do understand your losses. I want peace above all between us, or at least between me and you. Let's talk. Send me message, I will tell where I live, find me and let's talk.
 Quoting: Lyphian


Ok then, please take your meds now before you do something silly like give prople your actual address
 Quoting: robbiew


Would you believe if I say I don't care what they do to my life? But thanks for your advice.

Last Edited by Lyphian on 10/05/2012 01:33 AM
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Lyphian

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10/05/2012 01:31 AM
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In this thread humanity failed. Too. Fuckers didn't show up at me.

Last Edited by Lyphian on 10/05/2012 01:35 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 01:35 AM
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check down at home depot and ask if anybody is missing
NuckingFutz

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10/05/2012 02:34 AM

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goodmorning sandra,umm,what are you going to do about the one who wasn't dead?
 Quoting: lupa14714


It looks dead to me.

Anyway, my friends Georgina and Samantha are arriving soon, they will be bringing two big discreet looking black bags, we will put the bodies in there, and drag them to a discreet location in central london, there we will bury the bodies, leave and be done with it..

I am sure this will then be the end of my problems

From a VERY optimistic, Sandra
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Make sure it`s discreet ! laugh
NuckingFutz

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10/05/2012 02:37 AM

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Thanks Lypian or however you spell your name, thanks for defending me.

However we have a bigger problem, the blood from the bodies is dripping all over the floor, and out from underneath the door, we are using towels to conceal it but for how much longer we dont know

When will this nightmare end :(
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


It will end when you realise you need to take your medication and stop with this bs.
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10/05/2012 02:44 AM
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OMG!!!!! Someone please help me!!! I was just in the bathroom taking a hot bubble bath when I heard a sound from the toilet. When I looked over to it their was a grey alien about 4 feet tall steping out of it. I didn't know what to do!!! He or she came over to the bath tub and told me I was going to get an anal probe unless I told them where you have hidden the bodies of the aliens!!! I don't want a anal probe from an alien!!!!! Help me, what should I tell him/her?
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10/05/2012 08:09 AM

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OMG!!!!! Someone please help me!!! I was just in the bathroom taking a hot bubble bath when I heard a sound from the toilet. When I looked over to it their was a grey alien about 4 feet tall steping out of it. I didn't know what to do!!! He or she came over to the bath tub and told me I was going to get an anal probe unless I told them where you have hidden the bodies of the aliens!!! I don't want a anal probe from an alien!!!!! Help me, what should I tell him/her?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6596609


Lube up dude ! butt
robbiew

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10/05/2012 08:49 AM
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GLP calling Sandra ,come in Sandra.. nanu nanu.alien03

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