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I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!

 
Zombietard

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I am back!

There are two greys just arrived and they want to know why i killed their friends, i am worried i do not know what to say
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Tell them that is the payback for all the anal probing and to fuck off.
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10/05/2012 12:41 PM
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This thread stops me enjoying watching paint dry.

Enough already Sandy/Bernard whoever you are, you are now making yourself look silly.
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10/05/2012 12:57 PM
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Howdy! I too have been tortured by them no-good grey aliens for most of my 85 years on the here earth. A few weeks back, I was out at the paw paw patch, picking paws paws, and then there is a humming and a loud snap....felt like the air pressure changed or something. "What in tarnation?" and then I knew it was them again when I seen them white balls a' light flying around. "You bastards! You ain't gonna get me!" I yelled and dropped by paw paws and started running best I could for the house. Next thing I know, I'm waking up laying out in the woods, covered in leaves.
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Why they put me out in the woods covered in leaves I don't know, unless it was to get back at me for shootin' some of them I saw in the chicken house a few months back.
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10/05/2012 01:03 PM
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Ad here's something you will never believe. After I kilt them aliens by giving them both barrels from my shotgun, them chickens ate every scrap of 'em.
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I do not believe a word sandra says

please come, my love to my thread, as what is happening to me is very real


Thread: I brought down a ufo - please read
Hansel
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This thread stops me enjoying watching paint dry.

Enough already Sandy/Bernard whoever you are, you are now making yourself look silly.
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


I agree, whoever this hoaxster is should be banned from this website, because when you have genuine cases like mine, it discredits them!
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The OP of this thread is disgracing the ufology, i do not believe a word she says
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10/05/2012 10:29 PM
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Can I have it? I will even stop over and dig him up.. seriously.
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10/06/2012 12:44 AM
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I do not believe a word sandra says

please come, my love to my thread, as what is happening to me is very real


Thread: I brought down a ufo - please read
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839

zero-sum game, sandra....
7 Billion people on the planet!
That's a BIG number!
And I am one.
Hansel
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10/06/2012 08:13 AM
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Good afternoon, evening wherever you are in the country.
I am trembling right now, and writing this with great fear in my eyes.

I am an abductee, i have been all my life.
I do not consider myself to be the chosen one or special or anything like that, millions of people around the world are abducted both consciously and subconsicously, some of you may be abductees and may not even know of it.

In recent years my abductions went from blurry memory, to out of body experiences, to real physical contact, being led by several greys onto a large craft which had different species of non human intelligence on it.

Recently it has been ruining my life, i am 73 years old, and want to live out the remainder of my life without this stress as it has all but taken most of my life, and made it hard to live like a regular woman.

My friend suggested setting up cctv camera footage in the house which i did, but the ets would simply cause so much distortion that nothing would show up.

Eventually i decided to get myself a shotgun, and wait for the next abduction.

About an hour ago, they came for me, four of them
The smallest one (about 5 foot) was at the front and the closest to me.

I pulled out my shotgun, i screamed `dont come nearer ill fire`, but it carried on coming towards me, i suddenly felt myself start to fall into the usual trance, hypnotic like state which you are in when they want to control you, and i could hear in my head it telling me to put me down, if i had given it a fraction of a second more, i would have completly been under its control.

Anyway, as soon as i felt the trance like state start to come on, i didnt give it more than a second thought, i still, whilst i had the energy in my fingers, pulled the trigger, and blasted the grey in the face. It fell down, and stood up again, and looked at me with a sad look in its face, i panicked and shot it again, this time it didnt get up!

I looked around me, and excpected the other four murder me, literally murder me.. but they were gone, and so was the craft.
I put the gun down, and sat in the garden for an hour, and they didnt come back.

I buried the grey in my garden underneath the oak tree, and i am scared for my life what to do now.

I took about 2 minutes cellphone footage of it too, which is far too graphic i am afraid to upload here.

I didnt mean to kill it, but these entities are ruining my life. I also do not understand why the others would dissapear surely they werent all scared of me.

It doesnt help that i am selling up my house in a few months as i will be moving into the countryside, how is it going to look if they find a body under the oak tree!!

Please can anyone who is an abductee help, and advise me what to do.
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296



Where is the evidence?!?!
Hansel
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10/06/2012 08:23 AM
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The greys have ordered me to type my final message to explain what is happening to me.

I have commited one of the worst crimes by murdering two of their own kind, and for that, they are taking me with them to do 20 years of slave labour in their planet.

If i will be back i do not know, but i just want to say goodbye to all of you, i am about to be escorted into their ufo and away.

Goodbye glp and thank you for everything, thank you for the ones who gave advice and were there for me

All my love, Sandra Winterbottom
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058



Okay now that i have read about sandra`s demise i feel terrible :(

i wonder what became of her :(

what a sad ending
mike
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10/06/2012 08:36 AM
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Lets say there actually is a real dead alien in her garden...

Notice how most people still refuse to believe,despite at least thousands of flying saucer sightings,alien entity encounters and alien abduction of humans continuously happening all over the world...

Hmmmmm?

Two aliens on another planet talking about humans...

"Hey lets go to earth" !!!

"Why" ???

"It's a free for all there" !!!

"Have'nt you heard" ???

"Real good humanoid hunting" !!!

"No way" ???

"Now get ready for this and best of all" !!!

"The humanoid life forms there Don't Believe Eachother When Someone Dares To talk About What They Saw Us Doing To Them" !!!

"Are you serious" ???

"Yep and they're trained to ridicule eachother instead" !!!

"They live in denial and would rather make fun of eachother while laughing and joking instead of standing together and doing something about it" !!!

"Wow,who would have guessed they're that stupid,naive, obedient and easily deceived" !!!

"You can do whatever you want to them,track,abduct,molest, clone,teleport,monitor,vaporize,mutilate and harvest" !!!

"It's Unbelievable" !!!

'"I bagged four of them out in their woods camping just the other night" !!!

"What did you do with them" ???

"I sold them to the syrians for 2000 zendolites and now those humanoids are mining diamond ore on aldebaran" !!!

"That's a damn good price 500 each" !!!

"I sure could use a new saucer,the one i've got has flown a lotta light years " !!!

"Well then,you should think about joining me next time i go to earth and hunt" !!!

"And check this out" !!!

"If you give their dominating and controlling earth leaders a few of our worn out toys,they'll act like nothings going on" !!!

"Really,this is just too damn good to be true" !!!

"And don't tell anyone else this,but i heard a rumor that the humanoids have souls and will actually give them away without a struggle for earth money" !!!

"You know how much humanoid souls are worth to those reptilians and insectoids" !!!

"I'm in,when do we leave" ???

"Right now,you warm up the saucer" !!!

"I'll get the levitation device and mind control spray" !!!

"We're outta here" !!!
Hansel
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10/06/2012 09:15 AM
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I wonder what became of sandra :(

I want to make a tribute video to her
lupa14714

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10/06/2012 10:09 AM
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Lets say there actually is a real dead alien in her garden...

Notice how most people still refuse to believe,despite at least thousands of flying saucer sightings,alien entity encounters and alien abduction of humans continuously happening all over the world...

Hmmmmm?

Two aliens on another planet talking about humans...

"Hey lets go to earth" !!!

"Why" ???

"It's a free for all there" !!!

"Have'nt you heard" ???

"Real good humanoid hunting" !!!

"No way" ???

"Now get ready for this and best of all" !!!

"The humanoid life forms there Don't Believe Eachother When Someone Dares To talk About What They Saw Us Doing To Them" !!!

"Are you serious" ???

"Yep and they're trained to ridicule eachother instead" !!!

"They live in denial and would rather make fun of eachother while laughing and joking instead of standing together and doing something about it" !!!

"Wow,who would have guessed they're that stupid,naive, obedient and easily deceived" !!!

"You can do whatever you want to them,track,abduct,molest, clone,teleport,monitor,vaporize,mutilate and harvest" !!!

"It's Unbelievable" !!!

'"I bagged four of them out in their woods camping just the other night" !!!

"What did you do with them" ???

"I sold them to the syrians for 2000 zendolites and now those humanoids are mining diamond ore on aldebaran" !!!

"That's a damn good price 500 each" !!!

"I sure could use a new saucer,the one i've got has flown a lotta light years " !!!

"Well then,you should think about joining me next time i go to earth and hunt" !!!

"And check this out" !!!

"If you give their dominating and controlling earth leaders a few of our worn out toys,they'll act like nothings going on" !!!

"Really,this is just too damn good to be true" !!!

"And don't tell anyone else this,but i heard a rumor that the humanoids have souls and will actually give them away without a struggle for earth money" !!!

"You know how much humanoid souls are worth to those reptilians and insectoids" !!!

"I'm in,when do we leave" ???

"Right now,you warm up the saucer" !!!

"I'll get the levitation device and mind control spray" !!!

"We're outta here" !!!
 Quoting: mike 24044715


because we all know Bernard,seen his website,every so often he admits it's a joke at the end of his/her threads.and what you say about no one believing a real case is true,i have loads of photos i tried to tell one group years back,but just got screamed at all fake,or i'm clearly daemonic.so i will never bother again,just hanging around Hell until the pleasure of dying.
church of euthanasia.
[link to www.facebook.com]
have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
Esoteric Morgan
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10/06/2012 11:57 AM

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This is ludicrous.

At this point, anyone reading this, who still believes Sandra or Hansel is real, is simply showing their ignorance.

It is proof that you cut corners, and, read ahead...never learning the real information.

This is what is known as 'drinking the kool-aid'.



This 'Hansel' character made the mistake of using the name of a real person, claiming that they were friends and neighbors part of the same investigative UFO agency that this real man is in charge of.

This REAL person became alarmed, came to GLP, and, Hansel was forced to stop that thread.

So, "Hansel" simply came back here to this thread, where so many of you have missed that he is, in fact, not only a thoughtless liar, but, possibly, at this point, just a foolish person whom authorities might consider to be an identity-theft'criminal'.

If you continue to buy into this game after reading my words, you will only be proving your own ignorance.

Staying here is aiding and abetting a very foolish, and, dishonest hoaxer. Think about that, please.

Maybe is he just a wild-minded dreamer who made a serious mistake, but, your buying into it at this point is stopping him from learning a very important lesson.

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I believe sandra is in a better, safer place now
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10/06/2012 12:53 PM

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Once again if somebody will tell me how to upload the 3 minute cellphone footage from my phone to here i would appreciate it!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296

plug a usb cord into phone,plug into pc,open my computer,
open device,copy or drag video to desktop,upload to youtube,ta da! thats all u gotta do!
I wish that I could have this moment for life,cuz in this moment I just feel so alive...
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I think sandra/ bernard is gone.. sorry to dissapoint you guys, he / she/ it did say theyd been taken into a ufo
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stalker? wonder if police went to sandras house.
church of euthanasia.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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I think sandra/ bernard is gone.. sorry to dissapoint you guys, he / she/ it did say theyd been taken into a ufo
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


laugh laugh Ok we`ll believe you crazyjak
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are you sure it is a alien creature and not just some one in a mask?
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10/07/2012 08:58 AM

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I really don't think this is something to be making a false story out of, and drawing others in. If this is by chance real, then I have something to say on it.

The grey is not dead. Its just a body suit. It may be repaired, or not, I don't know how those kind of things go, but think of the movie AVATAR. They use suits. Some of them are mechanical AI type beings, and not like AVATAR, but then its a toaster.

If this were real, I'm sure the Black Ops would have gotten to her by now and the body recovered, but basically otherwise the ETs would recover it.

If this was real, perceived self defense would be something she would need to forgive herself for, and have compassion on everyone involved, to heal and recover. In a situation of continued trauma this is self defense, however true cosmic Et's don't harm you, not like people think, but often fix you up and keep you going, to finish your tests or soul purpose. And lower frequency ones may use dna. I'm also an experiencer, but would not shoot at ETs. It's not what we think to begin with, unless its a Black Op, co-op, combined program, which is worse, but even then repairs to their botched jobs are often done by the real ETs.

I would read Dolores Cannon's books, and also look into Lou Baldin's/Sleeper's website and posts.

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I really don't think this is something to be making a false story out of, and drawing others in. If this is by chance real, then I have something to say on it.

The grey is not dead. Its just a body suit. It may be repaired, or not, I don't know how those kind of things go, but think of the movie AVATAR. They use suits. Some of them are mechanical AI type beings, and not like AVATAR, but then its a toaster.

If this were real, I'm sure the Black Ops would have gotten to her by now and the body recovered, but basically otherwise the ETs would recover it.

If this was real, perceived self defense would be something she would need to forgive herself for, and have compassion on everyone involved, to heal and recover. In a situation of continued trauma this is self defense, however true cosmic Et's don't harm you, not like people think, but often fix you up and keep you going, to finish your tests or soul purpose. And lower frequency ones may use dna. I'm also an experiencer, but would not shoot at ETs. It's not what we think to begin with, unless its a Black Op, co-op, combined program, which is worse, but even then repairs to their botched jobs are often done by the real ETs.

I would read Dolores Cannon's books, and also look into Lou Baldin's/Sleeper's website and posts.
 Quoting: Sungaze_At_Dawn


Awesome I know this in the same way. Do you know something about Airl?
Protect Humanity at all costs! <3
We Who Watch

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A childish mind has made a fiction claiming it is true and using a real person while posting their name. OP, to claim that you are the real Sandra Bernard and have committed an unlawful act when you are someone else may make you guilty of libel.

I realize you don't care because this is great fun for your personality. It still is against laws in many countries and more than that, against common decency.

Last Edited by We Who Watch on 10/07/2012 12:05 PM
7 Billion people on the planet!
That's a BIG number!
And I am one.
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10/07/2012 12:10 PM
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I want to visit that house and to speak with the hotel's owner.
Protect Humanity at all costs! <3
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The greys have ordered me to type my final message to explain what is happening to me.

I have commited one of the worst crimes by murdering two of their own kind, and for that, they are taking me with them to do 20 years of slave labour in their planet.

If i will be back i do not know, but i just want to say goodbye to all of you, i am about to be escorted into their ufo and away.

Goodbye glp and thank you for everything, thank you for the ones who gave advice and were there for me

All my love, Sandra Winterbottom
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Goodbye sandra, you are missed :( our thoughts and prayers are for you
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So does anyone know what happened to Sandra :(
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If anyone is confronted or abducted by aliens, call upon Jesus. Research into the testimonies of others about this.

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