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I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/30/2012 01:44 PM
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Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please?
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Serious replies to a bullshit story? Not likely.
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please?
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probably not
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Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please?
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


"I took about 2 minutes cellphone footage of it too, which is far too graphic i am afraid to upload here."

In other words.. you are full of crap
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
The greys are spirit beings that use this kind of body as a tool to interact in our dimension. They step in and out of it at will, they aren't bound to their body as we are. You didn't really murder anyone, you merely caused one of them the minor inconvenience of having to go get another grey "body suit" to operate. It's a non-event to them.

This means you don't have to be afraid they'll take "revenge" on you, as they don't have those kind of emotions, and as I stated, there's nothing for them to be vengeful about anyway. They suffered no great loss.

On the other hand, you won't scare them off this way either, so their abduction activities will probably continue unabated.
Sandra (OP)
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Don't worry. They come back to life in about 36 hours. The alien's buddies will come back and inject him with a top secret potion that will restore his life. Aliens never die but then you should know that IF you were abducted.
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There was no life or pulse whatsoever, it was dead!
I think i damn well know what i saw with my own eyes!
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09/30/2012 01:46 PM
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On the other hand, you won't scare them off this way either, so their abduction activities will probably continue unabated.
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Then why did the others leave straight away
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please?
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


is there any chance you could get a camera you have a gun must have a camera.
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09/30/2012 01:48 PM
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Video or STFU...

There is nothing 'too graphic' to post here when we constantly have people posting people being beheaded, people shooting themselves in the head, people crucifying cats, and god knows what else. Some footage of a shot up alien is in no way 'too graphic'.
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
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09/30/2012 01:49 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please?
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


This is a serious reply, first well done!!!! those fuckers deserve that and more.
Now, put it in ice, take pictures and video, put it your fridge and contact the local or nearer Mufon USA
[link to www.mufon.com]
Zombietard

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09/30/2012 01:50 PM
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Find your local MUGFON chapter here
[link to www.mufon.com]
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09/30/2012 01:51 PM
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Don't worry about it.....take pics of the scene but make sure to hide the evidence, make copies..Have you checked if it's alive, make sure you have a weapon just in case it tries to get crazy on you.Have other people to be beside you.You were protecting yourself so you shouldn't worry, you did nothing wrong but try to safe yourself from an intruder.
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09/30/2012 01:53 PM
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On the other hand, you won't scare them off this way either, so their abduction activities will probably continue unabated.
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Then why did the others leave straight away
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Mission failure.

Doesn't mean they won't be back later to complete whatever it is they were going to do.

BTW, I have memory of having been abducted by them in my childhood too. But not as an adult, or at least I don't retain any such memories...
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09/30/2012 01:56 PM
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I believe you, and if your story is true-you could make millions....call someone befor the suits show up and take it. Good luck to you. :)
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09/30/2012 01:57 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
My name is Sandra Gibbons, i am headmistress at my local school here in Shropshire, i have nothing to hide, i have always been an honest citizen, paid my taxes everything on time and i`m genuinely worried that i could be in a world of trouble now
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


I don't think so, Sandra. Maybe this will be the end of your experiences. Why would they come back? Maybe this is the finality of all your experiences.
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Don't worry about it.....take pics of the scene but make sure to hide the evidence, make copies..Have you checked if it's alive, make sure you have a weapon just in case it tries to get crazy on you.Have other people to be beside you.You were protecting yourself so you shouldn't worry, you did nothing wrong but try to safe yourself from an intruder.
 Quoting: Ivan 15128480



Thanks for your reply

I have been in the garden since this first occured around 2 hours ago now, i still have my shotgun with me.

The first hour i was just in shock, i put the gun down and stood there as if to say `i messed up im sorry, take me`, but the other entities were gone, including the craft.

It took me a full 30 minutes to bury the grey as my hands were trembling.

I know i had a right to protect myself, but i am worried of what may happen now, should i ring the police?
Zombietard

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09/30/2012 02:00 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Don't worry about it.....take pics of the scene but make sure to hide the evidence, make copies..Have you checked if it's alive, make sure you have a weapon just in case it tries to get crazy on you.Have other people to be beside you.You were protecting yourself so you shouldn't worry, you did nothing wrong but try to safe yourself from an intruder.
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Thanks for your reply

I have been in the garden since this first occured around 2 hours ago now, i still have my shotgun with me.

The first hour i was just in shock, i put the gun down and stood there as if to say `i messed up im sorry, take me`, but the other entities were gone, including the craft.

It took me a full 30 minutes to bury the grey as my hands were trembling.

I know i had a right to protect myself, but i am worried of what may happen now, should i ring the police?
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Why did you bury the grey??? Call the Mufon, they will help! and then call the police.
And they will be back for sure, that´s why you need the MUFON network to help you. Mark my words. They will be back this very night.
Sandra (OP)
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09/30/2012 02:02 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Find your local MUGFON chapter here
[link to www.mufon.com]
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I have dealt with mufon before, they were the ones who suggested to set up the cameras that i spoke about initially (cctv in my room)!

Also, i know for a fact that they have goverment agencies who listen in, and when something real comes up, they take action to make sure its hushed up, hence i am NOT using mufon anymore
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09/30/2012 02:05 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Don't worry. They come back to life in about 36 hours. The alien's buddies will come back and inject him with a top secret potion that will restore his life. Aliens never die but then you should know that IF you were abducted.
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There was no life or pulse whatsoever, it was dead!
I think i damn well know what i saw with my own eyes!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296

Yes, they APPEAR to be dead. Then they will revive in about 36 hours or sooner. It is obvious that you don't know too much about alien culture. If the other aliens come to the rescue, he will come alive even sooner. But just let him be, he will be gone soon. Go back to sleep.
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09/30/2012 02:06 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Wow it took a 73 y o woman 30 minutesto bury a 5 foot alien. You must be in great shape! OR a bad story teller.

Don't worry about it.....take pics of the scene but make sure to hide the evidence, make copies..Have you checked if it's alive, make sure you have a weapon just in case it tries to get crazy on you.Have other people to be beside you.You were protecting yourself so you shouldn't worry, you did nothing wrong but try to safe yourself from an intruder.
 Quoting: Ivan 15128480



Thanks for your reply

I have been in the garden since this first occured around 2 hours ago now, i still have my shotgun with me.

The first hour i was just in shock, i put the gun down and stood there as if to say `i messed up im sorry, take me`, but the other entities were gone, including the craft.

It took me a full 30 minutes to bury the grey as my hands were trembling.

I know i had a right to protect myself, but i am worried of what may happen now, should i ring the police?
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296
Sandra (OP)
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09/30/2012 02:07 PM
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Wow it took a 73 y o woman 30 minutesto bury a 5 foot alien. You must be in great shape! OR a bad story teller.

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I did clearly say it was under the oak tree, the ground is very moist around there (all mud), as we have been planting recently fruit trees
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09/30/2012 02:11 PM
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Wow it took a 73 y o woman 30 minutesto bury a 5 foot alien. You must be in great shape! OR a bad story teller.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6069405




I did clearly say it was under the oak tree, the ground is very moist around there (all mud), as we have been planting recently fruit trees
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Planting fruit trees under your oak tree.. mmkay.

norespect
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
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BRING ON THE DOOM!!!
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09/30/2012 02:12 PM
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Wow it took a 73 y o woman 30 minutesto bury a 5 foot alien. You must be in great shape! OR a bad story teller.

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I did clearly say it was under the oak tree, the ground is very moist around there (all mud), as we have been planting recently fruit trees
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Planting fruit trees under your oak tree.. mmkay.

norespect
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The area next to the oak tree! i clearly stated that.

Is there anyone here who can help me? and ill glady privately upload the footage and give it to you, i need help im worried for my life here
Zombietard

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09/30/2012 02:12 PM
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Find your local MUGFON chapter here
[link to www.mufon.com]
 Quoting: Zombietard


I have dealt with mufon before, they were the ones who suggested to set up the cameras that i spoke about initially (cctv in my room)!

Also, i know for a fact that they have goverment agencies who listen in, and when something real comes up, they take action to make sure its hushed up, hence i am NOT using mufon anymore
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


I´m aware that MUFON has been infiltrated, but is still your best bet. The police will come, take an statement, take the grey, and label you as a loony. You may end up in jail or confined in your house and they will back. You may even be publicly ridiculed.
Grays have not emotions, they don´t resent that you killed one of them, but that makes you more interesting, and they will be back to subdue you.
Sandra (OP)
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09/30/2012 02:13 PM
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I have the phone in my hand, i dont want to b ut should i dial 999? (british version of 911)

If its found i stand a better chance of getting in less trouble if i admit to it
Sandra (OP)
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09/30/2012 02:14 PM
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I have dealt with mufon before, they were the ones who suggested to set up the cameras that i spoke about initially (cctv in my room)!

Also, i know for a fact that they have goverment agencies who listen in, and when something real comes up, they take action to make sure its hushed up, hence i am NOT using mufon anymore
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


I´m aware that MUFON has been infiltrated, but is still your best bet. The police will come, take an statement, take the grey, and label you as a loony. You may end up in jail or confined in your house and they will back. You may even be publicly ridiculed.

 Quoting: Zombietard



So are you saying i shouldnt ring them
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09/30/2012 02:15 PM
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no police is overpassed by this case.first check the bullets,mayebe theywere blind ones.
best call the press and your layer.
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09/30/2012 02:16 PM
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sandra are yu a girl?maybe the grey died cause of your body shapes..
Zombietard

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Find your local MUGFON chapter here
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 Quoting: Zombietard


I have dealt with mufon before, they were the ones who suggested to set up the cameras that i spoke about initially (cctv in my room)!

Also, i know for a fact that they have goverment agencies who listen in, and when something real comes up, they take action to make sure its hushed up, hence i am NOT using mufon anymore
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


I´m aware that MUFON has been infiltrated, but is still your best bet. The police will come, take an statement, take the grey, and label you as a loony. You may end up in jail or confined in your house and they will back. You may even be publicly ridiculed.

 Quoting: Zombietard



So are you saying i shouldnt ring them
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Call Mufon and let them come and take it.
And tonight go to sleep in a hotel or family/friends house. DO NOT STAY AT YOUR HOME. You will disappear never to be found.
Understand, is all a game for them, and you got a LOT more interesting.
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09/30/2012 02:19 PM
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Buzzzz...!!!
reply Sandra ...PS run from the bathroom now!!!!!!!!!!
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