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I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/30/2012 02:20 PM
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Terrific tale brah.
Sandra (OP)
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09/30/2012 02:21 PM
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And tonight go to sleep in a hotel or family/friends house. DO NOT STAY AT YOUR HOME. You will disappear never to be found.

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Thanks for bloody scaring me now :( and no i don`t swear often!!!
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09/30/2012 02:24 PM
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"I just shot an alien in my garden, I better go to GLP for advice!"

Explain how that thought process makes any sense? Oh boy this site just keeps getting better
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09/30/2012 02:25 PM
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And tonight go to sleep in a hotel or family/friends house. DO NOT STAY AT YOUR HOME. You will disappear never to be found.

 Quoting: Zombietard


Thanks for bloody scaring me now :( and no i don`t swear often!!!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Well, sorry if that scared you Sandra, but better safe than sorry. There are a lot of well documented cases from people like Vallee that shows that is the most likely outcome.
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09/30/2012 02:26 PM
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hi Bernard
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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09/30/2012 02:28 PM
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"I just shot an alien in my garden, I better go to GLP for advice!"

Explain how that thought process makes any sense? Oh boy this site just keeps getting better
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damned
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
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BRING ON THE DOOM!!!
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09/30/2012 02:29 PM
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"I just shot an alien in my garden, I better go to GLP for advice!"

Explain how that thought process makes any sense? Oh boy this site just keeps getting better
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4443279


This is the same thought process that goes through a parents head when they're posting a twitter update about their baby falling in a pool and they need to call an ambulance now.
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09/30/2012 02:30 PM
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ahh now i read ..73 years ,you are alien.charge the shootgun
Anonymous Coward
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09/30/2012 02:32 PM
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\"Call Mufon and let them come and take it.\"?

You should have already taken hundreds, or thousands of photographs and already posted them EVERYWHERE possible.

That is your ONLY hope.

Contacting anyone regarding this incident without releasing ALL the information publicly will perpetrate a \"mysterious death\", or disappearance on YOU, and a coverup.

The creatures returned to their spacecraft to capture the sprit or soul of their comrade, and reconstitute it into another body or form. Only the creatures physical body was harmed, its spirit was unharmed.

Many of these spacecraft operate with power-plants that are powered by an energy source that can only be described as the Holy Spirit.

In other words the spacecraft is alive, or the power-plant contains a plasma like life force found in all living things.

The space-craft is more than just a vehicle, it is the \"Mother\" to the occupants. When their comrade was injured they went home to Mom.

Post everything you have, everywhere you can, and tell ONLY the people who you can trust with your LIFE.
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09/30/2012 02:38 PM
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If it's true, and you don't post the footage, you will be disappeared or suicided. Post it now! Otherwise, you're full of it.
Anonymous Coward
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09/30/2012 02:38 PM
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I was kind of curious?

The spacecraft MAY have been using mind control and sound suppression techniques in the local area, so as not to draw attention to themselves.

If this is not the case, I was wondering how you managed to blaze away with a shotgun in your backyard at night, and no-one called the cops?
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09/30/2012 02:41 PM
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73? Headmistress in Shropshire? Retirement?

Your engrish is that of someone between the ages of 14-30, I don't know a single person over the age of 45 that uses the word 'Anyways' ever.

Troll is as troll does.
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09/30/2012 02:43 PM
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Futures post will be taxed with 1.99 $usd

GLP crew.
(mesure taken due SF thread,we dont encourage mental illusion)
Thanks.
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09/30/2012 02:44 PM
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I was kind of curious?

The spacecraft MAY have been using mind control and sound suppression techniques in the local area, so as not to draw attention to themselves.

If this is not the case, I was wondering how you managed to blaze away with a shotgun in your backyard at night, and no-one called the cops?
Anonymous Coward
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09/30/2012 02:50 PM
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Good afternoon, evening wherever you are in the country.
I am trembling right now, and writing this with great fear in my eyes.

I am an abductee, i have been all my life.
I do not consider myself to be the chosen one or special or anything like that, millions of people around the world are abducted both consciously and subconsicously, some of you may be abductees and may not even know of it.

In recent years my abductions went from blurry memory, to out of body experiences, to real physical contact, being led by several greys onto a large craft which had different species of non human intelligence on it.

Recently it has been ruining my life, i am 73 years old, and want to live out the remainder of my life without this stress as it has all but taken most of my life, and made it hard to live like a regular woman.

My friend suggested setting up cctv camera footage in the house which i did, but the ets would simply cause so much distortion that nothing would show up.

Eventually i decided to get myself a shotgun, and wait for the next abduction.

About an hour ago, they came for me, four of them
The smallest one (about 5 foot) was at the front and the closest to me.

I pulled out my shotgun, i screamed `dont come nearer ill fire`, but it carried on coming towards me, i suddenly felt myself start to fall into the usual trance, hypnotic like state which you are in when they want to control you, and i could hear in my head it telling me to put me down, if i had given it a fraction of a second more, i would have completly been under its control.

Anyway, as soon as i felt the trance like state start to come on, i didnt give it more than a second thought, i still, whilst i had the energy in my fingers, pulled the trigger, and blasted the grey in the face. It fell down, and stood up again, and looked at me with a sad look in its face, i panicked and shot it again, this time it didnt get up!

I looked around me, and excpected the other four murder me, literally murder me.. but they were gone, and so was the craft.
I put the gun down, and sat in the garden for an hour, and they didnt come back.

I buried the grey in my garden underneath the oak tree, and i am scared for my life what to do now.

I took about 2 minutes cellphone footage of it too, which is far too graphic i am afraid to upload here.

I didnt mean to kill it, but these entities are ruining my life. I also do not understand why the others would dissapear surely they werent all scared of me.

It doesnt help that i am selling up my house in a few months as i will be moving into the countryside, how is it going to look if they find a body under the oak tree!!

Please can anyone who is an abductee help, and advise me what to do.
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


It will not look good if they find it under an oak tree, nobody wants their Labrador to dig up a dead alien at their new home. Take it to a taxidermist abduct
Zombietard

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09/30/2012 02:53 PM
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alien7 HI
Sandra (OP)
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09/30/2012 02:53 PM
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Thank you to all the replies, i decided to not call the police for the moment.

Well its getting dark and almost 8pm, so i am going to have to go indoors soon and make a decision for the night..
Nezza

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09/30/2012 02:54 PM

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Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please?
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Sandra i live in Shropshire send me a private message would be glad to help!

be safe!
Nezza

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09/30/2012 02:59 PM

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I have the phone in my hand, i dont want to b ut should i dial 999? (british version of 911)

If its found i stand a better chance of getting in less trouble if i admit to it
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


email me we could meet up i live just outside bridgnorth!
Anonymous Coward
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09/30/2012 03:01 PM
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Darn that kastanje tree should have sprouted by now , from that placed burning sometimes one which doesnt grow higher.
Lemon

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09/30/2012 03:01 PM

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Sandra -

You have been abducted, and are currently on the alien ship. You are being deluded by the aliens.

As evidence of my statement, look at the flag under your user ID in the posts. You are currently off world.

Play along & hope they return you safely.
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Tyranny Law #1:
"Any power that can be abused will be abused."

Tyranny Law #2:
"Abuse always expands to fill the limits of resistance to it."

Tyranny Law #3:
"If people don't resist the abuses of others, they will have no one to resist the abuses of themselves, and tyranny will prevail."
Zombietard

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09/30/2012 03:02 PM
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Thank you to all the replies, i decided to not call the police for the moment.

Well its getting dark and almost 8pm, so i am going to have to go indoors soon and make a decision for the night..
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Statiscally most aliens "visits" happen beetween sunset and midnight. So you are for a surprise soon...
Anonymous Coward
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09/30/2012 03:03 PM
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I was kind of curious?

The spacecraft MAY have been using mind control and sound suppression techniques in the local area, so as not to draw attention to themselves.

If this is not the case, I was wondering how you managed to blaze away with a shotgun in your backyard at night, and no-one called the cops?
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09/30/2012 03:05 PM
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martha biggles is that you?........
astor
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09/30/2012 03:19 PM

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sandra....lol.....you are crazier than a shithouse rat sweetheart. PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!!
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09/30/2012 03:27 PM
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Good afternoon, evening wherever you are in the country.
I am trembling right now, and writing this with great fear in my eyes.

I am an abductee, i have been all my life.
I do not consider myself to be the chosen one or special or anything like that, millions of people around the world are abducted both consciously and subconsicously, some of you may be abductees and may not even know of it.

In recent years my abductions went from blurry memory, to out of body experiences, to real physical contact, being led by several greys onto a large craft which had different species of non human intelligence on it.

Recently it has been ruining my life, i am 73 years old, and want to live out the remainder of my life without this stress as it has all but taken most of my life, and made it hard to live like a regular woman.

My friend suggested setting up cctv camera footage in the house which i did, but the ets would simply cause so much distortion that nothing would show up.

Eventually i decided to get myself a shotgun, and wait for the next abduction.

About an hour ago, they came for me, four of them
The smallest one (about 5 foot) was at the front and the closest to me.

I pulled out my shotgun, i screamed `dont come nearer ill fire`, but it carried on coming towards me, i suddenly felt myself start to fall into the usual trance, hypnotic like state which you are in when they want to control you, and i could hear in my head it telling me to put me down, if i had given it a fraction of a second more, i would have completly been under its control.

Anyway, as soon as i felt the trance like state start to come on, i didnt give it more than a second thought, i still, whilst i had the energy in my fingers, pulled the trigger, and blasted the grey in the face. It fell down, and stood up again, and looked at me with a sad look in its face, i panicked and shot it again, this time it didnt get up!

I looked around me, and excpected the other four murder me, literally murder me.. but they were gone, and so was the craft.
I put the gun down, and sat in the garden for an hour, and they didnt come back.

I buried the grey in my garden underneath the oak tree, and i am scared for my life what to do now.

I took about 2 minutes cellphone footage of it too, which is far too graphic i am afraid to upload here.

I didnt mean to kill it, but these entities are ruining my life. I also do not understand why the others would dissapear surely they werent all scared of me.

It doesnt help that i am selling up my house in a few months as i will be moving into the countryside, how is it going to look if they find a body under the oak tree!!

Please can anyone who is an abductee help, and advise me what to do.
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


STOP this bullshit BERNARD.
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09/30/2012 03:27 PM

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People on GLP will take you more serious with proof. You have seen the statement pic or it didn't happen? I'm just saying.
That is all...
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09/30/2012 03:30 PM
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Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please?
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


you will get serious replies when you post pics or video. You are just posting gibberish at this point.
Sandra (OP)
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09/30/2012 03:36 PM
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I am thinking about releasing the video but how would i do it, i am in my 70s and do not know much about uploading
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09/30/2012 03:38 PM
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sure because 73 year old grandmas chill on glp all day and can stand typing a big ass story like that and replying so fast to everybody...


and also burying a body in 30 minutes..

stop with the nonsense you stupid loser with nothing better to do. I'm starting to think that some of these threads are made just to keep this site running

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