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I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!

 
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09/30/2012 05:15 PM
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Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please?
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Sandra, encircle and cover the place of burial with a mixture of dried red pepper (cayenne) and salt. You'll need about one tablespoon of 1:1 mix per square meter. Make certain to extend at least a meter and a half radius from the body. I would repeat this following every hard rain for at least 9 to 10 weeks.

do not upload any images or video to the net and delete all images you have from your devices. You could, if you want, keep a copy on a flash drive and hide it far away of give it to someone you trust.

Protect yourself from an attack by keeping a silver dollar (real silver) on your left side and a crystal on your right side. Easiest is in the pockets.

If you feel a presence around you, hum a song that you learned as a child.

Take care...
 Quoting: Ondra 1280210


9 TO 10 WEEKS ARE YOU CRAZY?

Theyll be here in the morning, my friends are helping me find somewhere rural to bury the body!

I have also been seeing lights in the sky the last few minutes and am worried the ufo may be back for revenge
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Read closer what I wrote. Start immediately. I will not write again.
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
its lae sandra,lets go to bed.
tomorow dont forget to squirt some water on the tree,moisture accelerate the degradation of flesh and clea the weapon. good night
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That made no sense at all!

I have the 3 minute alien footage on my computer now, how do i upload it on here....
Nezza

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09/30/2012 05:17 PM
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To the person being abusive, kindly leave this thread, i am an elderly woman and i do not need this abuse!

I am going to sit around and wait, and if nobody comes back i will remove the body and take it to a wasteland area
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


let me come & see then,i live not far from you!
 Quoting: Nezza


you told me earlier you were going to shoot me, or something similar to that, why the heck would i want to meet you now!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


alien03yodaalien16alienshiplalaangryfacemedsrocketlurkmacgundrunkviolinahhhtardsfan1984bushtardcrazyjakjihad2stupthrd
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09/30/2012 05:17 PM
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[link to www.girlshare.ro]


uploade here and ill post it for all.copy the link after uploade and paste it here
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09/30/2012 05:19 PM
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Dead aliens make good fertilizer and will help grow them tomatoes to ginormus size.

Good job OP

5 * and a pin suggested
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09/30/2012 05:20 PM

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Good afternoon, evening wherever you are in the country.
I am trembling right now, and writing this with great fear in my eyes.

I am an abductee, i have been all my life.
I do not consider myself to be the chosen one or special or anything like that, millions of people around the world are abducted both consciously and subconsciously, some of you may be abductees and may not even know of it.

In recent years my abductions went from blurry memory, to out of body experiences, to real physical contact, being led by several greys onto a large craft which had different species of non human intelligence on it.

Recently it has been ruining my life, i am 73 years old, and want to live out the remainder of my life without this stress as it has all but taken most of my life, and made it hard to live like a regular woman.

My friend suggested setting up cctv camera footage in the house which i did, but the ets would simply cause so much distortion that nothing would show up.

Eventually i decided to get myself a shotgun, and wait for the next abduction.

About an hour ago, they came for me, four of them
The smallest one (about 5 foot) was at the front and the closest to me.

I pulled out my shotgun, i screamed `don't come nearer ill fire`, but it carried on coming towards me, i suddenly felt myself start to fall into the usual trance, hypnotic like state which you are in when they want to control you, and i could hear in my head it telling me to put me down, if i had given it a fraction of a second more, i would have completely been under its control.

Anyway, as soon as i felt the trance like state start to come on, i didn't give it more than a second thought, i still, whilst i had the energy in my fingers, pulled the trigger, and blasted the grey in the face. It fell down, and stood up again, and looked at me with a sad look in its face, i panicked and shot it again, this time it didn't get up!

I looked around me, and expected the other four murder me, literally murder me.. but they were gone, and so was the craft.
I put the gun down, and sat in the garden for an hour, and they didn't come back.

I buried the grey in my garden underneath the oak tree, and i am scared for my life what to do now.

I took about 2 minutes cellphone footage of it too, which is far too graphic i am afraid to upload here.

I didn't mean to kill it, but these entities are ruining my life. I also do not understand why the others would disappear surely they weren't all scared of me.

It doesn't help that i am selling up my house in a few months as i will be moving into the countryside, how is it going to look if they find a body under the oak tree!!

Please can anyone who is an abductee help, and advise me what to do.
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


I keep mine in my refrigerator

pet
Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou,
don’t make you safe; No !

"The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace" -- Thomas Paine

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Those who have taken authority as the truth, Rather than truth as the authority."
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09/30/2012 05:21 PM
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She is not crazy. Sandra, use the salt and pepper now. I would double what is mentioned - use about a cup of the mix for the burial area. They cannot detect the being through the field of salt and pepper!
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09/30/2012 05:25 PM
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Any replies will be really appreciated
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Sitting here reading this post I read the title of posting out loud. My daughter said "Pull the damn thing outta the ground!"

She thought I said dandylion...


LOL
Esoteric Morgan
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09/30/2012 05:25 PM

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i just saw this.

i know it's you 'bernard' and yet --I am going back to see how 5 pages of this thread turn out.


I guess you are becoming habit-forming. oh, man! THIS is doom.

banana2
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09/30/2012 05:27 PM

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i just saw this.

i know it's you 'bernard' and yet --I am going back to see how 5 pages of this thread turn out.


I guess you are becoming habit-forming. oh, man! THIS is doom.
banana2
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


doom 44
Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou,
don’t make you safe; No !

"The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace" -- Thomas Paine

"They must find it very difficult...
Those who have taken authority as the truth, Rather than truth as the authority."
- Gerald Massey
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09/30/2012 05:31 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Sandra Gibbons,"i am headmistress at my local school here in Shropshire"

Exactly where is Shropshire?
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09/30/2012 05:31 PM
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Any replies will be really appreciated
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Sitting here reading this post I read the title of posting out loud. My daughter said "Pull the damn thing outta the ground!"

She thought I said dandylion...


LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113994


lmao
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Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2

One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt
Sandra (OP)
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09/30/2012 05:32 PM
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i just saw this.

i know it's you 'bernard' and yet --I am going back to see how 5 pages of this thread turn out.


I guess you are becoming habit-forming. oh, man! THIS is doom.

banana2
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan



My name is Sandra

Sandra Gibbons and i am a headmistress
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09/30/2012 05:32 PM
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On the other hand, you won't scare them off this way either, so their abduction activities will probably continue unabated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884



Then why did the others leave straight away
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


It was a demon, you used your freewill and obliterated the demonic little sucker.

Good going. Keep the light of god around you and those evil little buggers away.
Sandra (OP)
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09/30/2012 05:34 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Okay a ufo just zipped across the sky

I am worried i think they may be coming back!
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09/30/2012 05:35 PM
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Salt and red pepper. Hurry before it's too late...
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09/30/2012 05:37 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Okay a ufo just zipped across the sky

I am worried i think they may be coming back!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


no man left behind..courageous little guys
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09/30/2012 05:38 PM
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Sandra Gibbons,"i am headmistress at my local school here in Shropshire"

Exactly where is Shropshire?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23371064


Isn't it strange. I assumed that Shropshire was in the UK since we don't have "Head Mistresses" in the US---(well, maybe in ultra exclusive girls schools) and yet "Sandra's ID showed she was in the US. I did an advanced search to see what threads she had posted or responded to. Guess what. Suddenly Sandra isn't from the US any more. In fact, she didn't show ANY location. I wonder if it will be changed to the UK if I go back and look again!
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09/30/2012 05:39 PM
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lol Bernard.
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09/30/2012 05:47 PM
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Thanks, for being so damn helpful everyone!!!!

Im very upset now
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


I tried to tell you, take him to a taxidermist! He was on ur land you were allowed to shoot him in the face (apparently...) U'll probley make millions being in posession of an actual alien body $$$$$$$$
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09/30/2012 05:48 PM
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Thanks, for being so damn helpful everyone!!!!

Im very upset now
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


I tried to tell you, take him to a taxidermist! He was on ur land you were allowed to shoot him in the face (apparently...) U'll probley make millions being in posession of an actual alien body $$$$$$$$
 Quoting: LDreamer100


No, no, no. Then our government will be after you too.
Salt and Pepper, the only quick solution.
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09/30/2012 05:51 PM
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Thanks, for being so damn helpful everyone!!!!

Im very upset now
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


I tried to tell you, take him to a taxidermist! He was on ur land you were allowed to shoot him in the face (apparently...) U'll probley make millions being in posession of an actual alien body $$$$$$$$
 Quoting: LDreamer100


No, no, no. Then our government will be after you too.
Salt and Pepper, the only quick solution.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11219053


True true, darn those guys! Boil him up alien11
Esoteric Morgan
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i just saw this.

i know it's you 'bernard' and yet --I am going back to see how 5 pages of this thread turn out.


I guess you are becoming habit-forming. oh, man! THIS is doom.

banana2
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan



My name is Sandra

Sandra Gibbons and i am a headmistress
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


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I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
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My name is Sandra Gibbons, i am headmistress at my local school here in Shropshire, i have nothing to hide, i have always been an honest ...

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I am sorry to report that it has already started, Sandra.

All traces of you have been removed from the internet.


whatever will you do now? eh, bernard?

Last Edited by Esoteric Morgan on 09/30/2012 05:59 PM
Sandra (OP)
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09/30/2012 06:08 PM
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I am a woman of good standing in my local community, my name is NOT bernard!

Anyway, you better be careful that i dont shoot you and stuff you under the oak tree with the grey!!!!!!!!
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09/30/2012 06:09 PM
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Martha biggles that is u.....what happened to the alien invasion? Has it finally happened
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09/30/2012 06:10 PM
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waiting on that vid, sandra
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09/30/2012 06:11 PM
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salt and pepper
salt and pepper
repeat after me
salt and pepper
salt and pepper
salt and pepper
Sandra (OP)
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09/30/2012 06:11 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Okay my friends have suggested we remove the body whilst its stil dark, we are going to take it to a rural forest area and bury it. I am stil worried as i am seeing occasional ufos flash by but very briefly too fast for me to see if they are the same as were earlier

I do want to thank every person who has given advice, it means a lot to me.

Can somebody give me a website i can upload the cellphone footage of the shot alien to please, as the romanian website somebody recomended earlier doesnt work!
Sandra (OP)
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09/30/2012 06:13 PM
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Martha biggles that is u.....what happened to the alien invasion? Has it finally happened
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Who is martha biggles
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09/30/2012 06:14 PM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Okay my friends have suggested we remove the body whilst its stil dark, we are going to take it to a rural forest area and bury it. I am stil worried as i am seeing occasional ufos flash by but very briefly too fast for me to see if they are the same as were earlier

I do want to thank every person who has given advice, it means a lot to me.

Can somebody give me a website i can upload the cellphone footage of the shot alien to please, as the romanian website somebody recomended earlier doesnt work!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


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