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I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!

 
Nezza

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10/01/2012 05:25 AM
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The reason i said bodies was because a second one popped by and i shot it too, we now have two bodies buried under the oak tree, hence the stench which alerted the neighbours

At 2am, my friend is coming with his pick up truck, we will load the greys onto it and head for a rural area
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


This was an entertaining thread. Can't wait for "Sandra's" next story. Don't they say lorry instead of pick up truck in the UK?
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no we have the white van man!
what the fuck is a cell? LOL
5a
Nezza

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10/01/2012 05:26 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Police are here again.. they want to take me to the police station i do not know why.. will update this in morning its 1.40 am

Sandra
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


THEY SMELL A RAT!!
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 05:29 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Police are here again.. they want to take me to the police station i do not know why.. will update this in morning its 1.40 am

Sandra
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


THEY SMELL A RAT!!
 Quoting: Nezza


Why dont you shut up
youve hurt my feelings enough today
Nezza

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10/01/2012 05:30 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Police are here again.. they want to take me to the police station i do not know why.. will update this in morning its 1.40 am

Sandra
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


THEY SMELL A RAT!!
 Quoting: Nezza


Why dont you shut up
youve hurt my feelings enough today
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


VIDEO YOU PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 05:34 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Police are here again.. they want to take me to the police station i do not know why.. will update this in morning its 1.40 am

Sandra
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


THEY SMELL A RAT!!
 Quoting: Nezza


Why dont you shut up
youve hurt my feelings enough today
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


VIDEO YOU PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!
 Quoting: Nezza


I uploaded the video yesturday

Also i spent the night in a jail cell, have some compassion!!!
Nezza

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10/01/2012 05:37 AM
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THEY SMELL A RAT!!
 Quoting: Nezza


Why dont you shut up
youve hurt my feelings enough today
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


VIDEO YOU PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!
 Quoting: Nezza


I uploaded the video yesturday

Also i spent the night in a jail cell, have some compassion!!!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


WHERE CAN I FIND THE VIDEO THEN?
grasptheuniverse

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10/01/2012 06:09 AM
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Any replies will be really appreciated
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Probe it's anus. That'll teach it.
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omg that is too funny lol
caz
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 08:20 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Update, the bodies were removed by my friend, it was him who realised the police would come back to investigate and he removed the bodies in time.

The two grey bodies are in the back of his truck, and we are now not sure what to do with them or wher to put them!

I would like to now turn to you for advice
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 08:24 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Thank you, OP

The title of your thread made my day.


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dave
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10/01/2012 08:38 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Sandra give us VIDEO of Greys if you can or pic.
Lemon

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10/01/2012 08:38 AM

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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Update, the bodies were removed by my friend, it was him who realised the police would come back to investigate and he removed the bodies in time.

The two grey bodies are in the back of his truck, and we are now not sure what to do with them or wher to put them!

I would like to now turn to you for advice
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


They taste just like chicken. McNugget Time!
**I'm all out of bubblegum
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 08:48 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Vid or pic OP or everyone will just continue to think you are totally nuts. You want us to take you seriously, but how can we with no proof.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 08:52 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
I am going to find Sandra, ive checked the cabinet her shotgun is there, i`m going to the police station and i`m taking it with me, i am not going to leave until they let Sandra go!
 Quoting: Morgan Tomlinson 24692296


laugh I`m sure the cops are gunna love you coming in at 2 am in the morning with a bloody shotgun laugh
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 08:55 AM
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Sandra give us VIDEO of Greys if you can or pic.
 Quoting: dave 24694015


I posted it here earlier!!!
SiriuZ
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10/01/2012 08:58 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Just post the video, if you say you uploaded it
Without it nobody will believe you. Its not that hard either so post it so at least someone will believe you.

Also you shot one gray you say.. how can there be 2 bodies then..
This site used to be something... people with real stories... now its just full of roleplaying trolls..
thats why nobody will believe you until you post some evidence... you wouldn't believe your story either without a photo/video.
Hydra

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10/01/2012 09:01 AM

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Hello i am morgan, i am sandra`s friend, i came here to help her remove the bodies, however sandra is gone, i have no idea where she is, all i see is the house empty and the laptop sitting at the kitchen table with this page open, can somebody please tell me what is going on, have any of you seen sandra?

Edit: i notice from her last posts she said the police were here to question her, does anyone know which police station.
 Quoting: Morgan Tomlinson 24692296


I have just gone into the garden and its all dug up, the bodies gone!!!!

What the hell is going on, can anybody tell me?
 Quoting: Morgan Tomlinson 24692296


Update, the bodies were removed by my friend, it was him who realised the police would come back to investigate and he removed the bodies in time.

The two grey bodies are in the back of his truck, and we are now not sure what to do with them or wher to put them!

I would like to now turn to you for advice
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296

Your friend, who wanted to help you to remove the bodys and couldn't find them in the garden, has the bodies now on the back of his truck?

alien03
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If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/01/2012 09:35 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Hello i am morgan, i am sandra`s friend, i came here to help her remove the bodies, however sandra is gone, i have no idea where she is, all i see is the house empty and the laptop sitting at the kitchen table with this page open, can somebody please tell me what is going on, have any of you seen sandra?

Edit: i notice from her last posts she said the police were here to question her, does anyone know which police station.
 Quoting: Morgan Tomlinson 24692296


I have just gone into the garden and its all dug up, the bodies gone!!!!

What the hell is going on, can anybody tell me?
 Quoting: Morgan Tomlinson 24692296


Update, the bodies were removed by my friend, it was him who realised the police would come back to investigate and he removed the bodies in time.

The two grey bodies are in the back of his truck, and we are now not sure what to do with them or wher to put them!

I would like to now turn to you for advice
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296

Your friend, who wanted to help you to remove the bodys and couldn't find them in the garden, has the bodies now on the back of his truck?

alien03
butt


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 Quoting: Hydra



The friend who removed the bodies was called Bertha Goldstein, she lives locally and realised something was going on when the police arrived, and once i had been taken to the station, she removed the bodies before they could come back and investigate
Lemon

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10/01/2012 09:44 AM

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Sandra give us VIDEO of Greys if you can or pic.
 Quoting: dave 24694015


I posted it here earlier!!!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Video on page 4!
**I'm all out of bubblegum
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 10:01 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
A 73 year old headmistress? I think not.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 10:08 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
pray and the lord Will send help your way put it in his hands
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 10:28 AM
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pray and the lord Will send help your way put it in his hands
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24750938


Thank you, i can not even begin to tell you how much that means to me
lupa14714

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10/01/2012 10:45 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
And tonight go to sleep in a hotel or family/friends house. DO NOT STAY AT YOUR HOME. You will disappear never to be found.

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Thanks for bloody scaring me now :( and no i don`t swear often!!!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


come and stay at my home,can't say i'm not used to how seriously wierd this world is,then i can visit your tree and see him.
church of euthanasia.
[link to www.facebook.com]
have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
lupa14714

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10/01/2012 10:54 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
I am a woman of good standing in my local community, my name is NOT bernard!

Anyway, you better be careful that i dont shoot you and stuff you under the oak tree with the grey!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


s'ok,i've nothing against transgender or being shot,see you soon.
church of euthanasia.
[link to www.facebook.com]
have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
lupa14714

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10/01/2012 10:59 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Ok we had the police knock on, apparently neighbours from the other side of the path saw us digging and thought we were burgulars as there was no light in the garden, and who lets be honest, digs in their garden at midnight!

We had to explain that we were digging a hole for a forthcoming tent, thankfully the police officer left upon seeing we were the home owners, not break ins!

I am deeply worried, we have the neighbours now up with their light on staring at our yard, we need to get the bodies moved before it is daylight..
i am going to need advice now
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


wait, how many aliens did you kill, in this video you refuse to share?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22851694


Oh dear, the poor old thing is getting confused. (You know how it is when you're 73, and already slightly goofy.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23371064


let alone shooting peoples heads off in the dark rainy night with possible dementia and cataracs
church of euthanasia.
[link to www.facebook.com]
have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 11:07 AM
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And tonight go to sleep in a hotel or family/friends house. DO NOT STAY AT YOUR HOME. You will disappear never to be found.

 Quoting: Zombietard


Thanks for bloody scaring me now :( and no i don`t swear often!!!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


come and stay at my home,can't say i'm not used to how seriously wierd this world is,then i can visit your tree and see him.
 Quoting: lupa14714



if i give you my address how do i know you are not men in black
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 11:11 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
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THEY SMELL A RAT!!
 Quoting: Nezza


Why dont you shut up
youve hurt my feelings enough today
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


VIDEO YOU PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!
 Quoting: Nezza


I uploaded the video yesturday
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


No you didn't.

Are you perhaps getting a little senile?
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 11:14 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
I am a woman of good standing in my local community, my name is NOT bernard!

Anyway, you better be careful that i dont shoot you and stuff you under the oak tree with the grey!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


s'ok,i've nothing against transgender .
 Quoting: lupa14714


How dare you!
Sandra (OP)
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10/01/2012 11:20 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Also you claim to be in shropshire, really?

If you dont stop insulting me, maybe the grey will have a companion to be buried with......
Hydra

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10/01/2012 11:23 AM

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pray and the lord Will send help your way put it in his hands
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24750938


Thank you, i can not even begin to tell you how much that means to me
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296

You must pay attention to pray to the Alien God.

I think most of them are fanatic christians




or Moslems




no big difference.


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If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

aseindia
Annular Solar Eclipse - January 15, 2010 - Rameshwaram, India
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 11:26 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
What part of shropshire as Iam in staffordshire

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