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Message Subject I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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Ok we had the police knock on, apparently neighbours from the other side of the path saw us digging and thought we were burgulars as there was no light in the garden, and who lets be honest, digs in their garden at midnight!

We had to explain that we were digging a hole for a forthcoming tent, thankfully the police officer left upon seeing we were the home owners, not break ins!

I am deeply worried, we have the neighbours now up with their light on staring at our yard, we need to get the bodies moved before it is daylight..
i am going to need advice now
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296

wait, how many aliens did you kill, in this video you refuse to share?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22851694

Oh dear, the poor old thing is getting confused. (You know how it is when you're 73, and already slightly goofy.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23371064

haha, yes dimentia might be kicking in. If she would upload the video I am sure the good people here at GLP would be able to count the bodies in it. Hmm, most of us can count to zero at least.
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