Ok we had the police knock on, apparently neighbours from the other side of the path saw us digging and thought we were burgulars as there was no light in the garden, and who lets be honest, digs in their garden at midnight!

We had to explain that we were digging a hole for a forthcoming tent, thankfully the police officer left upon seeing we were the home owners, not break ins!

I am deeply worried, we have the neighbours now up with their light on staring at our yard, we need to get the bodies moved before it is daylight..
i am going to need advice now