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POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?

 
oLOVEz
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09/30/2012 02:22 PM
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POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now...

What kind would he drive?

Ford, "God Tough".

Chevy, "The Rock".

Dodge, "Dodge Lamb".


My vote... He would drive a Chevy!
Anonymous Coward
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09/30/2012 02:31 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
I think he would drive a cadillac deville.
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09/30/2012 02:32 PM

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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
A CHRISTLER
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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09/30/2012 02:37 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
horse and buggy

or he would just fly everywhere
oLOVEz (OP)
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09/30/2012 02:39 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
A CHRISTLER
 Quoting: Hawk-02


lol, good one.
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09/30/2012 02:39 PM
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09/30/2012 02:40 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
He wouldn't drive an american crap
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09/30/2012 02:41 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
He likes the CROSSfire.
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09/30/2012 02:41 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Judging by the looks of the chart, he would have picked the FORD. I mean compare the stockcharts of Dodge/Chrysler, GM and Ford and you will see that Ford stands the test of time!!!!
oLOVEz (OP)
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09/30/2012 02:42 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
He wouldn't drive an american crap
 Quoting: Me 8211125


He would only drive american made... just saying... He had a hand in building this country...
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09/30/2012 02:42 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Dodge Lamb???

I would put my HEMI Dodge Ram against your Chebbie pebble, Bam-Bam and show you it's no "Laaaaaamb" LOL!
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
He likes the CROSSfire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24009796


The Christler Crossfire?
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09/30/2012 02:43 PM
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He wouldn't drive an american crap
 Quoting: Me 8211125


He would only drive american made... just saying... He had a hand in building this country...
 Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868


The United States Constitution was certainly divinely inspired... as were the Bill of Rights.

"In God We Trust".
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Dodge Lamb???

I would put my HEMI Dodge Ram against your Chebbie pebble, Bam-Bam and show you it's no "Laaaaaamb" LOL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19270415


lol :)
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now...

What kind would he drive?

Ford, "God Tough".


Jesus Christ isn't a carpenter. He is God your maker. And he wouldn't drive anything because he's not coming back. He was murdered 2000 years ago. And it should be Ford,"God Jesus Christ Tough". Thanks for this thread though this is really good practice.

Chevy, "The Rock".

Dodge, "Dodge Lamb".


My vote... He would drive a Chevy!
 Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868
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WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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09/30/2012 02:48 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
He would drive a tata nano.
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09/30/2012 02:50 PM
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Jeep Wrangler, duh
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09/30/2012 02:51 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Dodge Lamb???

I would put my HEMI Dodge Ram against your Chebbie pebble, Bam-Bam and show you it's no "Laaaaaamb" LOL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19270415


lol :)
 Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868


No lamb but will it come back from the dead stronger than ever?

Little rocks live a long time ;)
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
:abomb::abomb::abomb:
BRING ON THE DOOM!!!
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09/30/2012 03:07 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
dodge of course
pentagram, ram, all that saintly stuff.
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09/30/2012 03:16 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now...

What kind would he drive?

Ford, "God Tough".

Chevy, "The Rock".

Dodge, "Dodge Lamb".


My vote... He would drive a Chevy!
 Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868


He would drive a gayis Fiat or something, just like all the other skirtwearing fags
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09/30/2012 03:20 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Chevy is "like a rock" and Jesus in likened to "a stone built without hands"

So chevy,

but wait...

The ram caught in the thicket was slaughtered in place of Abraham's son and represents Jesus

so dodge ram

but wait...

Jesus will return on a white horse from heaven so maybe it represents a white ford mustang?

so ford
PhoenixFromHellWorld
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09/30/2012 03:24 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Even to say that the Lord God would drive a filth mobile is pure evil. OP you are pure evil. You will burn in hell for all eternity.
MattieD

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09/30/2012 03:27 PM

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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
he drove a honda accord!!!
<< John 12:49 >>


New International Version John 12:49
For I did not speak of my own 'accord', but the Father who sent me commanded me what to say and how to say it.


[link to bible.cc]

Last Edited by Mattie:) on 09/30/2012 03:28 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
The Jesus I know drives a low rider El Camino.
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09/30/2012 03:52 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?

Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now...

What kind would he drive?

Ford, "God Tough".

Chevy, "The Rock".

Dodge, "Dodge Lamb".


non of the above... Tesla Model S It doesn't need no dead dino juice to run
Janine69

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09/30/2012 04:01 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Some car company should come out with the 'Messiah'.
Mitsubishi Messiah
Mazda Messiah
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09/30/2012 04:05 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
He would probably drive a rented Volvo while visiting Sweden.
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09/30/2012 04:07 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
he would walk!!! but a 1932 Packard would be more fitting for him to drive.
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Jesus would sit in the passenger seat of a Lamborghini Diablo with his boss Satan at the wheel.
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?

Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now...

What kind would he drive?

Ford, "God Tough".

Chevy, "The Rock".

Dodge, "Dodge Lamb".


non of the above... Tesla Model S It doesn't need no dead dino juice to run
 Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868


Just EVIL COAL....
Thinking isn't your strong suit, eh?

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