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POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?

 
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?

Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now...

What kind would he drive?

Ford, "God Tough".

Chevy, "The Rock".

Dodge, "Dodge Lamb".


non of the above... Tesla Model S It doesn't need no dead dino juice to run
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Just EVIL COAL....
Thinking isn't your strong suit, eh?
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Tesla says the Superchargers will be powered by solar technology, developed by solar installer SolarCity.
Electric car maker Tesla announced on Monday night that it has installed its “Supercharger” rapid car charging network at an initial six locations throughout California and Tesla says charging at these stations will be free “indefinitely” for Model S owners.
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now...

What kind would he drive?

Ford, "God Tough".

Jesus Christ isn't a carpenter. He is God your maker son of Our Lady and the Holy Ghost. Jesus Christ is never coming back again because he was murdered 2000 years ago. And the ford slogan should be "God Jesus Christ Tough".

Chevy, "The Rock".

Dodge, "Dodge Lamb".


My vote... He would drive a Chevy!
 Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now...

What kind would he drive?

Ford, "God Tough".

Jesus Christ isn't a carpenter. He is God your maker son of Our Lady and the Holy Ghost. Jesus Christ is never coming back again because he was murdered 2000 years ago. And the ford slogan should be "God Jesus Christ Tough".

Chevy, "The Rock".

Dodge, "Dodge Lamb".


My vote... He would drive a Chevy!
 Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22787868



So are you saying he would drive a Ford?
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Even to say that the Lord God would drive a filth mobile is pure evil. OP you are pure evil. You will burn in hell for all eternity.
 Quoting: PhoenixFromHellWorld 18131262


Appreciate your concern, but I know otherwise... I already have a spot in Heaven with my name on it.
oLOVEz (OP)
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09/30/2012 06:11 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Chevy is "like a rock" and Jesus in likened to "a stone built without hands"

So chevy,

but wait...

The ram caught in the thicket was slaughtered in place of Abraham's son and represents Jesus

so dodge ram

but wait...

Jesus will return on a white horse from heaven so maybe it represents a white ford mustang?

so ford
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15119014


I could see him in a Mustang... You know, when he is not working. He would probably drive a Boss, you know...
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09/30/2012 06:18 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
He would go for the best deal
because of course
Jesus saves
oLOVEz (OP)
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09/30/2012 06:19 PM
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He would go for the best deal
because of course
Jesus saves
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
He would walk or ride a donkey becuz he's Jesus, not a hillbilly trucker
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09/30/2012 06:22 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
He is a carpenter, He builds stuff... I think He would want a nice reliable truck!
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09/30/2012 06:23 PM

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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now...

What kind would he drive?

Ford, "God Tough".

Chevy, "The Rock".

Dodge, "Dodge Lamb".


My vote... He would drive a Chevy!
 Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868


He would drive a Texas Edition Toyota Tundra (Made in Texas)
With a gun rack crankin some good outlaw music tossin empties out the window.
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
I think he would drive a cadillac deville.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17670138


If he were to drive any Cadi, it would probably be an Escalade... roomy enough for his disciples!
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09/30/2012 06:24 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now...

What kind would he drive?

Ford, "God Tough".

Chevy, "The Rock".

Dodge, "Dodge Lamb".


My vote... He would drive a Chevy!
 Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868


He would drive a Texas Edition Toyota Tundra (Made in Texas)
With a gun rack crankin some good outlaw music tossin empties out the window.
 Quoting: PatrikC325


I could see him driving a Tundra, as long as it was american made...

I doub't he would be littering, but the music would be cranked up!
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09/30/2012 06:32 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
A revamped school bus so the apostles could go along, too.
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09/30/2012 06:33 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
well id say if he had the doe and the choice

it'd be a Chevy 383 bored and stroked with a stick shift

toe package
tires for mudding
tires for racing
and latter racks for work
\../
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09/30/2012 06:36 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
chevy...like a rock
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09/30/2012 06:37 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
A revamped school bus so the apostles could go along, too.
 Quoting: LadySnapdragon


Maybe an big RV so he could go on tour to all the Churches throughout the world??
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
bump
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09/30/2012 08:20 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
He would walk not drive, we are to walk our path, as did he. Just sharing my opinion

Oxx
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09/30/2012 08:22 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Silly, HE would just think himself there, and that is where HE would be!
If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly! May the footprints I leave lead you to BELIEVE.
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sandals
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Silly, HE would just think himself there, and that is where HE would be!
 Quoting: sandpiper


humm might b right*
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10/03/2012 09:57 AM
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Jesus built my hotrod.
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10/04/2012 01:14 AM
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sandals
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Exactly with feet in them and walking as the walking man walks.
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
chevy...like a rock
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24507032


Yes, I agree.

The Chevrolet emblem is also easily seen as the winged disc. sure it has a square in the middle but that is simply to veil whats there. Square the circle and boom, it is the winged disc of Horus.

Yep. Chevy.
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
The Ghostbuster car. I think that would suit his needs best.
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11/21/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
not a car or a truck - a flying carpet
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Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
He would drive a custom all-terrain with a hydraulic motor on each wheel.
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.

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