POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?

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Anonymous Coward User ID: 6901924 United States 09/30/2012 05:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now... What kind would he drive? Ford, "God Tough". Chevy, "The Rock". Dodge, "Dodge Lamb". non of the above... Tesla Model S It doesn't need no dead dino juice to run Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868 Just EVIL COAL.... Thinking isn't your strong suit, eh? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6901924 Tesla says the Superchargers will be powered by solar technology, developed by solar installer SolarCity. Electric car maker Tesla announced on Monday night that it has installed its “Supercharger” rapid car charging network at an initial six locations throughout California and Tesla says charging at these stations will be free “indefinitely” for Model S owners.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22787868 Canada 09/30/2012 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now... What kind would he drive? Ford, "God Tough". Jesus Christ isn't a carpenter. He is God your maker son of Our Lady and the Holy Ghost. Jesus Christ is never coming back again because he was murdered 2000 years ago. And the ford slogan should be "God Jesus Christ Tough". Chevy, "The Rock". Dodge, "Dodge Lamb". My vote... He would drive a Chevy! Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868
oLOVEz (OP) User ID: 24508868 United States 09/30/2012 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now... What kind would he drive? Ford, "God Tough". Jesus Christ isn't a carpenter. He is God your maker son of Our Lady and the Holy Ghost. Jesus Christ is never coming back again because he was murdered 2000 years ago. And the ford slogan should be "God Jesus Christ Tough". Chevy, "The Rock". Dodge, "Dodge Lamb". My vote... He would drive a Chevy! Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22787868 So are you saying he would drive a Ford?
oLOVEz (OP) User ID: 24508868 United States 09/30/2012 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? Even to say that the Lord God would drive a filth mobile is pure evil. OP you are pure evil. You will burn in hell for all eternity. Quoting: PhoenixFromHellWorld 18131262 Appreciate your concern, but I know otherwise... I already have a spot in Heaven with my name on it.
oLOVEz (OP) User ID: 24508868 United States 09/30/2012 06:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? Chevy is "like a rock" and Jesus in likened to "a stone built without hands" So chevy, but wait... The ram caught in the thicket was slaughtered in place of Abraham's son and represents Jesus so dodge ram but wait... Jesus will return on a white horse from heaven so maybe it represents a white ford mustang? so ford Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15119014 I could see him in a Mustang... You know, when he is not working. He would probably drive a Boss, you know...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24659967 United States 09/30/2012 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? He would go for the best deal because of course Jesus saves

oLOVEz (OP) User ID: 24508868 United States 09/30/2012 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? He would go for the best deal because of course Jesus saves Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24659967 (Like)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9106140 United States 09/30/2012 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? He would walk or ride a donkey becuz he's Jesus, not a hillbilly trucker
oLOVEz (OP) User ID: 24508868 United States 09/30/2012 06:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? He is a carpenter, He builds stuff... I think He would want a nice reliable truck!
PatrikC325 User ID: 12717768 United States 09/30/2012 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now... What kind would he drive? Ford, "God Tough". Chevy, "The Rock". Dodge, "Dodge Lamb". My vote... He would drive a Chevy! Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868 He would drive a Texas Edition Toyota Tundra (Made in Texas) With a gun rack crankin some good outlaw music tossin empties out the window.
oLOVEz (OP) User ID: 24508868 United States 09/30/2012 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? I think he would drive a cadillac deville. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17670138 If he were to drive any Cadi, it would probably be an Escalade... roomy enough for his disciples!
oLOVEz (OP) User ID: 24508868 United States 09/30/2012 06:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? Being he is a carpenter and all, if he had a truck now... What kind would he drive? Ford, "God Tough". Chevy, "The Rock". Dodge, "Dodge Lamb". My vote... He would drive a Chevy! Quoting: oLOVEz 24508868 He would drive a Texas Edition Toyota Tundra (Made in Texas) With a gun rack crankin some good outlaw music tossin empties out the window. Quoting: PatrikC325 I could see him driving a Tundra, as long as it was american made... I doub't he would be littering, but the music would be cranked up!
LadySnapdragon User ID: 20429735 United States 09/30/2012 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? A revamped school bus so the apostles could go along, too.
funnyguyuare User ID: 24633635 United States 09/30/2012 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? well id say if he had the doe and the choice it'd be a Chevy 383 bored and stroked with a stick shift toe package tires for mudding tires for racing and latter racks for work \../
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24507032 United States 09/30/2012 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? chevy...like a rock
oLOVEz (OP) User ID: 24508868 United States 09/30/2012 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? A revamped school bus so the apostles could go along, too. Quoting: LadySnapdragon Maybe an big RV so he could go on tour to all the Churches throughout the world??
oLOVEz (OP) User ID: 24508868 United States 09/30/2012 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Elle User ID: 15760668 Canada 09/30/2012 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? He would walk not drive, we are to walk our path, as did he. Just sharing my opinion Oxx
sandpiper User ID: 24715149 United States 09/30/2012 08:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? Silly, HE would just think himself there, and that is where HE would be! If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21008556 United States 09/30/2012 08:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? sandals
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6901924 United States 10/01/2012 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? Silly, HE would just think himself there, and that is where HE would be! Quoting: sandpiper humm might b right*

oLOVEz (OP) User ID: 24508868 United States 10/03/2012 09:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19333122 United States 10/03/2012 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? Jesus built my hotrod.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4547295 United States 10/04/2012 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? sandals Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21008556 Exactly with feet in them and walking as the walking man walks.
oLOVEz User ID: 27406767 United States 11/21/2012 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck?
blown stroker User ID: 28226269 United States 11/21/2012 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? chevy...like a rock Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24507032 Yes, I agree. The Chevrolet emblem is also easily seen as the winged disc. sure it has a square in the middle but that is simply to veil whats there. Square the circle and boom, it is the winged disc of Horus. Yep. Chevy.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23917036 United States 11/21/2012 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? The Ghostbuster car. I think that would suit his needs best.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25342985 United States 11/21/2012 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? not a car or a truck - a flying carpet
anti-agenda21 User ID: 1462016 Canada 11/21/2012 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? f250
Kirk User ID: 25384388 United States 11/21/2012 08:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: POLL: Would Jesus drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge Truck? He would drive a custom all-terrain with a hydraulic motor on each wheel. Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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