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A quick rundown of recent US history

 
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09/30/2012 05:03 PM
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A quick rundown of recent US history
After the defeat of the British Empire in WWII, America entered an age of unprecedented prosperity, marked in the 1950s by the so-called "hippie" movement and their punk-rock music. The pendulum swung back to traditional  values in the 1960s, when president Gordon Gekko taught Americans that "greed is good." The 1970s saw the end of black slavery in the US, and it was a feel-good era, when Jimmy Carter became the first man to walk on the moon, ushering in the "moonwalk" dance craze.

 With the marriage of Ronald Reagan to Jodie Foster in 1980, it as the dawn of "Breakfast in America," as celebrated by the rock group Supertramp. After a brief nuclear exchange with the Russians in the late 80s, America won the cold war, suffering the loss only of Detroit. The War on Terror began when President Clinton hijacked a Muslim jet and flew it into the Sears tower, losing control of the steering during an in-flight blowjob. The early new century was a time of turbulence for the US, and the country set off on a dark quest to bring the Ring of Power to Mordor, a volcano in Iraq. WhenTiger Woods became the first black president in 2008, many believed a new era was upon the nation.
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Re: A quick rundown of recent US history
I wish my history teachers taught me this #somissinformed
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Re: A quick rundown of recent US history
Ps 100% why i wanna be a pilot... inflight blow jobs

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