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Oh Deer! Skateboarder Crashes Into a Deer at 40 mph

 
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Oh Deer! Skateboarder Crashes Into a Deer at 40 mph

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That is messed up !
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don't worry, Obamacare will pay for it.
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Re: Oh Deer! Skateboarder Crashes Into a Deer at 40 mph
Jimmy: "uh...I'm in the hospital, and I need to file a health insurance claim"

Insurance Agent: "can you describe the incident?"

Jimmy: "well....I was skateboarding at 40mph down a mountain, and hit a deer"

Insurance Agent: (silence....click)


Seriously though, every skater I see, is tryin to slide down the handicapped rails on their skateboard and they always fall on their faces, I wonder how much they raise everyone's rates.
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Jimmy: "uh...I'm in the hospital, and I need to file a health insurance claim"

Insurance Agent: "can you describe the incident?"

Jimmy: "well....I was skateboarding at 40mph down a mountain, and hit a deer"

Insurance Agent: (silence....click)


Seriously though, every skater I see, is tryin to slide down the handicapped rails on their skateboard and they always fall on their faces, I wonder how much they raise everyone's rates.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24598823


fuck off the world does not need these fucking rates we need freedom of doing this if you want.
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Looked planned. There's a kid on the left-hand side of the road who appears to be holding the deer until the skateboarders come by. Then he releases the deer, knowing it's going to run.

Why did the idiot tackle the deer?

Animal cruelty.

Anyone know where this was?
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Looked planned. There's a kid on the left-hand side of the road who appears to be holding the deer until the skateboarders come by. Then he releases the deer, knowing it's going to run.

Why did the idiot tackle the deer?

Animal cruelty.

Anyone know where this was?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Animal cruelty?

It was a freak accident, plus the deer is in the wrong, he cut the guy off.

The guy should have been given a free kick the head against the deer. BAD DEER!
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don't worry, Obamacare will pay for it.
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Under Obamacare, they will deem him unworthy of medical aid and terminate him.
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anyone remember the Hallman MachV? I had mine all customized with closed cell foam. That guy sure could have used it in that wreck.
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BAMBIE!
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A guy I knew hit a deer on his bicycle at a high rate of speed and kissed the dirt.
They both got the wind knocked out of their lungs and looked up at each other in the eyes.
Eventually, both he and the deer got to their feet and went their separate ways.
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Deer science, that looked painfull
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oh crap.. thats terrible!!

was the deer ok? lol
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downhill sk8ing is so fun.
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Thanks for sharing OP!

Nice moves..

"Front-side deer grind, to jelly-down the mountain-side, to tree-stop and stretcher to ICU."

Hope the dude is OK! hf

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BAMBIE!
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... will kill you in a heart beat!
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Next time he'll remember to bring his rifle.
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That looks a little suspicious to me. The deer is standing in the gully near the road and only when this guy with the camera is rounding the turn he moves? If you see on the left just as the deers begins running there is a metal or grey box-like object. You can see it as the camera guy approches the deer.
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Sorry 4 the error "deers" also LOVE the avatar OP!
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Looked planned. There's a kid on the left-hand side of the road who appears to be holding the deer until the skateboarders come by. Then he releases the deer, knowing it's going to run.

Why did the idiot tackle the deer?

Animal cruelty.

Anyone know where this was?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


You are onto something there. I looked closely several times and there is a person on the side of the road that looks to be releasing the deer. WTF?
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Sorry 4 the error "deers" also LOVE the avatar OP!
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Only here...deer conspiracy
the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

tell lie vision
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Only here...deer conspiracy
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Look at the pinned threads. Only one is about a conspiracy. GLP apparently prefers rants to intrigue...did'nt used to be that way.
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Great one-on-one tackle. It looks like he was knocked out of bounds on the 27 yard line.
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don't worry, Obamacare will pay for it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24598823


Under Obamacare, they will deem him unworthy of medical aid and terminate him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24576933


They will pay 5 people, $100,000 each for the procedure to terminate him.
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hmm...fake? I wouldnt have thought so until someone mentioned it.

frame by frame...there IS someone in blue clothing crouched down on the left side of the road before the crash.

AND....

If you follow the deer backwards from where it crosses on to the paved road from the dirt shoulder, you can see it actually ran along the dirt shoulder for a short distance...kicking up a dust trail that leads directly back to....

drumroll....

the crouched person in blue!

Now...it's possible, the deer came down onto the shoulder from the slope behind Mr Blue, startled by Mr Blue and the skaters and made a hard left down the shoulder and into the road. But I dont see any dust kicked up on that slope...

Interesting..

Dear Diary,

Today I saw more evidence of the Deer Conspiracy and their plot to destroy the hated "wheel-people" aka "skaters"...when will the people wake up to this dire threat to humanity? Tomorrow I will redouble my newsletter handouts on the corner by the freeway off-ramp, I seem to get the most interest there.

shocked
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Looked planned. There's a kid on the left-hand side of the road who appears to be holding the deer until the skateboarders come by. Then he releases the deer, knowing it's going to run.

Why did the idiot tackle the deer?

Animal cruelty.

Anyone know where this was?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster

Fight Club Rule #2 always watch out for the grassy knoll.

PS. The guy on the skate board didn't try to tackle the deer, you moran. He was trying to protect himself in the split second he had to react to a deer running into him.
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 Quoting: 0pEnLy~Gr@y


thinning the herd...
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This is like the coolest, weirdest, craziest most unbelievable video in a while and all you whiny grandmas immediately start bitchin about Obamacare and insurance rates and saying the guy tackled the deer? Tackled the deer? Seriously, some of you need to pull the sticks outta your asses, smoke a bowl, lighten up and have a little fun. Jeeeeeezus.
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Looked planned. There's a kid on the left-hand side of the road who appears to be holding the deer until the skateboarders come by. Then he releases the deer, knowing it's going to run.

Why did the idiot tackle the deer?

Animal cruelty.

Anyone know where this was?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


You are onto something there. I looked closely several times and there is a person on the side of the road that looks to be releasing the deer. WTF?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1382159


Yep. It was planned.
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