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This is my experience yesterday

It's not Wal Fart, its Wal Shart, b/c I'd like to imply more shit in the meme, or facade, or whatever the fuck hell.

The only reason we went there is b/c we work the shit off all week, and that was the only place that would do an oil change on a Saturday. SO fuck you if you wonder why we were there, it was a ONCE in a YEAR experience...


SO, first off, dropped off the car, they said would be more than hour, fine, let's go to McD and feed us and the kids b/c we hadn't eaten and needed whatever sustenance we could muster, so, we figured, got an hour to kill (more like 2), let's just go eat in the fly infested Mcd. yay, but had no choice b/c kids were fussy, and time to kill....

sitting there in the McDonalds and lightening hits the fucking emergency DOOR 5 feet away from us!!! My god, it sounded like a JDAM, all the alarms went off in the store, it shook everything, and shockwaved us all. all the ghetto folk, all the redneckers, and all just whoever looked at each other. it was like something out of a fucking twilight zone, where, me and my wife, and kids, were the only ones aware.. everyone else was in, just this weird state!! SHIT, like, goldfish in a tank!!! meanwile, we are plotting our route!!!..

man, this gave me such a new awareness!!!


my god, if there ever were an attack on a place like this, mall, movie theater, who knows??, we learned many things. It shook us to our core, maybe b/c we were about 10 feet away from it. but, all the dregs,, just,,, shit... didn't register!!!


Such a sociology experiment..


SO, ask me a question????

wow, what an experience


1. Don't go to targets areas.

2. find exits

3.

we were about ready to duck and cover, but
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Exactly, my point. I'm a Medic I see the " Thousand yard stare" all the time. people dont know how to live anymore, theve been brainmashed into not knowing anything. They cant Add numbers anymore, cant cook from scratch, fix things that break etc. Look around more and see what people dont know how to do. Compile a list and post it. It would be quit entertaining and sad at the same time.

The "Brainmashed" above was a typo, but I left it cause it fits quit well!
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Exactly, my point. I'm a Medic I see the " Thousand yard stare" all the time. people dont know how to live anymore, theve been brainmashed into not knowing anything. They cant Add numbers anymore, cant cook from scratch, fix things that break etc. Look around more and see what people dont know how to do. Compile a list and post it. It would be quit entertaining and sad at the same time.

The "Brainmashed" above was a typo, but I left it cause it fits quit well!
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Not much of a speller myself but I get my point across too!

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also it shouldnt take an hour to do a simple oil change unless they were balls to the wall busy.

im a mechanic and will get an oil change to do once in a while and it only takes about 10 mins... it would take even less time than that but we are required to check air pressure in all 4 tires as well as the brakes as a courtesy service.
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I worked at a trany shop bout 10 years back, great job hated the owner. I do as much auto work to my vehicles as i can.
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Al Qaeda ain't real, dude.
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I worked at a trany shop bout 10 years back, great job hated the owner. I do as much auto work to my vehicles as i can.
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On a related note to the OP post... I got caught up in a riot for food once - Philippines.

There was a limited amount of meat -- Chickens -- Beef -- Pork. The store had held back selling it for days -- to build up to Christmas Eve. THEN, they let their families in first. It was part of a large mall... all mall employees families were let in one hour before opening.

They had also pulled all the food stuff related to the holiday meal off the shelves for several days.. all went back on the shelves and it was a free for all.

We were able to get in a bit ahead of the crowd -- probably because I was American and had been standing there for over an hour anyway.

So we were able to get one of the few carts... and get back to the meat counter and get a few chickens and other things..

Then the crowd was let in -- and a total riot ensued. Fights broke out in several areas... One old lady grabbed the plastic bag with the two chickens -- tried to take it right out of my hands. I am 6'5" 250 pounds... she lost that fight but just the fact she would try tells you how desperate things were.

Anyway... I have seen people at their worst... and it scares the hell out of me.

I can only imagine what a Wal-Mart will look like... when a real panic hits.
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I worked at a trany shop bout 10 years back, great job hated the owner. I do as much auto work to my vehicles as i can.
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You gave transsexuals tune ups?
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I'm a Medic I see the " Thousand yard stare" all the time.
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What is the "thousand yard stare"?
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I'm a Medic I see the " Thousand yard stare" all the time.
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What is the "thousand yard stare"?
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Same as the Clueless stare, as if they are under some type of Robot control device.
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Same as the Clueless stare, as if they are under some type of Robot control device.
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I get that.

I give it to everyone who stares at me.

I like to give what I get.

It really shits people.
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Al Qaeda ain't real, dude.
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This.
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Al Qaeda ain't real, dude.
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This.
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What next, Santa's not real?

Fuck me, course he is.

And the EAster Bunny, and the Boogie man.
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This is my experience yesterday

It's not Wal Fart, its Wal Shart, b/c I'd like to imply more shit in the meme, or facade, or whatever the fuck hell.

The only reason we went there is b/c we work the shit off all week, and that was the only place that would do an oil change on a Saturday. SO fuck you if you wonder why we were there, it was a ONCE in a YEAR experience...


SO, first off, dropped off the car, they said would be more than hour, fine, let's go to McD and feed us and the kids b/c we hadn't eaten and needed whatever sustenance we could muster, so, we figured, got an hour to kill (more like 2), let's just go eat in the fly infested Mcd. yay, but had no choice b/c kids were fussy, and time to kill....

sitting there in the McDonalds and lightening hits the fucking emergency DOOR 5 feet away from us!!! My god, it sounded like a JDAM, all the alarms went off in the store, it shook everything, and shockwaved us all. all the ghetto folk, all the redneckers, and all just whoever looked at each other. it was like something out of a fucking twilight zone, where, me and my wife, and kids, were the only ones aware.. everyone else was in, just this weird state!! SHIT, like, goldfish in a tank!!! meanwile, we are plotting our route!!!..

man, this gave me such a new awareness!!!


my god, if there ever were an attack on a place like this, mall, movie theater, who knows??, we learned many things. It shook us to our core, maybe b/c we were about 10 feet away from it. but, all the dregs,, just,,, shit... didn't register!!!


Such a sociology experiment..


SO, ask me a question????

wow, what an experience


1. Don't go to targets areas.

2. find exits

3.

we were about ready to duck and cover, but
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16678904



What was 3???

I'm dying to know...



The statement "Ignorance is bliss" must be true, I keep meeting the most ignorant and arrogant people...
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The thousand yard stare is when a person isn't looking at anything. Their eyes are not focused on any object at any distance, which is not something that people typically do. Their eyes are open but instead of looking at something they are entirely engrossed within themselves.
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This is my experience yesterday

It's not Wal Fart, its Wal Shart, b/c I'd like to imply more shit in the meme, or facade, or whatever the fuck hell.

The only reason we went there is b/c we work the shit off all week, and that was the only place that would do an oil change on a Saturday. SO fuck you if you wonder why we were there, it was a ONCE in a YEAR experience...


SO, first off, dropped off the car, they said would be more than hour, fine, let's go to McD and feed us and the kids b/c we hadn't eaten and needed whatever sustenance we could muster, so, we figured, got an hour to kill (more like 2), let's just go eat in the fly infested Mcd. yay, but had no choice b/c kids were fussy, and time to kill....

sitting there in the McDonalds and lightening hits the fucking emergency DOOR 5 feet away from us!!! My god, it sounded like a JDAM, all the alarms went off in the store, it shook everything, and shockwaved us all. all the ghetto folk, all the redneckers, and all just whoever looked at each other. it was like something out of a fucking twilight zone, where, me and my wife, and kids, were the only ones aware.. everyone else was in, just this weird state!! SHIT, like, goldfish in a tank!!! meanwile, we are plotting our route!!!..

man, this gave me such a new awareness!!!


my god, if there ever were an attack on a place like this, mall, movie theater, who knows??, we learned many things. It shook us to our core, maybe b/c we were about 10 feet away from it. but, all the dregs,, just,,, shit... didn't register!!!


Such a sociology experiment..


SO, ask me a question????

wow, what an experience


1. Don't go to targets areas.

2. find exits

3.

we were about ready to duck and cover, but
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16678904

what the hell is JDAM?

and 'dregs'?!

Last Edited by Matrix-V on 09/30/2012 11:17 PM
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The thousand yard stare is when a person isn't looking at anything. Their eyes are not focused on any object at any distance, which is not something that people typically do. Their eyes are open but instead of looking at something they are entirely engrossed within themselves.
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I get that, cheers.
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Exactly, my point. I'm a Medic I see the " Thousand yard stare" all the time. people dont know how to live anymore, theve been brainmashed into not knowing anything. They cant Add numbers anymore, cant cook from scratch, fix things that break etc. Look around more and see what people dont know how to do. Compile a list and post it. It would be quit entertaining and sad at the same time.

The "Brainmashed" above was a typo, but I left it cause it fits quit well!
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mpst are unensouled robots. there is no "higher self"
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Why did you go to Walmart, r u a redneck? And McDonald on top of that?
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I worked at a trany shop bout 10 years back, great job hated the owner. I do as much auto work to my vehicles as i can.
 Quoting: Medic


On a related note to the OP post... I got caught up in a riot for food once - Philippines.

There was a limited amount of meat -- Chickens -- Beef -- Pork. The store had held back selling it for days -- to build up to Christmas Eve. THEN, they let their families in first. It was part of a large mall... all mall employees families were let in one hour before opening.

They had also pulled all the food stuff related to the holiday meal off the shelves for several days.. all went back on the shelves and it was a free for all.

We were able to get in a bit ahead of the crowd -- probably because I was American and had been standing there for over an hour anyway.

So we were able to get one of the few carts... and get back to the meat counter and get a few chickens and other things..

Then the crowd was let in -- and a total riot ensued. Fights broke out in several areas... One old lady grabbed the plastic bag with the two chickens -- tried to take it right out of my hands. I am 6'5" 250 pounds... she lost that fight but just the fact she would try tells you how desperate things were.

Anyway... I have seen people at their worst... and it scares the hell out of me.

I can only imagine what a Wal-Mart will look like... when a real panic hits.
 Quoting: TraderRob


That's a good post! But I have to say that I've experienced that here in the good old US of A. It's called Black Friday in suburbia. People snatching items right out of your hands, grabbing stuff out of the cart when they think you can't see, etc. And this is not even a 3rd world country (yet).

Probably the reason I don't do black friday anymore, and why I tend to shop at very odd hours like 20 min before stores close. I don't like the human crunch and mob mentality. It's creepy!
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This is my experience yesterday

It's not Wal Fart, its Wal Shart, b/c I'd like to imply more shit in the meme, or facade, or whatever the fuck hell.

The only reason we went there is b/c we work the shit off all week, and that was the only place that would do an oil change on a Saturday. SO fuck you if you wonder why we were there, it was a ONCE in a YEAR experience...


SO, first off, dropped off the car, they said would be more than hour, fine, let's go to McD and feed us and the kids b/c we hadn't eaten and needed whatever sustenance we could muster, so, we figured, got an hour to kill (more like 2), let's just go eat in the fly infested Mcd. yay, but had no choice b/c kids were fussy, and time to kill....

sitting there in the McDonalds and lightening hits the fucking emergency DOOR 5 feet away from us!!! My god, it sounded like a JDAM, all the alarms went off in the store, it shook everything, and shockwaved us all. all the ghetto folk, all the redneckers, and all just whoever looked at each other. it was like something out of a fucking twilight zone, where, me and my wife, and kids, were the only ones aware.. everyone else was in, just this weird state!! SHIT, like, goldfish in a tank!!! meanwile, we are plotting our route!!!..


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16678904


Wow, you are ridiculously annoyed with Walmart!

Sir, first of all it is just a store, at least it is American started and owned. Target on the other hand is FRENCH! Can you say Targ'e?

Walmart is a store chain that employs millions of Americans and supplies millions of others with great deals. Just saying you were a little defensive. You could have simply said you were in a Mc'D's and not gone on a rampage, and also made your story much shorter.

You sound like my sister who claims to hate Walmart, but we see her lazy ass there almost every time we go. With her Obama Buck's card in hand. Buying take and bake pizza and name brand soda!

wtf
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Remain calm, and follow the emergency exit signs.

If there is a panic, stay the hell away from the emergency exists, and find another way out, any other way will do.

Panic in a large urban store or crowded shopping center/mall will kill far more people than you can imagine.

Don't be one of them.
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it was a sign from God
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yep. someone who I subscribe to on utube had his steel door hit. said it sounded like a bomb going off. Everything eletronic whether plugged in or not got fried along with all the wiring. He lost 6 computers, satelite gear, fridge, freezer, dishwasher, coffee maker, tv's, radios, stereo. Everything got fried. I'm thinking maybe wood doors are better....
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Exactly, my point. I'm a Medic I see the " Thousand yard stare" all the time. people dont know how to live anymore, theve been brainmashed into not knowing anything. They cant Add numbers anymore, cant cook from scratch, fix things that break etc. Look around more and see what people dont know how to do. Compile a list and post it. It would be quit entertaining and sad at the same time.

The "Brainmashed" above was a typo, but I left it cause it fits quit well!
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But they sure can text the fuck out of American Idol voting numbers.
Welcome to Woodbury.

I think being a Democrat should be a felony.

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I asked my wife to do the dishes and got the 1000 miles stare...
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it was a sign from God
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Signifying what, Target is having a sale?
Welcome to Woodbury.

I think being a Democrat should be a felony.

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I worked at a trany shop bout 10 years back, great job hated the owner. I do as much auto work to my vehicles as i can.
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You gave transsexuals tune ups?
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Just don't touch their 'Grease Nipples'

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Exactly, my point. I'm a Medic I see the " Thousand yard stare" all the time. people dont know how to live anymore, theve been brainmashed into not knowing anything. They cant Add numbers anymore, cant cook from scratch, fix things that break etc. Look around more and see what people dont know how to do. Compile a list and post it. It would be quit entertaining and sad at the same time.

The "Brainmashed" above was a typo, but I left it cause it fits quit well!
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mpst are unensouled robots. there is no "higher self"
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have to correct you..

you are speaking of 'minions'. They are 'souled' but are of the planetary/animal spirit. roughly 65% of the world is minion incarnated.
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what the hell is JDAM?


JDAM is:

Joint Direct Attack Munition

its a Boeing Kit that converts a "unguided bomb", to a guided smart bomb that will hit a target with fairly good accuracy.
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also it shouldnt take an hour to do a simple oil change unless they were balls to the wall busy.

im a mechanic and will get an oil change to do once in a while and it only takes about 10 mins... it would take even less time than that but we are required to check air pressure in all 4 tires as well as the brakes as a courtesy service.
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If it's anything like our Walmart it is ALWAYS packed 24/7 every day of the month, it is annoying.

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