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Please tell us what city in the States you are moving to so we can help.
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Around Champaign, Illinois
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16% negro, and home to the infamous Enema Bandit.
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Please tell us what city in the States you are moving to so we can help.
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Around Champaign, Illinois
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Oh man, it doesn't get much worse than that. Maybe Ohio.
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Why is Champaign so bad?
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just come here and lie your ass off. say you were born in hawaii ,maybe you can become president.
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Could be a plan... Wait... Haven't somebody already done that ;o)
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10/01/2012 06:29 PM
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Well, I take it as it comes
Know from all my heart, that I want to live with her and what comes down or not, is hard to tell, even for those who think they controls it all

Appreciate your caring thoughts
<3
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My husband got deported from here a few months ago. I suggest you get an immigration attorney before you even come. It costs but it's well worth it. Money speaks here.

And welcome. We will be so much better having you here. 5a

I'll email you the contact information for our immigration attorney. We wanted to use him but never had the money for his full services.

Btw, I see you learned to post images. I hope you'll share that info. with me. Heh! banana2
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Do you have a profession? You might qualify for an H1b visa.

The easier alternative is to come over on a tourist visa and marry your "other half" and start the citizenship process. A "green card" is the start then three years later you could become a US citizen.

<<< Getting a family-based Green Card is a two-step process. The first step is the "Immigrant Petition" which establishes that a qualifying relationship exists between the U.S. Citizen or Lawful Permanent Resident and the Green Card applicant. The second step is the Green Card application. If the sponsor is a U.S. Citizen and the Green Card applicant is a spouse, parent or minor child who is currently in the U.S., then these two steps can usually be combined into one. Otherwise, applicants must wait for the Immigrant Petition to be approved before they can move on to the Green Card application. >>>

[link to www.immigrationdirect.com]
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Am physical Therapist (physiotherapist) by profession, have worked a lot in companies with anti-stress programmes and also meditation courses, done a lot of educating and also worked with healing, don't know if that will get me anywhere
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Contact the hospitals there, Carle Clinic is the close big one. Lincoln Il has a hospital also. They are both hiring Physical therapists, and have experience with visas.
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Please tell us what city in the States you are moving to so we can help.
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Around Champaign, Illinois
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Well, I take it as it comes
Know from all my heart, that I want to live with her and what comes down or not, is hard to tell, even for those who think they controls it all

Appreciate your caring thoughts
<3
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My husband got deported from here a few months ago. I suggest you get an immigration attorney before you even come. It costs but it's well worth it. Money speaks here.

And welcome. We will be so much better having you here. 5a

I'll email you the contact information for our immigration attorney. We wanted to use him but never had the money for his full services.

Btw, I see you learned to post images. I hope you'll share that info. with me. Heh! banana2
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Thanks sweetheart
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Nope that image thing was just pure luck... me writing
: h u g : (without spaces between lol
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Do you have a profession? You might qualify for an H1b visa.

The easier alternative is to come over on a tourist visa and marry your "other half" and start the citizenship process. A "green card" is the start then three years later you could become a US citizen.

<<< Getting a family-based Green Card is a two-step process. The first step is the "Immigrant Petition" which establishes that a qualifying relationship exists between the U.S. Citizen or Lawful Permanent Resident and the Green Card applicant. The second step is the Green Card application. If the sponsor is a U.S. Citizen and the Green Card applicant is a spouse, parent or minor child who is currently in the U.S., then these two steps can usually be combined into one. Otherwise, applicants must wait for the Immigrant Petition to be approved before they can move on to the Green Card application. >>>

[link to www.immigrationdirect.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 858876


Am physical Therapist (physiotherapist) by profession, have worked a lot in companies with anti-stress programmes and also meditation courses, done a lot of educating and also worked with healing, don't know if that will get me anywhere
 Quoting: 141


Contact the hospitals there, Carle Clinic is the close big one. Lincoln Il has a hospital also. They are both hiring Physical therapists, and have experience with visas.
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Thanks my friend, that was really helpful
I will do that
<3
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If you move over here, come to the WESTERN half of the U.S. Much better, imo. Less crowded, fewer entrenched interests, great scenery, open spaces, better weather, more sun, mountains, deserts, forests, more individualism, more "live and let live" out West.
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Please tell us what city in the States you are moving to so we can help.
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Around Champaign, Illinois
 Quoting: 141


16% negro, and home to the infamous Enema Bandit.
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Well for me we are all equal, whatever color we have
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Don't know about that Bandit ;o)
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If you move over here, come to the WESTERN half of the U.S. Much better, imo. Less crowded, fewer entrenched interests, great scenery, open spaces, better weather, more sun, mountains, deserts, forests, more individualism, more "live and let live" out West.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Sounds just like my kind of country
Here in Denmark I live by the west coast (only 5 mins walk to the sea) and here there is also more space and more wild nature, which I truly love

Thanks my friend
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so glad that the fucking, ass licking british have chimed in even though as usual they don't know shit.

best of luck to you denmark, it will be different for you, but as long as you are with someone who you love you will get along just fine.
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Please tell us what city in the States you are moving to so we can help.
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Around Champaign, Illinois
 Quoting: 141


16% negro, and home to the infamous Enema Bandit.
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Well for me we are all equal, whatever color we have
<3
Don't know about that Bandit ;o)
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Oh you're in for a nasty surprise. rofl
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so glad that the fucking, ass licking british have chimed in even though as usual they don't know shit.

best of luck to you denmark, it will be different for you, but as long as you are with someone who you love you will get along just fine.
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Exactly my friend
And I believe that if there is a will to make it work, then it will
And from my heart I know that it is right for me
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I really do wish I could help you, but I live in Canada, so not much I can do there but pray for you, and I will, I want your dream to come true.

Oxx
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Hmmm maybe I can talk her into moving to Canada... Would be so great to be neighbors Xoo
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Yes some real family be nice, but heart first niehbors later..... I rather two become one, all my love to you and your trip

Oxx
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If you move over here, come to the WESTERN half of the U.S. Much better, imo. Less crowded, fewer entrenched interests, great scenery, open spaces, better weather, more sun, mountains, deserts, forests, more individualism, more "live and let live" out West.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Sounds just like my kind of country
Here in Denmark I live by the west coast (only 5 mins walk to the sea) and here there is also more space and more wild nature, which I truly love

Thanks my friend
 Quoting: 141


You're welcome :)
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Around Champaign, Illinois
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16% negro, and home to the infamous Enema Bandit.
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Well for me we are all equal, whatever color we have
<3
Don't know about that Bandit ;o)
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Oh you're in for a nasty surprise. rofl
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How come my friend?
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Are you crazy?
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I'm with the limey.

Are you crazy?

Stay where you are.
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OP, I wouldn't pay much attention to those who talk so bad about the US. Truth is I have several friends that have immigrated here from all over, and talking with them always leads to me see the good side of America.

That said, how well do you know your 'other half'. I just had one of my friends move back to Holland after a bad experience with the lady he married here in the states. I guess my advise is just to be sure she/he is the one, if not it could turn out to be a costly mistake.
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Well, I take it as it comes
Know from all my heart, that I want to live with her and what comes down or not, is hard to tell, even for those who think they controls it all

Appreciate your caring thoughts
<3
 Quoting: 141





My husband got deported from here a few months ago. I suggest you get an immigration attorney before you even come. It costs but it's well worth it. Money speaks here.

And welcome. We will be so much better having you here. 5a

I'll email you the contact information for our immigration attorney. We wanted to use him but never had the money for his full services.

Btw, I see you learned to post images. I hope you'll share that info. with me. Heh! banana2
 Quoting: Unit3


Thanks sweetheart
:o)
Nope that image thing was just pure luck... me writing
: h u g : (without spaces between lol
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I just sent you an email. And the poster with the information on the hospitals, that's real good information in my opinion. If you can find someone to sponsor you like a corporation, it will go a lot smoother.

Of course, it might be harder to live out somewhere away from the city, but lots of folks commute. You might miss the ocean but you will find something in nature that communes to your spirit.

Big Hugs!

smile_kiss
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Are you crazy?
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I'm with the limey.

Are you crazy?

Stay where you are.
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Nah you know
Love always wins
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OP, I wouldn't pay much attention to those who talk so bad about the US. Truth is I have several friends that have immigrated here from all over, and talking with them always leads to me see the good side of America.

That said, how well do you know your 'other half'. I just had one of my friends move back to Holland after a bad experience with the lady he married here in the states. I guess my advise is just to be sure she/he is the one, if not it could turn out to be a costly mistake.
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Thanks for sharing that, good to hear
And yes, I do know her very well, and have no doubt in my heart that it is what i want to do...
Thanks for the concern
:o)
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Well, have been so fortunate to meet my other half, who lives in The United States...
My wish is to move there, as soon as possible
Have been looking at different sites of information, but am not all sure of how it all come together...

So if anyone happens to know about stuff, like getting a visa to stay, achieving a work permit and such, I would be most grateful...

Here in Denmark, where I have lived all my life, I work pay tax and all of that, and would just love to be a part of the community over there in a natural way...

In advance thanks for the help :o)
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You are fucking insane to come to a nation everyone is trying to get out of.

You deserve what you get.
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Well for me we are all equal, whatever color we have
<3
Don't know about that Bandit ;o)
 Quoting: 141



Oh you're in for a nasty surprise. rofl
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How come my friend?
rose
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Don't worry. He was caught.

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Well, I take it as it comes
Know from all my heart, that I want to live with her and what comes down or not, is hard to tell, even for those who think they controls it all

Appreciate your caring thoughts
<3
 Quoting: 141





My husband got deported from here a few months ago. I suggest you get an immigration attorney before you even come. It costs but it's well worth it. Money speaks here.

And welcome. We will be so much better having you here. 5a

I'll email you the contact information for our immigration attorney. We wanted to use him but never had the money for his full services.

Btw, I see you learned to post images. I hope you'll share that info. with me. Heh! banana2
 Quoting: Unit3


Thanks sweetheart
:o)
Nope that image thing was just pure luck... me writing
: h u g : (without spaces between lol
 Quoting: 141





I just sent you an email. And the poster with the information on the hospitals, that's real good information in my opinion. If you can find someone to sponsor you like a corporation, it will go a lot smoother.

Of course, it might be harder to live out somewhere away from the city, but lots of folks commute. You might miss the ocean but you will find something in nature that communes to your spirit.

Big Hugs!

smile_kiss
 Quoting: Unit3


Yeah, the Ocean and me get along pretty well
Would be nice having a sponsor
So will definitely contact the Hospitals nearby
There'll be a spot in nature for me, that's for sure

hug
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usa, stay in denmark, no freedom here
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Well, have been so fortunate to meet my other half, who lives in The United States...
My wish is to move there, as soon as possible
Have been looking at different sites of information, but am not all sure of how it all come together...

So if anyone happens to know about stuff, like getting a visa to stay, achieving a work permit and such, I would be most grateful...

Here in Denmark, where I have lived all my life, I work pay tax and all of that, and would just love to be a part of the community over there in a natural way...

In advance thanks for the help :o)
 Quoting: 141


You are fucking insane to come to a nation everyone is trying to get out of.

You deserve what you get.
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I know that many of the Americans I know, are really kind and loving people, who remember what honor and dignity is...
Keeping that in mind, it can't all be that bad...
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Well for me we are all equal, whatever color we have
<3
Don't know about that Bandit ;o)
 Quoting: 141



Oh you're in for a nasty surprise. rofl
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How come my friend?
rose
 Quoting: 141


Don't worry. He was caught.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Ah damn... Had just planned how to catch him lol
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I really do wish I could help you, but I live in Canada, so not much I can do there but pray for you, and I will, I want your dream to come true.

Oxx
 Quoting: Elle 15760668


Hmmm maybe I can talk her into moving to Canada... Would be so great to be neighbors Xoo
 Quoting: 141


Yes some real family be nice, but heart first niehbors later..... I rather two become one, all my love to you and your trip

Oxx
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I'm a landed immigrant of Canada. And I was told it could never be taken away from me. So, keep me posted if this actually comes about. I'm like the boll weevil, I'm looking for a home, heh!
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I really do wish I could help you, but I live in Canada, so not much I can do there but pray for you, and I will, I want your dream to come true.

Oxx
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Hmmm maybe I can talk her into moving to Canada... Would be so great to be neighbors Xoo
 Quoting: 141


Yes some real family be nice, but heart first niehbors later..... I rather two become one, all my love to you and your trip

Oxx
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I'm a landed immigrant of Canada. And I was told it could never be taken away from me. So, keep me posted if this actually comes about. I'm like the boll weevil, I'm looking for a home, heh!
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Would be amazing <3
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