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Moving to USA... Help and info

 
abeliever

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10/01/2012 09:36 PM

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Haven't visited Champaign (not Champlain i think) yet, but know 100% that it is the right one for me
<3
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Ok, but you didn't answer the other question, the more important one.

Have you met this "soul mate" in person yet? If so, how much time have you spent together in person?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Well, we have met yes...
And also I am grown up, so know what my heart holds, but thanks for the concern

rose
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You met in person? How much time have you spent with this person in real life, face to face, not just on the internet????
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Yes, OP, we are concerned as Lisa sure is...

Best to answer Lisa's question.
anonymous coward
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10/01/2012 09:43 PM
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The U.S. isn't so bad. Especially if you are from some place else. America seems to treat it's immigrants well.
We like to keep the image that this is a great place better than any place else. Parts of the inner cities and more densely populated staes are shit holes, but these are global as well. Culture is sadly lacking here. Europe has some great radio broadcasters, with classical format. These are mostly gone in the U.S. replaced with jungle muzac or other crap. The food is still the best in the world here sine we have a farming heritage.
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10/01/2012 09:44 PM

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Well, have been so fortunate to meet my other half, who lives in The United States...
My wish is to move there, as soon as possible
Have been looking at different sites of information, but am not all sure of how it all come together...

So if anyone happens to know about stuff, like getting a visa to stay, achieving a work permit and such, I would be most grateful...

Here in Denmark, where I have lived all my life, I work pay tax and all of that, and would just love to be a part of the community over there in a natural way...

In advance thanks for the help :o)
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We're full, sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1708283


We all know that you are full, fat bastards. OP didn't ask that, OP asked for advise on entry to your country, not how full your fat ass is.
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It appears that the United Kingdom has little room to poke fun at another country since for obesity as you are waddling behind America in the number 3 position.

Health Statistics > Obesity (most recent) by country
# 3 United Kingdom:
[link to www.nationmaster.com]
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 09:47 PM
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Please tell us what city in the States you are moving to so we can help.
 Quoting: Mulletman


Around Champaign, Illinois
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16% negro, and home to the infamous Enema Bandit.
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Well for me we are all equal, whatever color we have
<3
Don't know about that Bandit ;o)
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I haven't heard anything particulary bad about Champaign IL. At least you will be in the Midwest where the cost of living is good and people are friendly. You should google Champaign to see what the crime rate is like.
SilverPatriot

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10/01/2012 09:52 PM

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Op,

This chart might help.

Local Area Unemployment Statistics
[link to www.bls.gov]
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10/01/2012 09:59 PM
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Do you have a profession? You might qualify for an H1b visa.

The easier alternative is to come over on a tourist visa and marry your "other half" and start the citizenship process. A "green card" is the start then three years later you could become a US citizen.

<<< Getting a family-based Green Card is a two-step process. The first step is the "Immigrant Petition" which establishes that a qualifying relationship exists between the U.S. Citizen or Lawful Permanent Resident and the Green Card applicant. The second step is the Green Card application. If the sponsor is a U.S. Citizen and the Green Card applicant is a spouse, parent or minor child who is currently in the U.S., then these two steps can usually be combined into one. Otherwise, applicants must wait for the Immigrant Petition to be approved before they can move on to the Green Card application. >>>

[link to www.immigrationdirect.com]
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Am physical Therapist (physiotherapist) by profession, have worked a lot in companies with anti-stress programmes and also meditation courses, done a lot of educating and also worked with healing, don't know if that will get me anywhere
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I used to be a recruiter of physiotherapists and occupational therapists back in the late 1980s/early 1990s. I worked at Medical Resources which was the first company owned by Michael McBurnie. He has been bringing foreign trained PTs and OTs to the US for 20 years on H-1b work visas. He now has a recruiting company in Colorado and I am certain he would be happy to help you as there is a serious shortage of physiotherapists in the US. His current company that he owns is called My Therapy and you can send him an email at:
info@mytherapycompany.com

Just explain that you want to work in Champaign, Illinois. There are some very good rehab hospitals in the Champaign area, as that used to be in my territory that I worked. You would need to get a temporary Illinois PT license, he will help you with that and he can easily find you a job. Or call them at (303) 258-0725, it's in the same time zone as Denver Colorado.

There, problem solved.

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Unit3

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10/01/2012 10:06 PM
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get married before you come or you wont be able to legally stay longer than six months. if your married to her your in
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No, that's not true any more. I've heard that for years and so has everybody here, but it doesn't work. My husband got deported a few months ago even though we are married.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 10:09 PM
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By the way, Champaign is quite a nice place. It still has the midwestern wholesomeness. There are several very large financially stable companies there so the local economy is relatively healthy. The University of Illinois has a large campus there. The arts community is VERY active there. The weather is pretty good, a little too humid in the summer but it's a nice and pretty area. Flat as a pancake though...
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10/01/2012 10:29 PM
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Well, have been so fortunate to meet my other half, who lives in The United States...
My wish is to move there, as soon as possible
Have been looking at different sites of information, but am not all sure of how it all come together...

So if anyone happens to know about stuff, like getting a visa to stay, achieving a work permit and such, I would be most grateful...

Here in Denmark, where I have lived all my life, I work pay tax and all of that, and would just love to be a part of the community over there in a natural way...

In advance thanks for the help :o)
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WILKOMMEN!

Or whatever :P

I am American and have some Danske friends. Not kidding they ALL moved back to Daneland from the US.

Yes, Daneland takes more taxes and the shirtless, saggy hippy pukes are always demanding more free shit, but America will shock you to your bones.

The people are disgusting. The culture is disgusting and the food is even more disgusting than Danish food.

The climate is nice, however. There is no place in the US where you will get 0 degrees C and 40 knot wind in August :)

Everything is made from shit and plastic. To find a nice, wood home is like finding hens teeth.

Public transport does not exist. Milk here tastes like cardboard. Bread is like styrofoam. Nobody can sail a boat. Women are all fat and men all think they hung the moon when they cant even scratch their ass or speak a second language.

I recommend you get your American whore to move to Daneland.
Sloane

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10/01/2012 11:13 PM

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FANTASTIC 141 - Life is meant to be an adventure!

You will love much about the U.S. And to experience it all with your new found love will be spectacular.

Good times and many new friends await you here. I am certain of that!

DancePeng
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10/01/2012 11:48 PM
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Well, I take it as it comes
Know from all my heart, that I want to live with her and what comes down or not, is hard to tell, even for those who think they controls it all

Appreciate your caring thoughts
<3
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This isn't the 1950's America of freedom and Liberty any longer.. You should reconsider.
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 11:50 PM
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as soon as you're here go to a gun store

get a handgun 9mm or 40cal
get a 12ga shotgun
get a rifle - 30-06 is good
and several hundred rounds for each

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1065356


Good call but he has to have his citizenship first right? Might not need the rifle if he is moving into the city.
SilentlyKnowing

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10/12/2012 01:48 AM
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Please tell us what city in the States you are moving to so we can help.
 Quoting: Mulletman


Around Champaign, Illinois
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You have a kind heart and I have read some
of your threads. I think you really need
to LISTEN to what the folks here are telling
you, friend.
The Earth Changes that are coming very soon
are going to be....well...absolutely chaos
for the States Illinois, Michigan, Ohio,
ANYWHERE ALONG THE MISSISSIPPI....or
THE ST. LAWRENCE SEA WAY.
Love is a beautiful, sacred thing. Please
don't put new love in the middle of disaster.
I've studied what we are seeing slowly unfold
in the way of Earth Changes (and I AM NOT
TALKING ABOUT "GLOBAL WARMING" WHICH IS PSY-OPS)
since I was 10 years old. I left Michigan when
I was in my late 20's and have been searching
for a "safe place" ever since....obviously, there
ARE NO SAFE PLACES...all you can do is to
take an intelligent, educated GUESS. I'm betting
on rural Montana--in the mountains--away from
major population centers. You haven't got much
time, friend.
BE IN LOVE...START A NEW LIFE IN THE U.S.A.
...BUT BE SMART. Unless she wears the "pants"
in your relationship, you better start off on
the right foot and be a strong leader in your
love--she will NEED you to be the "hero"--
CAN YOU DO THAT? I just watched the movie
"Six Days, Seven Nights" with Anne Hetche and
Harrison Ford--cute movie about "new love."
In the film...they are looking for a cell-phone
tower on the top of this mountain to get help
(*I won't spoil it, but they are stranded.)
Ford's character starts to pitch a "bitch-fit"
getting all upset. Hetche (who I just love)
takes Ford by the shoulders. She basically
tells him: "I need you to be the "brave Captain"
here....I can't tell you how hard it is going
to be for me if YOU LOSE IT!"
You've been on GLP a long time, I know...so you
KNOW what is coming down. Take it from some of
us who have been into the Earth Changes/lemmings-
over-the-cliff routine for years. Illinois is
NOT a good bet. Not sure if Denmark woud be
any better--I don't know anything about that
country. Although this psychic woman gets
alot of bad press...I still think that her site
is one of the best "earth changes/survival sites"
on the net and has been since 1991! Go there,
and get yourself educated and prepared.
I offer this from the bottom of my heart--I want
true love to make it--it won't in the are you
are talking about....PERIOD.
www.earthchanges.com and www.zetatalk.com
Now I can get my head chewed off by the sceptics....
but you know me...friend. Take my advice!
Cheers!
SK
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10/12/2012 01:49 AM
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you will be fine OP

real estate is incredibly cheap and it is truly the land of the free comapred to a lot of places if you can take the responsibility that goes with freedom.

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