Moving to USA... Help and info

Are you crazy?

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Are you outta yer fuckin' mind?



With what's coming?

We're full, sorry.

Why would you leave your heavenly Denmark for the shoddy raft called the US. Trust me I live hear, its wonderful in many many ways, but its seriously in trouble. The other half would be better served living with you in your native beauty.

If you must you must, but warnings cant be said strongly enough, its nearly beyond repair hear.

Look at www.uscis.gov that should get the ball rolling for you. You can always do what my German ex did just stayed for a solid year to test the waters then go home for a year then return for a year. Not a problem they only keep tabs on us citizens the rest can almost run in and out at will as long as you dont seek major employment that requires taxes and such, under the table work will keep you here during the process. She would have stayed permanantly but we didnt work out so she went back home and personally she and I still talk alot and she is better for it, she saw the rot in full effect.

Well, I take it as it comes
Know from all my heart, that I want to live with her and what comes down or not, is hard to tell, even for those who think they controls it all

Appreciate your caring thoughts
<3

We all know that you are full, fat bastards. OP didn't ask that, OP asked for advise on entry to your country, not how full your fat ass is.

Please tell us what city in the States you are moving to so we can help.

That being the case, have her come move to you. You will both be a lot safer that way.

Bahahahaha

Do you have a profession? You might qualify for an H1b visa.

The easier alternative is to come over on a tourist visa and marry your "other half" and start the citizenship process. A "green card" is the start then three years later you could become a US citizen.

<<< Getting a family-based Green Card is a two-step process. The first step is the "Immigrant Petition" which establishes that a qualifying relationship exists between the U.S. Citizen or Lawful Permanent Resident and the Green Card applicant. The second step is the Green Card application. If the sponsor is a U.S. Citizen and the Green Card applicant is a spouse, parent or minor child who is currently in the U.S., then these two steps can usually be combined into one. Otherwise, applicants must wait for the Immigrant Petition to be approved before they can move on to the Green Card application. >>>

[link to www.immigrationdirect.com]

here

[link to www.uscis.gov]

as soon as you're here go to a gun store

get a handgun 9mm or 40cal
get a 12ga shotgun
get a rifle - 30-06 is good
and several hundred rounds for each

Thanks for the link... And thanks for your caring warnings
It's not like everything here in Europe is just perfect, there are a certain decay in society, and more and more people seem just dumbed down...
My wish would to live outside cities and be able to live from the soil
I will look into that site
:o)

Only advice I can give is to avoid all but the smallest of cities, stay out of the major metro areas, they are cesspits of depravity and corruption.

Just show up here, and don't leave. That's what everyone else does.

But, the Mexicans are even going home... if that tells you about the state of affairs here.

Around Champaign, Illinois

You should start researching guns now because you'll need to be good with a gun to stay alive here.

Just kidding!
It's not that bad.

Am physical Therapist (physiotherapist) by profession, have worked a lot in companies with anti-stress programmes and also meditation courses, done a lot of educating and also worked with healing, don't know if that will get me anywhere

Thanks, my friend

I really do wish I could help you, but I live in Canada, so not much I can do there but pray for you, and I will, I want your dream to come true.

Oxx

Haha, I know. But he/she can always move back if he/she wants.

OP, not sure, but if I remember correctly (a friend also brought someone here to live a long time ago), and I think the visa was good for one year and they got married in that year & visa was converted to a more permanent status. I could call her & ask but it was long enough ago that laws might have changed.

I also remember something about if he had come here for school the original visa was for longer. But he decided not to go back to school. I also remember something about she had to be responsible for him. Trying to remember more details, sorry.

Have your friend you are moving here for call for you.

What state are you moving to?

Hope it works out well for you & welcome!

That is a big difference to here... Hardly anyone own a gun in this country, except hunters who need a special training and permit to own a gun

Oh man, it doesn't get much worse than that. Maybe Ohio.

Get her to go there. Seriously.

America is fucked up.

100% completely and irretrievably fucked up.

I have friends in Denmark (by the Leggoland). They had bought a place NY and came every summer. In 2004 they sold it and said they would never be going back - ever.

I prefer to do things the right way, but thanks anyway, my friend :o)

You will have to have a mug shot and be fingerprinted to enter the USA. Only exception is Canadians and they must yield that data too if going to USA to work.

Hmmm maybe I can talk her into moving to Canada... Would be so great to be neighbors Xoo

just come here and lie your ass off. say you were born in hawaii ,maybe you can become president.

Ok, sounds like a good plan
Truly appreciate it...
She lives in Champaign, Illinois
:o)