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A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled

 
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A German Liquor company G-Spirits has recently released a limited edition line of vodka, rum and whiskey that are poured down the chests of some incredibly hot women before being bottled. And no, this is not just a clever marketing gag, these are real premium products.


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I'm not really a boozer, but if one of those babes wanted me to lick that stuff off her, I might be willing to help her out with that.
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I'm not really a boozer, but if one of those babes wanted me to lick that stuff off her, I might be willing to help her out with that.
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The closest you can come is to buy their booze.
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I'm not really a boozer, but if one of those babes wanted me to lick that stuff off her, I might be willing to help her out with that.
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The closest you can come is to buy their booze.
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The rich are perverts...check out how much you can spend on sex toys... [link to www.cracked.com]
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Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times.
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cruise

Don't destroy the brilliant marketing, woman.

chuckle peace
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Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times.
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Yeah...the six degrees of cum!!! Drink up guys!!
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Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times.
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Yeah...the six degrees of cum!!! Drink up guys!!
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Those babes look like they wash themselves pretty regularly.

Maybe you don't, but they look like they have pretty good standards of personal hygiene.
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I heard the women have go go thru a car wash prior to having booze poured over them....with an inspector lurking in the shadows to confirm the purity of her skin!!!!

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Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Yeah...the six degrees of cum!!! Drink up guys!!
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Those babes look like they wash themselves pretty regularly.

Maybe you don't, but they look like they have pretty good standards of personal hygiene.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24746188



A lot of people look like they're clean, doesn't mean they are.

I'm a little creeped out by drinking stuff that has been poured on the body of someone I don't know. Gimme a break.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times.
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cruise

Don't destroy the brilliant marketing, woman.

chuckle peace
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chuckle

Sorry. Just popped into my head. Drink up!
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Those babes look like they wash themselves pretty regularly.

Maybe you don't, but they look like they have pretty good standards of personal hygiene.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24746188


[link to www.gspirits.com]

From their Q&A:

3. You´re not getting problems with the public health department, do you?

G-Spirits: Of course not. Obviously we conform to their requirements, not to offend against the food- or consumer protection law. We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process, furthermore medical personnel is present to check it.
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Dear lord we as a human race are now at the bottom of the barrel... I mean we need to remove the words Civilized from all dictionaries and usage for we are now sadder than sad...


We are no better than lowly maggots... Maybe the platypus... yes we are lower than the ugly ass spare parts animal the platypus...
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Dear lord we as a human race are now at the bottom of the barrel... I mean we need to remove the words Civilized from all dictionaries and usage for we are now sadder than sad...


We are no better than lowly maggots... Maybe the platypus... yes we are lower than the ugly ass spare parts animal the platypus...
 Quoting: FATMANGOBOOM


Perhaps but this little stunt is pure genius.

Do you know how many idiots will buy the stuff just because they claim to pour the alcohol on the tits of some attractive women..because we all know that makes it taste better.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Yeah...the six degrees of cum!!! Drink up guys!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24788628


Those babes look like they wash themselves pretty regularly.

Maybe you don't, but they look like they have pretty good standards of personal hygiene.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24746188


Still...You know it was there and have no idea of who's...could be your fathers!! for all you know!
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Still...You know it was there and have no idea of who's...could be your fathers!! for all you know!
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If all adults would think like that, people could no longer touch each other, let alone kiss.

Think of all the food I had in my mouth...

dribble
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Still...You know it was there and have no idea of who's...could be your fathers!! for all you know!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24788628


If all adults would think like that, people could no longer touch each other, let alone kiss.

Think of all the food I had in my mouth...

dribble
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There's a difference between shaking the hand of a colleague, hugging a friend or kissing someone you're intimate with.

These are just pretty woman having a beverage we're going to consume dumped all over their bodies.

They look beautiful and I'm sure they are clean but they're strangers, I don't know what they do, where they've been and I wouldn't want to drink that slop.

The only people offended by that are the retards that would actually shell out the cash to drink tit booze, because they're lonely and horny and they think it's got super magical powers because a "hot" woman blessed it with her tits.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Yeah...the six degrees of cum!!! Drink up guys!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24788628


Those babes look like they wash themselves pretty regularly.

Maybe you don't, but they look like they have pretty good standards of personal hygiene.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24746188


Still...You know it was there and have no idea of who's...could be your fathers!! for all you know!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24788628


You've never ever had sex, have you.

You should find yourself a nice girl (or hire one if you have to) and try it sometime.

It's lots of fun.
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They look beautiful and I'm sure they are clean but they're strangers, I don't know what they do, where they've been and I wouldn't want to drink that slop.
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Fair enough. I guess that's the point I was trying to make though.

You can't tell by a person's appearance where they've been or what they've done.

Assuming that they had lots of sex because they're pretty is just that... Assuming.

My personal theory is that the really hot women are actually getting laid less than average-looking ones.

For a number of reasons... charlie
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They look beautiful and I'm sure they are clean but they're strangers, I don't know what they do, where they've been and I wouldn't want to drink that slop.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Fair enough. I guess that's the point I was trying to make though.

You can't tell by a person's appearance where they've been or what they've done.

Assuming that they had lots of sex because they're pretty is just that... Assuming.

My personal theory is that the really hot women are actually getting laid less than average-looking ones.

For a number of reasons... charlie
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It started out as a joke, my op that is, just poking fun but thinking about it, yeah it's weird to me. I'd drink booze off of my mate but anyone outside of that, don't think so. It's just a germ/cleanliness thing for me.

I think the idea of it is ridiculous but it's a money maker so it's a win.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times.
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Still...You know it was there and have no idea of who's...could be your fathers!! for all you know!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24788628


If all adults would think like that, people could no longer touch each other, let alone kiss.

Think of all the food I had in my mouth...

dribble
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24752811


There's a difference between shaking the hand of a colleague, hugging a friend or kissing someone you're intimate with.

These are just pretty woman having a beverage we're going to consume dumped all over their bodies.

They look beautiful and I'm sure they are clean but they're strangers, I don't know what they do, where they've been and I wouldn't want to drink that slop.

The only people offended by that are the retards that would actually shell out the cash to drink tit booze, because they're lonely and horny and they think it's got super magical powers because a "hot" woman blessed it with her tits.
 Quoting: Debauchery

This is true it is just tit booze, now if they were sluicing it over their ass crack things might get interesting.
chuckle
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Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times.
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Some people have really dirty minds.
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Still...You know it was there and have no idea of who's...could be your fathers!! for all you know!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24788628


If all adults would think like that, people could no longer touch each other, let alone kiss.

Think of all the food I had in my mouth...

dribble
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24752811


There's a difference between shaking the hand of a colleague, hugging a friend or kissing someone you're intimate with.

These are just pretty woman having a beverage we're going to consume dumped all over their bodies.

They look beautiful and I'm sure they are clean but they're strangers, I don't know what they do, where they've been and I wouldn't want to drink that slop.

The only people offended by that are the retards that would actually shell out the cash to drink tit booze, because they're lonely and horny and they think it's got super magical powers because a "hot" woman blessed it with her tits.
 Quoting: Debauchery

This is true it is just tit booze, now if they were sluicing it over their ass crack things might get interesting.
chuckle
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To each their own. I'm not drinking it but I'll buy it for you if you really want it. thumbs
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Wonder if women would buy it if it were poured on a sexy mans body? Why be sexist? Maybe someone should start that one too! Of course if its from Germany, they are pretty double standard sexist..one set of rules for the men and another for the women.
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my 98 yr old granny use to work there.

she was fired cuz her sagging tits kept
jamming the machinery

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