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The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?

 
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The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
The zombie apocalypse is upon us.

Guns are useless as there is no ammunition/shells to be found. What weapons do you choose? How do you fortify your property?

Zombie rules are the same as The Walking Dead. Damaging the brain kills them. They move at a moderate pace (no running). They can't climb or open doors.

Well?
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
I have a machete and a morning star
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
Bow and Arrows. Knife as a secondary weapon of course.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
Soiled undies?
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
A can of gasoline and a match.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
Get bitten. Join the winning team.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
[link to www.samurai-swords-for-sale.com]
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
I'm flinging my giant mother in law at 'em. It will take weeks to gnaw through her, plenty of time for me to escape.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
The Cat D9 bulldozer in the rock quarry a short way up the road.

Why go hand to hand when you can just run over the zombie and grind it to paste.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
In such a scenario I'd do it like they did before guns were available. I'd like to have a bow so I could get in a couple of shots at range, then I'd resort to a blunt weapon like a mace.

A sword and Roman style shield would be nice, too. A large shield might could hold one at bay while you kill another.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
The Cat D9 bulldozer in the rock quarry a short way up the road.

Why go hand to hand when you can just run over the zombie and grind it to paste.
 Quoting: DodgyKnees


Because you run out of diesel, and then become a snack.
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pin this zombie shit!
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
The Cat D9 bulldozer in the rock quarry a short way up the road.

Why go hand to hand when you can just run over the zombie and grind it to paste.
 Quoting: DodgyKnees


D-9??? Good grief. Color me impressed. I have worked a Komatsu D-3 to near perfection but a D-9 would take out 100's at a time.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
The Cat D9 bulldozer in the rock quarry a short way up the road.

Why go hand to hand when you can just run over the zombie and grind it to paste.
 Quoting: DodgyKnees


Because you run out of diesel, and then become a snack.
 Quoting: The Governor


Possible, but unlikely. The quarry has a supply of diesel and we do too. I can't say for sure how much they have, but I know we've got enough for quite some time.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
one of these...


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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
I have a machete and a morning star
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Great for spilling blood and turning yourself into a zombie. Stay away from melee, lol.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
That long spear thing they were using at the end of the max Brooks book. Stab them in the brain from a safe 8 feet away. No noise, no ammo, one goes down after the other. Probably suck when your arms got tired but then don't make a habit of standing around.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
Long bow and arrows. Yes I know how to fletch (no this is not the same thing as feltch) Fletching is the art of making arrows. I make most of my arrows already for hunting, been doing that for decades.

For zombies one doesn't even need an arrowhead. A fire hardened stick with decent tail material (be it plastic from milk jugs or feathers) with a 50# bow can do severe damage and break through a skull at about 100 feet (30 yards).

Since we are talking moderate movers I assume they cannot climb a wall/fence. If that is the case all I have to do is close the driveway gate, which is closed 99% of the time anyway.

I already have a 8.5' high property wall/fence combination at the front, with a 10' high fence along the sides. The rear is a 80 degree slope, a near cliff that goes down about 80 feet to the river. The only way to get up that is with rope.

If I need to travel I have the tool shed full of useful tools, spades, shovels, post hole digger, machete, axe, hatchet, pitch forks. I also have extra fencing posts (the type for wire fencing) and other useful 'stuff' I can use.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
embargo?
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
Spear and a shield.

Dunno where to get a shield but a few cold steel boar spears will do in a pinch.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
Katana
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
Long bow and arrows. Yes I know how to fletch (no this is not the same thing as feltch) Fletching is the art of making arrows. I make most of my arrows already for hunting, been doing that for decades.

For zombies one doesn't even need an arrowhead. A fire hardened stick with decent tail material (be it plastic from milk jugs or feathers) with a 50# bow can do severe damage and break through a skull at about 100 feet (30 yards).

Since we are talking moderate movers I assume they cannot climb a wall/fence. If that is the case all I have to do is close the driveway gate, which is closed 99% of the time anyway.

I already have a 8.5' high property wall/fence combination at the front, with a 10' high fence along the sides. The rear is a 80 degree slope, a near cliff that goes down about 80 feet to the river. The only way to get up that is with rope.

If I need to travel I have the tool shed full of useful tools, spades, shovels, post hole digger, machete, axe, hatchet, pitch forks. I also have extra fencing posts (the type for wire fencing) and other useful 'stuff' I can use.
 Quoting: Bowyn Aerrow


An actual fletcher, that's awesome as heck man. Meet me in texas if it goes down, I wish to learn.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
The Cat D9 bulldozer in the rock quarry a short way up the road.

Why go hand to hand when you can just run over the zombie and grind it to paste.
 Quoting: DodgyKnees


Because you run out of diesel, and then become a snack.
 Quoting: The Governor


Possible, but unlikely. The quarry has a supply of diesel and we do too. I can't say for sure how much they have, but I know we've got enough for quite some time.
 Quoting: DodgyKnees


You are going to die with that brilliant plan there
Just because you're breathing doesn't mean that you're alive, just because you're human doesn't mean you have to die.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
Sock full of nickels?
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
got my sword, throwing knives, bows and arrows
what else would i need?
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
Bow for range, sword for upclose and knife as a backup.

Yes, I have all 3
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
oh pleace ,bows and arrows,without a doult there plenty out there ,simple,and there are lots of videos on how to make arrows if you run out,but remember these stories,about zombies,come from another one ,about a mist that will come out of the ground,and will drive people insane,what are insane people able to do is any ones guess,but i doult it would be like anything we can imagine,so how can we prepare,,,,zombies ,please ,soulless people walking around,we have them not,and they never seem to die, do they?
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Dirt clods
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
got my sword, throwing knives, bows and arrows
what else would i need?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24792843


You will always be fighting against mother nature so you have to be equipped for the weather.


Get rid of your cotton socks.

If you wear any cotton at all it will kill you.

You need Wool Socks, Wool Baselayer, Insulation layers of wool, fleece or down and a Hardshell.
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
A room-clearing fart
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Re: The ammo is gone. What are your weapons for zombie apocalypse?
Long bow and arrows. Yes I know how to fletch (no this is not the same thing as feltch) Fletching is the art of making arrows. I make most of my arrows already for hunting, been doing that for decades.

For zombies one doesn't even need an arrowhead. A fire hardened stick with decent tail material (be it plastic from milk jugs or feathers) with a 50# bow can do severe damage and break through a skull at about 100 feet (30 yards).

Since we are talking moderate movers I assume they cannot climb a wall/fence. If that is the case all I have to do is close the driveway gate, which is closed 99% of the time anyway.

I already have a 8.5' high property wall/fence combination at the front, with a 10' high fence along the sides. The rear is a 80 degree slope, a near cliff that goes down about 80 feet to the river. The only way to get up that is with rope.

If I need to travel I have the tool shed full of useful tools, spades, shovels, post hole digger, machete, axe, hatchet, pitch forks. I also have extra fencing posts (the type for wire fencing) and other useful 'stuff' I can use.
 Quoting: Bowyn Aerrow


hey bowyn how fast are you with the bow multiple shots from a quiver?

bet im faster HEHE





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