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HARVEST MOON UFO

 
yahwehs princess
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10/01/2012 11:39 PM
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HARVEST MOON UFO
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Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2012 11:49 PM
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Re: HARVEST MOON UFO
First came the UFOs, then came the chemtrails, and now aliens are talking to us through our tires!



What you're about to hear is an alien voice emanating from the tires on my car. Zeta Reticulans shape shifted into highway construction workers and cut grooves into the pavement. They aliens knew that our car tires would make strange sounds as they rolled over the grooves they carved into the pavement. Zeta Reticulan lizards lack vocal cords, so in order to communicate audibly, they cut the grooves into the pavement to make our tires produce their voices by proxy. Wake up!

Get away, shills!
yahwehs princess (OP)
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10/01/2012 11:56 PM
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Re: HARVEST MOON UFO
First came the UFOs, then came the chemtrails, and now aliens are talking to us through our tires!



What you're about to hear is an alien voice emanating from the tires on my car. Zeta Reticulans shape shifted into highway construction workers and cut grooves into the pavement. They aliens knew that our car tires would make strange sounds as they rolled over the grooves they carved into the pavement. Zeta Reticulan lizards lack vocal cords, so in order to communicate audibly, they cut the grooves into the pavement to make our tires produce their voices by proxy. Wake up!

Get away, shills!
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THE OTHER DAY I HAD THE NEWS ON AND I WAS TALKING TO ONE OF MY KIDS AND THEN THE SOUND WENT OUT AND I HEARD AN ALIEN SOUNDING VOICE SAY SOMETHING LIKE "CHANNEL ONE" I STARTED TO LAUGH AND TELL MY DAUGHTER THIS IS THE STUFF THATS EVERYONE ON GLP FREAKS OUT ABOUT AND THEN ABOUT 5 HOURS LATER SOMEONE MADE A POST WITH WHAT I HEARD! I WAS LIKEwtf

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