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My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/04/2012 12:11 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
So, she just text me a bit ago. She's confirming our 'dog walk' tomorrow.

If its a set up ill know rather quickly. I'll know it's legit when I've got my shaft firmly embedded in coworker girl's womanly goodness.

Sorry all those holier than thou folk. I know you are surely disgusted by my actions. Quite frankly I'd admit my behavior is terrible. I do realize I'm letting my earthly temptations control my actions. But damn.... The thought of some strange after 12 yrs gets me pumped and coworker has a pair of tits to die for.

If this causes my relationship with my GF to collapse then so be it. At this point I'm just looking forward to hittin it with coworker girl. I'm fantasizing that she's a rock star cocksucker and I'd lay a dollar on dime that I'm right.

Tomorrow I will know for sure what's up. Setup or legit. I'm going all in (pun intended).
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/04/2012 12:11 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
So, she just text me a bit ago. She's confirming our 'dog walk' tomorrow.

If its a set up ill know rather quickly. I'll know it's legit when I've got my shaft firmly embedded in coworker girl's womanly goodness.

Sorry all those holier than thou folk. I know you are surely disgusted by my actions. Quite frankly I'd admit my behavior is terrible. I do realize I'm letting my earthly temptations control my actions. But damn.... The thought of some strange after 12 yrs gets me pumped and coworker has a pair of tits to die for.

If this causes my relationship with my GF to collapse then so be it. At this point I'm just looking forward to hittin it with coworker girl. I'm fantasizing that she's a rock star cocksucker and I'd lay a dollar on dime that I'm right.

Tomorrow I will know for sure what's up. Setup or legit. I'm going all in (pun intended).
Rippinkittens
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10/04/2012 12:20 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Shame on you, I hope she has a blue waffle
And I hope one of those dogs bites your dick off.

Don't forget to send me your gf. I will make her cum more than you in 12 yrs.

Your welcome
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/04/2012 12:22 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Hmmm why the fuck did my post log three times? Wtf? God damned illuminati has it out for me. Lol
Rippinkittens
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10/04/2012 12:25 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
No. It's for you to see how pathetic you sound and are.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/04/2012 12:29 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Perhaps. Lets see how pathetic things are tomorrow nigh why my GF is working her ass off while I'm pumping semen into another woman that she works with.
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10/04/2012 12:31 AM
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Lame. Why ain't you working ?
This slut works with your wife. Have some respect for fuck sakes
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/04/2012 12:39 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
I do work. I own my own business in technology industry making 4x what my GF brings home but that isn't really relevant with this topic. You religious fuckers are so predictable.

Surely you believe I'm willing to trade a quarter ounce of cum for an eternity in hell.

That may be. But if so. Well... What can I say? I'm already judged and doomed so fuck it. I'll just fuck that whore and spray my DNA on her chest.
Gingy

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10/04/2012 12:45 AM

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Do whatever you feel like, live your life with no regrets, you might end up losing your current GF and may be it wasn't meant for you to be together, universe might have another plans for you...good luck!!!
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 12:48 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
I failed to mention I'm a boob guy and this girls tits are fucking nice. If nothing else I'd be happy just to get a grab and make out with her.

I'm 39 in a month. Am I too old to be doing shit like this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24790392


You are to old to be acting like a selfish twat. If you don't want to be with a girl tell her so and move on. Hae the balls to be honest - she obviously means nothing to you as you havent married her in twelve years...is she stupid? To hang around with your juvenile ass all this time she must be.
SweetDreamCatcher
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10/04/2012 01:37 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
1. This could be all made-up.

2. Girls will often have one-night stands with a guy who gives them attention, ESPECIALLY as the value of females seems to becoming less and less as they are treated with this idiot's mind-set. Simply T&A.

3. Maybe this guys' junk doesn't work the way it used to; is not longer satisfactory. Perhaps he is no longer physically or emotionally attractive to his wife; which, leads to --

4. All the more reason she has to dump him. Maybe she'll find a real man that doesn't make her 'tired'

In closing, if he is 'successful,' I wonder where he'll go when she wises up.

If she is as reserved as stated, she probably won't like the idea of her lover double-dipping.

To the OP: if you're not a psycopath, after the sex is over, it will probably occur to you how big a part of your life your girlfriend is in your everyday life. Hope it was worth it for a fling.
SweetDreamCatcher
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10/04/2012 01:40 AM
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Ooops. I said wife! Silly me.

drama
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10/04/2012 01:47 AM
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"All the more reason she has to dump him. Maybe she'll find a real man that doesn't make her 'tired'"
typical feminazi fat white cow
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10/04/2012 02:48 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Since the world ends in less than three months anyway, you might as well indulge yourself.
SweetDreamCatcher
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10/04/2012 01:21 PM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
"All the more reason she has to dump him. Maybe she'll find a real man that doesn't make her 'tired'"
typical feminazi fat white cow
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931117


I love when people insult a person's physical attributes over the internet.

Those who actually know me, know that I love men...when they respect me as well as themselves.

In any event, how is it sexist, in any way, to suggest that she has grown sexually tired of him? It's a completely valid point.

But, keep up the baseless, unfounded prattle. Always good for a giggle.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 11:04 PM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
So, I've been with my GF going on 12 yrs. we have not got married but have decid to just keep it as it is. We have lived together for 7 yrs.

Lately we've not been having sex like we used to. I try to get things sparked but she's always too tired or some other excuse. We do still bang buts its much farther and few between.

My dilemma is one of her coworkers has caught my eye. I've wanted to fling with this chick for better part of a year now. I'm fairly certain this girl is attracted to me and in another world where I was not with my GF I'm positive I'd be able to date this girl and share some sexual experiences with her. It's girl is not the type I'd want to marry or anything but just seems like a great girl to have mutual fun lovin sex with. This girl is no quite good friends with my GF but they get along at work and do chat on rare occasions outside work.

I think this coworker girl would get with me now except for my GF. But then again she might anyway. My trouble is twofold.

1) I'm Ina relationship with the same girl for a long time now. It's terrible for me to even be thinking of this. I feel slightly dirty because of it but the male animal in me brings me to my next issue...

2) how can I be certain if I made some flirts and suggestions with the coworker that the coworker would not tell my GF? In other words how do I best try to initiate this if I decided to forego issue #1?

Now, I know many of you will give me the prerequisite 'you are a terrible boyfriend' response. I'm ready for those but what I'm looking for in all honesty is how to flirt with this fine piece of ass coworker to see if the possibility exists but do it in a way that can't come back at me if she's not interested. What I don't want is for this girl to tell my GF that I'm making unacceptable advances at her.

This is a challenge but I think I'm up for it.

So..... Advice?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24790392


You are no man.
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 12:47 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
You're a frikkin' slave to your appetites and an embarrassment to the evolution of humanity. I apologize for my forward nature, but, its simply sad to see people so enslaved by the skin they inhabit.

I'd hate to be that much of a tool. To not have any control over my sexual drives or to realize that my dick has a larger brain than I do. Pathetic...even worse, you post this drivel to a international forum.
 Quoting: Serenity777


We ARE our bodies and must cater to our needs, or there's no reason to be alive. The guy should be getting more from his GF, and if she can't fuck regularly, why are they together?

The only unknown is if he can create a proper relationship with the new chick and stabilize it before the GF finds out, and how to deal with the fight if that happens.

Life is short - fuck early and often.
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 12:48 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Since the world ends in less than three months anyway, you might as well indulge yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


THIS, THIS and THIS!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 12:55 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
i'm glad that no unclean thing shall enter the new vagina.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24840534


There, fixed it for you!
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 01:47 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Let me guess...

You are a Moran, and you have forgotten how to Jack-Off?

You are such a good piece of ass to your girlfriend, she is bored to death with the same old slop day after day?

Sorta sounds like real life.

After your done making an Ass out of yourself, and you have lost everything you currently have, let us all hear about it here on GLP.

I love these Moran stories.
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 02:01 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Dude, do the dogs instead.

They can\'t Rat you off, or Black-Mail you, and they won\'t be filing child support claims on you, or pulling DNA stories about Rape to the cops on you.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/05/2012 02:40 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Well..... I'll keep this short. Just had a great 3 hours with coworker girl. 1.5 of those hours were the best I've had in years.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/05/2012 02:40 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Well..... I'll keep this short. Just had a great 3 hours with coworker girl. 1.5 of those hours were the best I've had in years.
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 02:47 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Details please
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 03:14 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Well..... I'll keep this short. Just had a great 3 hours with coworker girl. 1.5 of those hours were the best I've had in years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24790392


clappa
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10/05/2012 03:18 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Well..... I'll keep this short. Just had a great 3 hours with coworker girl. 1.5 of those hours were the best I've had in years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24790392


Is this the rough draft of your novel? ;)
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 03:51 AM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
Good job, OP! Details, please!
stella stevens

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10/05/2012 04:06 PM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
yes details.
we are all waiting with bated breath
I think that's how the saying goes

in other words
Give it up
Kalles Kaviar

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10/05/2012 04:31 PM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
When it ends with your GF, it will also end with the other chick you're banging. She looses interest since you're "availible" again.

Last Edited by Kalles Kaviar on 10/05/2012 04:32 PM
Newton's third law of emotion

For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
stella stevens

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10/06/2012 08:51 PM
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Re: My girlfriends coworker- I'd love to shag her
where did he op go?
wonder if the gf found out

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