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I am From the Future. Please Read This.

 
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Hi.

I do not expect anybody to believe me, but I still need to get this off my chest.

I am very tired right now, so I won't go into details. Just allow me to state the following basic facts:

I am from the exact date March 29, 2089.

I've been here for months.

Nothing can help me.

I am a weary soul dealt a crushing blow by fate. I am alone and have nobody to confide in. My only consolation is knowing that my words that I write here today will exist in cyberspace forever.

I understand what this forum is. I've browsed it, hoping to find someone out there like me. (I know of at least a handful of other who were stranded more or less in the same time as myself. We are all within a decade or so of each other.)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

If, somehow, by chance, by the mercy of God Almighty, one of my colleagues IS reading these words, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me.

If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post.

I am a lost voyager at sea. I have no hope.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are one of my colleagues, then contact me somehow. And if you think I am crazy, then that's fine. But if you know of ANYBODY who has mentioned on this site or elsewhere (or even better yet, in person) being from the exact date of March 29, 2089, no matter how silly or impossible or crazy this whole thing seems, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know/let them know.

If answering your questions about your future helps my cause any, than by all means ask away. But I am so desperate and afraid.
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10/02/2012 02:24 AM
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What's 2089 like?
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10/02/2012 02:25 AM
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So sorry OP, did your flux capacitor stop working?
?Really?

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10/02/2012 02:26 AM
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Why are you afraid?
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10/02/2012 02:27 AM
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Will Newcastle United win anything between now and March 2089..?
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10/02/2012 02:28 AM
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You know who else is from the future?...
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10/02/2012 02:29 AM
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Why are you afraid?
 Quoting: ?Really?


double that?
How did you get here?
What is your name?
what are you doing here to get stuck?

Please explain....
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Will Newcastle United win anything between now and March 2089..?
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OOOOO! For that matter, the Georgia Mega Million next week????
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10/02/2012 02:30 AM
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Hi.

I do not expect anybody to believe me, but I still need to get this off my chest.

I am very tired right now, so I won't go into details. Just allow me to state the following basic facts:

I am from the exact date March 29, 2089.

I've been here for months.

Nothing can help me.

I am a weary soul dealt a crushing blow by fate. I am alone and have nobody to confide in. My only consolation is knowing that my words that I write here today will exist in cyberspace forever.

I understand what this forum is. I've browsed it, hoping to find someone out there like me. (I know of at least a handful of other who were stranded more or less in the same time as myself. We are all within a decade or so of each other.)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

If, somehow, by chance, by the mercy of God Almighty, one of my colleagues IS reading these words, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me.

If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post.

I am a lost voyager at sea. I have no hope.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are one of my colleagues, then contact me somehow. And if you think I am crazy, then that's fine. But if you know of ANYBODY who has mentioned on this site or elsewhere (or even better yet, in person) being from the exact date of March 29, 2089, no matter how silly or impossible or crazy this whole thing seems, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know/let them know.

If answering your questions about your future helps my cause any, than by all means ask away. But I am so desperate and afraid.
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see highlighted portion above.

LOL. I am one of your colleagues, I am now contacting you.
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10/02/2012 02:31 AM
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ok, lets role-play a bit

Obama or Romney?
next 6/49 lottery numbers (or powerball for fellow yanks)
World War III dates
Next groundbreaking technological advancement
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10/02/2012 02:32 AM
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That's funny!

I am contacting you to, you owe me for your mistake-now look at us. You must be the runt or the not so bright lightbulb of the bunch and now look at you....all stuck like chuck and stuff.
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WOW !!!!!

A guy from the future who is begging for help and yet... He doesn't answer any questions.

HHmmmmmmm.

Yep, It's time for the BS flag.

bsflag
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10/02/2012 02:32 AM
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Hi.

I do not expect anybody to believe me, but I still need to get this off my chest.

I am very tired right now, so I won't go into details. Just allow me to state the following basic facts:

I am from the exact date March 29, 2089.

I've been here for months.

Nothing can help me.

I am a weary soul dealt a crushing blow by fate. I am alone and have nobody to confide in. My only consolation is knowing that my words that I write here today will exist in cyberspace forever.

I understand what this forum is. I've browsed it, hoping to find someone out there like me. (I know of at least a handful of other who were stranded more or less in the same time as myself. We are all within a decade or so of each other.)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

If, somehow, by chance, by the mercy of God Almighty, one of my colleagues IS reading these words, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me.

If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post.

I am a lost voyager at sea. I have no hope.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are one of my colleagues, then contact me somehow. And if you think I am crazy, then that's fine. But if you know of ANYBODY who has mentioned on this site or elsewhere (or even better yet, in person) being from the exact date of March 29, 2089, no matter how silly or impossible or crazy this whole thing seems, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know/let them know.

If answering your questions about your future helps my cause any, than by all means ask away. But I am so desperate and afraid.
 Quoting: kamalayka


see highlighted portion above.

LOL. I am one of your colleagues, I am now contacting you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19932676


How in hell do you morans get stuck here anyway??? I'm loosing hope for the future.
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10/02/2012 02:36 AM
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You are violating TC directive 1. Cease current communications attempt at once. 72
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10/02/2012 02:38 AM
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I see some people want to know what 2089 was like.

It's a bit hard. How would you describe Youtube to Abe Lincoln? One revelation spawns a dozen more questions: "What's the internet? What's a website? What's a viral video? What's a video?

Be as specific as you can in your questions, and I'll be as general as I can.

As for the 2012 presidential race: There was a President Romney, but it wasn't 2012. Obama won his second term, but then Romney won after that. (I can't recall who he ran against anymore than you'd be able to recall who Chester A. Arthur ran against.)
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Where did you live?
"You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth.”
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10/02/2012 02:40 AM
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Funny how almost a hundred years into the future..

and not a SINGLE change in dialect..sentence structure..

or even an unfamiliar (future) word is used in a half page of text.

Language evolves.. and new words come about.

surely something wouldve popped up in your language if
this were true.
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10/02/2012 02:41 AM
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I am living with people in Pennsylvania.
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10/02/2012 02:42 AM
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Be as specific as you can in your questions, and I'll be as general as I can.

I did! Come on! Will Newcastle United EVER win anything!!!

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I am living with people in Pennsylvania.
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Who are these "people" and why are you with them?

Do they know who you are?

Why are you here, and in what year was time travel invented?
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So what about the Mega Million... in Georgia.... next week??
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I see some people want to know what 2089 was like.

It's a bit hard. How would you describe Youtube to Abe Lincoln? One revelation spawns a dozen more questions: "What's the internet? What's a website? What's a viral video? What's a video?

Be as specific as you can in your questions, and I'll be as general as I can.

As for the 2012 presidential race: There was a President Romney, but it wasn't 2012. Obama won his second term, but then Romney won after that. (I can't recall who he ran against anymore than you'd be able to recall who Chester A. Arthur ran against.)
 Quoting: kamalayka



Its easy to describe to us, to describe to abe lincoln, it woul dhave been harder, but we have had computers, tv's, electronics for a while, so go ahead and tell us.
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I see some people want to know what 2089 was like.

It's a bit hard. How would you describe Youtube to Abe Lincoln? One revelation spawns a dozen more questions: "What's the internet? What's a website? What's a viral video? What's a video?

Be as specific as you can in your questions, and I'll be as general as I can.


 Quoting: kamalayka


MEGA MILLION. STATE OF GEORGIA. NEXT.WEEK.
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As for the language question:

1. I was recruited for this nearly three years in advance. My training consisted, among other things, in 45 minutes of daily reading of archived internet conversation from your time and constant conversation with peers and teachers in our facility using ONLY the language of this time.

We learned how people folded paper money. (There is NO paper in 2089. It's one of those things you hear about but never see. The first time I ever touched it I got goosebumps from like - sort of like somebody scratching a fork on a plate.)

In short, I went through EXTENSIVE culture training. I also have been here for several months now.
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I am from the past future present.


I can tell you this shit head op escaped from a secure mental asylum built in 2022.
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I am living with people in Pennsylvania.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Who are these "people" and why are you with them?

Do they know who you are?

Why are you here, and in what year was time travel invented?
 Quoting: Sperminator X 4912635


We demand answers!!
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As for the language question:

1. I was recruited for this nearly three years in advance. My training consisted, among other things, in 45 minutes of daily reading of archived internet conversation from your time and constant conversation with peers and teachers in our facility using ONLY the language of this time.

We learned how people folded paper money. (There is NO paper in 2089. It's one of those things you hear about but never see. The first time I ever touched it I got goosebumps from like - sort of like somebody scratching a fork on a plate.)

In short, I went through EXTENSIVE culture training. I also have been here for several months now.
 Quoting: kamalayka



Then why would you have come here?
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As for the language question:

1. I was recruited for this nearly three years in advance. My training consisted, among other things, in 45 minutes of daily reading of archived internet conversation from your time and constant conversation with peers and teachers in our facility using ONLY the language of this time.

We learned how people folded paper money. (There is NO paper in 2089. It's one of those things you hear about but never see. The first time I ever touched it I got goosebumps from like - sort of like somebody scratching a fork on a plate.)

In short, I went through EXTENSIVE culture training. I also have been here for several months now.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Have you ever... held a pencil?ohno
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I see some people want to know what 2089 was like.

It's a bit hard. How would you describe Youtube to Abe Lincoln? One revelation spawns a dozen more questions: "What's the internet? What's a website? What's a viral video? What's a video?

Be as specific as you can in your questions, and I'll be as general as I can.

As for the 2012 presidential race: There was a President Romney, but it wasn't 2012. Obama won his second term, but then Romney won after that. (I can't recall who he ran against anymore than you'd be able to recall who Chester A. Arthur ran against.)
 Quoting: kamalayka


You would tell him that youtube is like watching the world in a little window are you really that stupid. a viral video is like a viral newspaper. a website its like a one page newspaper dude youre not trying hard enough
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Our "computers" are not as you would recognize them. Yes, they are computers in that they handle and transer data. But they are so different than what you people have.

For one thing, they are largely organic. It's not my area of knowledge at all, but I can tell you that using a "computer" in my time is sort of like using an extention of yourself. I don't mean to sound evasive, but it's the best I can describe it. It's like "putting on" an arm or a foot to perform a task, and then taking it off when you are done!
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Where did you live in your time? Why did you come? Have you seen your grandparents?
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