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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24796015 10/02/2012 02:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why were you educated and trained what was your mission, what did you read facebook posts. Why haven't the suits picked you up? even if you are telling the truth you can't say because you effect places and event in time...so I call you an imginative bored fraud until you start speaking truths real fast, give up some juicy info or I call BS. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 23367695 10/02/2012 02:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi. Quoting: kamalayka I do not expect anybody to believe me, but I still need to get this off my chest. I am very tired right now, so I won't go into details. Just allow me to state the following basic facts: I am from the exact date March 29, 2089. I've been here for months. Nothing can help me. I am a weary soul dealt a crushing blow by fate. I am alone and have nobody to confide in. My only consolation is knowing that my words that I write here today will exist in cyberspace forever. I understand what this forum is. I've browsed it, hoping to find someone out there like me. (I know of at least a handful of other who were stranded more or less in the same time as myself. We are all within a decade or so of each other.) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE If, somehow, by chance, by the mercy of God Almighty, one of my colleagues IS reading these words, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me. If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post. I am a lost voyager at sea. I have no hope. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are one of my colleagues, then contact me somehow. And if you think I am crazy, then that's fine. But if you know of ANYBODY who has mentioned on this site or elsewhere (or even better yet, in person) being from the exact date of March 29, 2089, no matter how silly or impossible or crazy this whole thing seems, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know/let them know. If answering your questions about your future helps my cause any, than by all means ask away. But I am so desperate and afraid. is PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE some kind of code word? |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24797199 10/02/2012 02:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | These "people" that I live with are just friends. They were looking for a roomate in the newspaper and I in my lonliness decided to contact them. I have an artificial identification and background story created by my people in 2089. I use this to work and live among people in society. |
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| Apopheros Z.W.O. User ID: 19465701 10/02/2012 02:59 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | wanna try some salvia divinorum? It's legit Make your own strange attractor art! [link to www.thecleverest.com] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24500222 10/02/2012 03:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post. Quoting: kamalayka Maaaan, I was almost able to help you. I did meet this guy who was kinda freaking out the other day on the bus. He was really paranoid and complaining about "electric spiders". But he mentioned July 22, 2086. Sorry, bro. |
| Sperminator X User ID: 4912635 10/02/2012 03:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Who are these "people" and why are you with them? Do they know who you are? Why are you here, and in what year was time travel invented? We demand answers!! ...am i being ignored here..? Another question - Am i still here in 2089? Due to no answers being forthcoming after a number of attempts of asking, it's time for the flag... ![]() |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 23655965 10/02/2012 03:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As for the language question: Quoting: kamalayka 1. I was recruited for this nearly three years in advance. My training consisted, among other things, in 45 minutes of daily reading of archived internet conversation from your time and constant conversation with peers and teachers in our facility using ONLY the language of this time. We learned how people folded paper money. (There is NO paper in 2089. It's one of those things you hear about but never see. The first time I ever touched it I got goosebumps from like - sort of like somebody scratching a fork on a plate.) In short, I went through EXTENSIVE culture training. I also have been here for several months now. ![]() |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24797199 10/02/2012 03:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE is a sign of desperation in my time. We would say "3PLEASE" (or "4PLEASE" sarcastically) when we needed something badly. Don't ask why. I have to idea- it's just one of those things! I wrote PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE as a way of conveying the sentiment. |
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| Medic User ID: 1366222 10/02/2012 03:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE is a sign of desperation in my time. Quoting: kamalayka We would say "3PLEASE" (or "4PLEASE" sarcastically) when we needed something badly. Don't ask why. I have to idea- it's just one of those things! I wrote PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE as a way of conveying the sentiment. Tell us about cars, homes, weather, women anything. if you dont, then we cant believe you. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 23651021 10/02/2012 03:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi. Quoting: kamalayka I do not expect anybody to believe me, but I still need to get this off my chest. I am very tired right now, so I won't go into details. Just allow me to state the following basic facts: I am from the exact date March 29, 2089. I've been here for months. Nothing can help me. I am a weary soul dealt a crushing blow by fate. I am alone and have nobody to confide in. My only consolation is knowing that my words that I write here today will exist in cyberspace forever. I understand what this forum is. I've browsed it, hoping to find someone out there like me. (I know of at least a handful of other who were stranded more or less in the same time as myself. We are all within a decade or so of each other.) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE If, somehow, by chance, by the mercy of God Almighty, one of my colleagues IS reading these words, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me. If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post. I am a lost voyager at sea. I have no hope. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are one of my colleagues, then contact me somehow. And if you think I am crazy, then that's fine. But if you know of ANYBODY who has mentioned on this site or elsewhere (or even better yet, in person) being from the exact date of March 29, 2089, no matter how silly or impossible or crazy this whole thing seems, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know/let them know. If answering your questions about your future helps my cause any, than by all means ask away. But I am so desperate and afraid. So you're from 2089 and your contingency plan is posting on GLP? Lol, okay. |
| Sperminator X User ID: 4912635 10/02/2012 03:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, a few questions: 1. Have there been any "World Wars" between 2012 & 2089? 2. What would you say was the most significant event in history between 2012 & 2089? 3. Why are you (and other time travellers) here? 4. What would you say was the most significant advancement in technology between 2012 & 2089? 5. Who invents time travel and in which year? You should be able to easily answer all of those... |
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