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I am From the Future. Please Read This.

 
Sperminator X
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I am living with people in Pennsylvania.
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Who are these "people" and why are you with them?

Do they know who you are?

Why are you here, and in what year was time travel invented?
 Quoting: Sperminator X 4912635


We demand answers!!
 Quoting: Sperminator X 4912635


...am i being ignored here..?

Another question - Am i still here in 2089?
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10/02/2012 02:54 AM
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You male or female?
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I don't have the entire 21 century memorized. But I can try to answer questions to the best of my knowledge, especially from around the 2070s and up. (I'm 23 by the way.)
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10/02/2012 02:55 AM
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why were you educated and trained what was your mission, what did you read facebook posts. Why haven't the suits picked you up? even if you are telling the truth you can't say because you effect places and event in time...so I call you an imginative bored fraud until you start speaking truths real fast, give up some juicy info or I call BS.
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10/02/2012 02:56 AM

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How old are you?

What kind of help do you need?

Why did you come?

What went wrong?
"You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth.”
Michael Levy
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10/02/2012 02:57 AM
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Hi.

I do not expect anybody to believe me, but I still need to get this off my chest.

I am very tired right now, so I won't go into details. Just allow me to state the following basic facts:

I am from the exact date March 29, 2089.

I've been here for months.

Nothing can help me.

I am a weary soul dealt a crushing blow by fate. I am alone and have nobody to confide in. My only consolation is knowing that my words that I write here today will exist in cyberspace forever.

I understand what this forum is. I've browsed it, hoping to find someone out there like me. (I know of at least a handful of other who were stranded more or less in the same time as myself. We are all within a decade or so of each other.)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

If, somehow, by chance, by the mercy of God Almighty, one of my colleagues IS reading these words, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me.

If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post.

I am a lost voyager at sea. I have no hope.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are one of my colleagues, then contact me somehow. And if you think I am crazy, then that's fine. But if you know of ANYBODY who has mentioned on this site or elsewhere (or even better yet, in person) being from the exact date of March 29, 2089, no matter how silly or impossible or crazy this whole thing seems, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know/let them know.

If answering your questions about your future helps my cause any, than by all means ask away. But I am so desperate and afraid.
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is PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE some kind of code word?
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10/02/2012 02:58 AM
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These "people" that I live with are just friends. They were looking for a roomate in the newspaper and I in my lonliness decided to contact them.

I have an artificial identification and background story created by my people in 2089. I use this to work and live among people in society.
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mega... million... georgia (state of).... next week.tire
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10/02/2012 02:59 AM

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How did you get stuck here?
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wanna try some salvia divinorum? It's legit stoner
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If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post.


 Quoting: kamalayka


Maaaan, I was almost able to help you. I did meet this guy who was kinda freaking out the other day on the bus. He was really paranoid and complaining about "electric spiders". But he mentioned July 22, 2086. Sorry, bro.
Sperminator X
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I am living with people in Pennsylvania.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Who are these "people" and why are you with them?

Do they know who you are?

Why are you here, and in what year was time travel invented?
 Quoting: Sperminator X 4912635


We demand answers!!
 Quoting: Sperminator X 4912635


...am i being ignored here..?

Another question - Am i still here in 2089?
 Quoting: Sperminator X 4912635


Due to no answers being forthcoming after a number of attempts of asking, it's time for the flag...

bsflag
stillhere

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What is the world population?


What do you eat?
"You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth.”
Michael Levy
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10/02/2012 03:01 AM
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As for the language question:

1. I was recruited for this nearly three years in advance. My training consisted, among other things, in 45 minutes of daily reading of archived internet conversation from your time and constant conversation with peers and teachers in our facility using ONLY the language of this time.

We learned how people folded paper money. (There is NO paper in 2089. It's one of those things you hear about but never see. The first time I ever touched it I got goosebumps from like - sort of like somebody scratching a fork on a plate.)

In short, I went through EXTENSIVE culture training. I also have been here for several months now.
 Quoting: kamalayka


laugh
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What is the world population?


What do you eat?
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THIS stir
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE is a sign of desperation in my time.

We would say "3PLEASE" (or "4PLEASE" sarcastically) when we needed something badly.

Don't ask why. I have to idea- it's just one of those things!

I wrote PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE as a way of conveying the sentiment.
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10/02/2012 03:03 AM
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Um, well about an obvious question: WW3?
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hey OP. I'm from March 30, 2089. Your uncle sent me back to tell you that you left your tomato plants on the porch, but he brought them in for you. good luck and try some sushi before you return...
stillhere

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10/02/2012 03:04 AM

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What work do you do?

The longer you talk here the more people will see this.
"You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth.”
Michael Levy
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE is a sign of desperation in my time.

We would say "3PLEASE" (or "4PLEASE" sarcastically) when we needed something badly.

Don't ask why. I have to idea- it's just one of those things!

I wrote PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE as a way of conveying the sentiment.
 Quoting: kamalayka



Tell us about cars, homes, weather, women anything. if you dont, then we cant believe you.
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Hi.

I do not expect anybody to believe me, but I still need to get this off my chest.

I am very tired right now, so I won't go into details. Just allow me to state the following basic facts:

I am from the exact date March 29, 2089.

I've been here for months.

Nothing can help me.

I am a weary soul dealt a crushing blow by fate. I am alone and have nobody to confide in. My only consolation is knowing that my words that I write here today will exist in cyberspace forever.

I understand what this forum is. I've browsed it, hoping to find someone out there like me. (I know of at least a handful of other who were stranded more or less in the same time as myself. We are all within a decade or so of each other.)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

If, somehow, by chance, by the mercy of God Almighty, one of my colleagues IS reading these words, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me.

If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post.

I am a lost voyager at sea. I have no hope.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are one of my colleagues, then contact me somehow. And if you think I am crazy, then that's fine. But if you know of ANYBODY who has mentioned on this site or elsewhere (or even better yet, in person) being from the exact date of March 29, 2089, no matter how silly or impossible or crazy this whole thing seems, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know/let them know.

If answering your questions about your future helps my cause any, than by all means ask away. But I am so desperate and afraid.
 Quoting: kamalayka


So you're from 2089 and your contingency plan is posting on GLP?
Lol, okay.
jerkit
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10/02/2012 03:06 AM
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Ok, a few questions:

1. Have there been any "World Wars" between 2012 & 2089?

2. What would you say was the most significant event in history between 2012 & 2089?

3. Why are you (and other time travellers) here?

4. What would you say was the most significant advancement in technology between 2012 & 2089?

5. Who invents time travel and in which year?


You should be able to easily answer all of those...
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10/02/2012 03:08 AM
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Is there still pizza in 2089?
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10/02/2012 03:09 AM
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What about my tomato plants, huh?
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hey OP. I'm from March 30, 2089. Your uncle sent me back to tell you that you left your tomato plants on the porch, but he brought them in for you. good luck and try some sushi before you return...
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LMAO !!!!

Wish I had thought of that.
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10/02/2012 03:10 AM

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Tell us about John Titor
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MEGA...MILLION...STATE OF GEORGIA... US..AND A. dead3
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What is the human population number on earth in your time? Do people still eat meat?
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10/02/2012 03:11 AM
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Who is the nobody?
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Is John Moore right?