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I am From the Future. Please Read This.

 
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hey OP. I'm from March 30, 2089. Your uncle sent me back to tell you that you left your tomato plants on the porch, but he brought them in for you. good luck and try some sushi before you return...
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LMAO !!!!

Wish I had thought of that.
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You did think of it. It's in our history files of your time period. I borrowed it from you and you never knew it. It's a time paradox...
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My buddies from 2092 said you are role-playing.

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Is Nibiru coming?
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These "people" that I live with are just friends. They were looking for a roomate in the newspaper and I in my lonliness decided to contact them.

I have an artificial identification and background story created by my people in 2089. I use this to work and live among people in society.
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Why did your people create a background story for you?

Why were you sent to 2012?
Love & Light

We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.

Spiral out. Keep going...
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OP, did your mommy and daddy make you go to beddy bye time now?
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[link to www.youtube.com]

Do you know this person holding a cell phone in the 1920s?
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OP, did your mommy and daddy make you go to beddy bye time now?
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DAMMIT! I needed that info on the Georgia lottery...
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Ok, a few questions:

1. Have there been any "World Wars" between 2012 & 2089?

2. What would you say was the most significant event in history between 2012 & 2089?

3. Why are you (and other time travellers) here?

4. What would you say was the most significant advancement in technology between 2012 & 2089?

5. Who invents time travel and in which year?


You should be able to easily answer all of those...
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1. No world wars. Minor wars yes, but nothing on the level of WWII.

2. The "discovery" of AI. (Of course, time travel would probably rank high on the list of somebody from 2012.)

3. This one is a bit complex. The world is largely corporated, so to speak. I am basically an office worker who was asked to go to 2012 to track down the ancestor of a CEO of a particular company that is relatively influential in my part North America.

4. The advent of AI.

5. Time travel was the product of several companies working under the command of an AI. (As the most popular theory goes.) We honestly don't know. Sorry.
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OP, did your mommy and daddy make you go to beddy bye time now?
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DAMMIT! I needed that info on the Georgia lottery...
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Lotteries and
scratch off tickets are a scam.
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Ok, a few questions:

1. Have there been any "World Wars" between 2012 & 2089?

2. What would you say was the most significant event in history between 2012 & 2089?

3. Why are you (and other time travellers) here?

4. What would you say was the most significant advancement in technology between 2012 & 2089?

5. Who invents time travel and in which year?


You should be able to easily answer all of those...
 Quoting: Sperminator X 4912635


1. No world wars. Minor wars yes, but nothing on the level of WWII.

2. The "discovery" of AI. (Of course, time travel would probably rank high on the list of somebody from 2012.)

3. This one is a bit complex. The world is largely corporated, so to speak. I am basically an office worker who was asked to go to 2012 to track down the ancestor of a CEO of a particular company that is relatively influential in my part North America.

4. The advent of AI.

5. Time travel was the product of several companies working under the command of an AI. (As the most popular theory goes.) We honestly don't know. Sorry.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Georgia (state) lottery winning numbers for next week?
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OP, did your mommy and daddy make you go to beddy bye time now?
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DAMMIT! I needed that info on the Georgia lottery...
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Lotteries and
scratch off tickets are a scam.
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No they aren't. I won $30,000.00 a while back. Waiting for the big one.
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okay, how bout the basics. Cars, homes, food, weather etc.
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10/02/2012 03:21 AM
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Sorry for the lag.

My computer is slow.

And by the time I answer a couple questions, post, wait a minute for the page to load, I see several NEW posts.

I'm trying to go as fast as I can here. My heart is racing so fast - a HUGE burden has been lifted off my chest! For the first time in a long time, I am speaking about this. Even if you guys don't believe my story, it is helping my cope so much to just talk about it!
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OP, did your mommy and daddy make you go to beddy bye time now?
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DAMMIT! I needed that info on the Georgia lottery...
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Lotteries and
scratch off tickets are a scam.
 Quoting: Medic


No they aren't. I won $30,000.00 a while back. Waiting for the big one.
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The scam is, most people believe that there are a lot of the big winning amounts. Most sctrach offs only have between 2 and 4 jackpot tickets state wide.
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Ok, a few questions:

1. Have there been any "World Wars" between 2012 & 2089?

2. What would you say was the most significant event in history between 2012 & 2089?

3. Why are you (and other time travellers) here?

4. What would you say was the most significant advancement in technology between 2012 & 2089?

5. Who invents time travel and in which year?


You should be able to easily answer all of those...
 Quoting: Sperminator X 4912635


1. No world wars. Minor wars yes, but nothing on the level of WWII.

2. The "discovery" of AI. (Of course, time travel would probably rank high on the list of somebody from 2012.)

3. This one is a bit complex. The world is largely corporated, so to speak. I am basically an office worker who was asked to go to 2012 to track down the ancestor of a CEO of a particular company that is relatively influential in my part North America.

4. The advent of AI.

5. Time travel was the product of several companies working under the command of an AI. (As the most popular theory goes.) We honestly don't know. Sorry.
 Quoting: kamalayka


So,

6. As you have experienced both realities, what are the major differences between 2012 and 2089?

7. Can someone from 2012 leap forward to 2089?

8. Have any historical events been altered by time travellers, and if not, then why not?

9. Have there been any contact or disclosures relating Extra Terrestrials between 2012 & 2089?

10. Tell us more about how AI has changed the world from what you have seen in 2012...
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okay, how bout the basics. Cars, homes, food, weather etc.
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Fossil fuel is no longer used. I am not an expert in this stuff, but the electric plants in 2089 have large metallic turbines that spin and generate massive amounts of electricity. Everything is powered by them (much like your time.)

Cars are pretty much the same, actually. Food is largely regional. Weather is the same.
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Are people happy in 2089? Are there any problems created by AI?
Love & Light

We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.

Spiral out. Keep going...
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sounds pretty boring. No doom??? see an awesome comic, George Carlin who is dead now, once had a bit: He said when C**p or doom happens, we always want to see where its at. is it on My street?? No, awwww damn i hoped it was.
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Can you take Obama back to the future with you? we can pay you in Quatloos...
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So,

6. As you have experienced both realities, what are the major differences between 2012 and 2089?

7. Can someone from 2012 leap forward to 2089?

8. Have any historical events been altered by time travellers, and if not, then why not?

9. Have there been any contact or disclosures relating Extra Terrestrials between 2012 & 2089?

10. Tell us more about how AI has changed the world from what you have seen in 2012...


6. Daily life is largely unchanged actually. To be honest, your time is seen in a sort of nostalgic way - it was the time of free communication and invention. Humanity's creative drive seems to have reached a plateau by the 2040s.

But one thing that is different is that NOBODY is overweight in 2089.

7. Yes, but it requires that the person be in a certain exact location at JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT. You miss it, and you lost forever. I missed mine, and I am thinking my colleagues missed it, too. (We don't actually know what that spot is until we arrive. And history has shown that if one person in a group misses their spot, the others do, too. We weren't sure why this is, but it is.)

8. There is no way to know this.

9. No.

10. It's basically the problem-solver of humanity. There is even this one cult that worships it. If a human brain thinks at the speed of chemical, an AI thinks at the speed of light.
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why not wait until you are less tired to write your, totally important, and life altering first coming out story?
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The Nobody is overweight?
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 Quoting: kamalayka


So,

6. As you have experienced both realities, what are the major differences between 2012 and 2089?

7. Can someone from 2012 leap forward to 2089?

8. Have any historical events been altered by time travellers, and if not, then why not?

9. Have there been any contact or disclosures relating Extra Terrestrials between 2012 & 2089?

10. Tell us more about how AI has changed the world from what you have seen in 2012...


6. Daily life is largely unchanged actually. To be honest, your time is seen in a sort of nostalgic way - it was the time of free communication and invention. Humanity's creative drive seems to have reached a plateau by the 2040s.

But one thing that is different is that NOBODY is overweight in 2089.

7. Yes, but it requires that the person be in a certain exact location at JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT. You miss it, and you lost forever. I missed mine, and I am thinking my colleagues missed it, too. (We don't actually know what that spot is until we arrive. And history has shown that if one person in a group misses their spot, the others do, too. We weren't sure why this is, but it is.)

8. There is no way to know this.

9. No.

10. It's basically the problem-solver of humanity. There is even this one cult that worships it. If a human brain thinks at the speed of chemical, an AI thinks at the speed of light.


I like your style...

Do you mind if i pick your brain a little more?

11. When you return to your original time, do you return to the exact moment you left, or if you say spent 3 days in 2012, do you return to 2089 3 days later?

12. Who controls the time travelling equipment, and how is it regulated to ensure there is no mis-use?

13. If you can leap back to 2012, and forward to 2089, can you also therefore leap forward to say 2099?

14. Can you travel back in time and meet yourself?

15. What was done to stop people becoming overweight, and how could it be implimented to ensure not a single person over eats? I dont understand how this could be done.
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why not wait until you are less tired to write your, totally important, and life altering first coming out story?
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I was up surfing the internet, looking for people claiming to be time travellers, and suddenly felt the urge to post on here.

I figure that, if I cannot find them, maybe I can attract them to me.

I am desperate and tired on MANY levels!
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Cars are pretty much the same, actually.
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that did it for me

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what are some good bands from your era? Any new instruments?
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why not wait until you are less tired to write your, totally important, and life altering first coming out story?
 Quoting: truthteller333 1335456


I was up surfing the internet, looking for people claiming to be time travellers, and suddenly felt the urge to post on here.

I figure that, if I cannot find them, maybe I can attract them to me.

I am desperate and tired on MANY levels!
 Quoting: kamalayka


yo, so you say, we are kinda slaves to AI in 2089 ?? .. no way..

Earth should be in 4th Dimension long gone by then.. around 2030 ..

you are kinda speaking strange things..

first - companies that WORK FOR an AI - they've sent you..

so if AI only helps to solve problems for humanity, how AI is the boss ??? O_O

I would apreciapte an answer to this.. thanks man and keep ya head up - NO FEAR !!! FEAR IS THA MIND-KILLAH - you should know this by 2089 .. ;)
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Cars are pretty much the same, actually.
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that did it for me

bsflag
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Cars will be driving themselves shortly.
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Cars are pretty much the same, actually.
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that did it for me

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Cars will be driving themselves shortly.
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first of it - its not needed to touch the ground AT ALL..

waste of time, space AAAND energy...

anyways.. I would be happy to recieve an answer for my question above ^_^
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So,

6. As you have experienced both realities, what are the major differences between 2012 and 2089?

7. Can someone from 2012 leap forward to 2089?

8. Have any historical events been altered by time travellers, and if not, then why not?

9. Have there been any contact or disclosures relating Extra Terrestrials between 2012 & 2089?

10. Tell us more about how AI has changed the world from what you have seen in 2012...
 Quoting: Sperminator X 4912635


6. Daily life is largely unchanged actually. To be honest, your time is seen in a sort of nostalgic way - it was the time of free communication and invention. Humanity's creative drive seems to have reached a plateau by the 2040s.

But one thing that is different is that NOBODY is overweight in 2089.

7. Yes, but it requires that the person be in a certain exact location at JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT. You miss it, and you lost forever. I missed mine, and I am thinking my colleagues missed it, too. (We don't actually know what that spot is until we arrive. And history has shown that if one person in a group misses their spot, the others do, too. We weren't sure why this is, but it is.)

8. There is no way to know this.

9. No.

10. It's basically the problem-solver of humanity. There is even this one cult that worships it. If a human brain thinks at the speed of chemical, an AI thinks at the speed of light.


I like your style...

Do you mind if i pick your brain a little more?

11. When you return to your original time, do you return to the exact moment you left, or if you say spent 3 days in 2012, do you return to 2089 3 days later?

12. Who controls the time travelling equipment, and how is it regulated to ensure there is no mis-use?

13. If you can leap back to 2012, and forward to 2089, can you also therefore leap forward to say 2099?

14. Can you travel back in time and meet yourself?

15. What was done to stop people becoming overweight, and how could it be implimented to ensure not a single person over eats? I dont understand how this could be done.


This is the last post I'll answer. I have a huge headache from reading websites for the past couple hours.

11. ecaxt moment

12. It isn't regulated. But not every Dick and jane has acces to it, either. it can be thought of as "highly guarded." Therereally is no government as you know it. It pockets of civilization run by "protectors." (AKA the corporations.)

13. No. (I don't really understand it, but they explain it like this: we can't go into our future because "our" future does not exist. It does exist for those who are part of it, but for us in the present, it does not. It sounds like common sense, but when you experience the REALITY of it, it can be a mindfuck. Basically, the only way contact can be initiated with a nonexistent future being is if that future being THEMSELF initiates the contact. In a sense, their contacting the past is like them "creating" themselves. I was told that it's like an animal at the top of a food chain having brought itself into existence. Again, I was only an office worker. I don't understand physics!)

14. Yes.

15. I didn't mean it in a literal sense. I just meant that people are physically active and eat healthy.

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