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I am From the Future. Please Read This.

 
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ok, lets role-play a bit

Obama or Romney?
next 6/49 lottery numbers (or powerball for fellow yanks)
World War III dates
Next groundbreaking technological advancement
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8240797


It's funny, but I was just playing a game, based on these questions.

Saying that I could go back 77 years to 1935...

1. I know a lot about it because it's historically relevant, but I don't know who was president ten years before that anymore. (I had it memorized at one point, but now, I'm drawing a blank. It really doesn't come up much.)

2.What the hell? Why would I know anything like that? I can't even remember the numbers on 'Lost" and those things were used half a dozen times a week for a while.

3. this one should be doable, if they called it that at all. What you want though is the next major war. Whatever that is.

4. This one is harder. I can tell you that computers came about in a rough time frame, but not an exact day. Technologies aren't really that way. Plus, what do you mean by the next one? I go to science daily each day and they normally point out a half dozen a day.

Most are television, or fire, but some will greatly impact the future even if they aren't.

You questions seem fun enough, but if I were suddenly in the past, I couldn't answer many of them at all.
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Is McDonalds still in business?
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As for the 2012 presidential race: There was a President Romney, but it wasn't 2012. Obama won his second term, but then Romney won after that. (I can't recall who he ran against anymore than you'd be able to recall who Chester A. Arthur ran against.)
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So youu dont recal who ran against who in the near future but you can recall Chester eh !
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why not wait until you are less tired to write your, totally important, and life altering first coming out story?
 Quoting: truthteller333 1335456


I was up surfing the internet, looking for people claiming to be time travellers, and suddenly felt the urge to post on here.

I figure that, if I cannot find them, maybe I can attract them to me.

I am desperate and tired on MANY levels!
 Quoting: kamalayka


yo, so you say, we are kinda slaves to AI in 2089 ?? .. no way..

Earth should be in 4th Dimension long gone by then.. around 2030 ..

you are kinda speaking strange things..

first - companies that WORK FOR an AI - they've sent you..

so if AI only helps to solve problems for humanity, how AI is the boss ??? O_O

I would apreciapte an answer to this.. thanks man and keep ya head up - NO FEAR !!! FEAR IS THA MIND-KILLAH - you should know this by 2089 .. ;)

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24626556


We're not slaves - more like willful children.

And the year 2012 will pass. I understand that there are people waiting for some sort of spiritual thing to occure, but it does not.
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As for the 2012 presidential race: There was a President Romney, but it wasn't 2012. Obama won his second term, but then Romney won after that. (I can't recall who he ran against anymore than you'd be able to recall who Chester A. Arthur ran against.)
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So youu dont recal who ran against who in the near future but you can recall Chester eh !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5428193


Why wouldn't I recall the Presidents of the US? (I don't have them perfectly memorized, but I can randomly name them.)
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Is McDonalds still in business?
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No.
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2089??!?!?!

Have you defeated the Illuminati/ Elite dynastic families that currently run the world and kill millions per year?


Is the AI that you worship/ runs your world the same AI that's alleged to be at the vatican?

Also WHAT no ET/ED disclosure? by 2089 I highly doubt that. TPTB are failing badly with cover ups right now I find it highly unlikely that by 2089 humanity on earth wouldnt be integrated on some level into the benevolent galactic community.


Conclusion. Either your B.S/ Insane. Or legit and the timelines theories I know of become clearer and the timeline you came from sounds not Ideal.
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ok my questions:

have you ever cummed in a woman?

do people still need to like, take a dump in the future? Or is it like the moive Demolition Man, where they have some magical aparatus that does it for them like the three sea shells?

and lastly,

I take it you are from a different planet as well, since everyone KNOWS earth gets destroyed from the 2068 asteroid immpact. What planet are you from ?
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why not wait until you are less tired to write your, totally important, and life altering first coming out story?
 Quoting: truthteller333 1335456


I was up surfing the internet, looking for people claiming to be time travellers, and suddenly felt the urge to post on here.

I figure that, if I cannot find them, maybe I can attract them to me.

I am desperate and tired on MANY levels!
 Quoting: kamalayka


yo, so you say, we are kinda slaves to AI in 2089 ?? .. no way..

Earth should be in 4th Dimension long gone by then.. around 2030 ..

you are kinda speaking strange things..

first - companies that WORK FOR an AI - they've sent you..

so if AI only helps to solve problems for humanity, how AI is the boss ??? O_O

I would apreciapte an answer to this.. thanks man and keep ya head up - NO FEAR !!! FEAR IS THA MIND-KILLAH - you should know this by 2089 .. ;)

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24626556


We're not slaves - more like willful children.

And the year 2012 will pass. I understand that there are people waiting for some sort of spiritual thing to occure, but it does not.
 Quoting: kamalayka


So what are some bands you listen to in your time? Movies? shows? plays? can you name a few and describe
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The corporations run everything?
We're screwed!
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2089??!?!?!

Have you defeated the Illuminati/ Elite dynastic families that currently run the world and kill millions per year?


Is the AI that you worship/ runs your world the same AI that's alleged to be at the vatican?

Also WHAT no ET/ED disclosure? by 2089 I highly doubt that. TPTB are failing badly with cover ups right now I find it highly unlikely that by 2089 humanity on earth wouldnt be integrated on some level into the benevolent galactic community.


Conclusion. Either your B.S/ Insane. Or legit and the timelines theories I know of become clearer and the timeline you came from sounds not Ideal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12207922


I am sorry, but there is no ET stuff. The conspiracy theories are there (ET gave the corporations AI, time travel, etc.), but there has never been any sort of disclosure. As a matter of fact, the government doesn't really exast in the way it does in 2012.
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ok my questions:

have you ever cummed in a woman?

do people still need to like, take a dump in the future? Or is it like the moive Demolition Man, where they have some magical aparatus that does it for them like the three sea shells?

and lastly,

I take it you are from a different planet as well, since everyone KNOWS earth gets destroyed from the 2068 asteroid immpact. What planet are you from ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24672016


I've had sex, but not in the way you describe. I am not an animal.

And we still go to the bathroom the same way you do.

And there was no asteroid in 2068.
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I misread. I though you said, "cummed ON a woman."

to answer your question though: yes, I have had sex with a woman.
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Thanks for the reply.

And what about the ELite dynastic families? What became of them?

Rothschild, Rockefeller types. Illuminati free masons Khazarians pretending to be jews. Jesuits

These people run our society secretly above our governments.

Indeed much of our current and suppressed technology in 2012 came from ET's and has been kept by these Elites.




Im glad to hear the government changed. But what became of these Elites?

Or do Secret Societies still rule the world in your time?

In the timeline Im currently experiencing these Elite scum should be being exposed and dealt with very soon. I would have imagined that would leave a mark on history......
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2089??!?!?!

Have you defeated the Illuminati/ Elite dynastic families that currently run the world and kill millions per year?


Is the AI that you worship/ runs your world the same AI that's alleged to be at the vatican?

Also WHAT no ET/ED disclosure? by 2089 I highly doubt that. TPTB are failing badly with cover ups right now I find it highly unlikely that by 2089 humanity on earth wouldnt be integrated on some level into the benevolent galactic community.


Conclusion. Either your B.S/ Insane. Or legit and the timelines theories I know of become clearer and the timeline you came from sounds not Ideal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12207922


I am sorry, but there is no ET stuff. The conspiracy theories are there (ET gave the corporations AI, time travel, etc.), but there has never been any sort of disclosure. As a matter of fact, the government doesn't really exast in the way it does in 2012.
 Quoting: kamalayka


So what about the music? Hows the music? Don't tell me you don't enjoy anything in your time. What is there to do? Any famous actors or acctresses? Or wait... there's no actors in 2089, right?
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why not wait until you are less tired to write your, totally important, and life altering first coming out story?
 Quoting: truthteller333 1335456


I was up surfing the internet, looking for people claiming to be time travellers, and suddenly felt the urge to post on here.

I figure that, if I cannot find them, maybe I can attract them to me.

I am desperate and tired on MANY levels!
 Quoting: kamalayka


yo, so you say, we are kinda slaves to AI in 2089 ?? .. no way..

Earth should be in 4th Dimension long gone by then.. around 2030 ..

you are kinda speaking strange things..

first - companies that WORK FOR an AI - they've sent you..

so if AI only helps to solve problems for humanity, how AI is the boss ??? O_O

I would apreciapte an answer to this.. thanks man and keep ya head up - NO FEAR !!! FEAR IS THA MIND-KILLAH - you should know this by 2089 .. ;)

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24626556


We're not slaves - more like willful children.

And the year 2012 will pass. I understand that there are people waiting for some sort of spiritual thing to occure, but it does not.
 Quoting: kamalayka


haahha okeeeey..

just stay a little longer and we'll see..

I mean .. - IT IS HAPPENING EVEN AS WE SPEAK.. donT know why you talk like this.. are you coming from a different U'n'I versus ALL (Universe) ?? or what?? paralel or smth..

cuz here - IT IS happening.. just look at the Sun ;)

... and children.. TO A MACHINE ??
machines should serve us - not we to them... .. . .

man your timeline looks a mess to me.. x_x
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ok my questions:

have you ever cummed in a woman?

do people still need to like, take a dump in the future? Or is it like the moive Demolition Man, where they have some magical aparatus that does it for them like the three sea shells?

and lastly,

I take it you are from a different planet as well, since everyone KNOWS earth gets destroyed from the 2068 asteroid immpact. What planet are you from ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24672016


I've had sex, but not in the way you describe. I am not an animal.

And we still go to the bathroom the same way you do.

And there was no asteroid in 2068.
 Quoting: kamalayka


its because the different timeslines guys... LOL

most of us - we wonT be at the same timelines just few months from now :D
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I was up surfing the internet, looking for people claiming to be time travellers, and suddenly felt the urge to post on here.

I figure that, if I cannot find them, maybe I can attract them to me.

I am desperate and tired on MANY levels!
 Quoting: kamalayka


yo, so you say, we are kinda slaves to AI in 2089 ?? .. no way..

Earth should be in 4th Dimension long gone by then.. around 2030 ..

you are kinda speaking strange things..

first - companies that WORK FOR an AI - they've sent you..

so if AI only helps to solve problems for humanity, how AI is the boss ??? O_O

I would apreciapte an answer to this.. thanks man and keep ya head up - NO FEAR !!! FEAR IS THA MIND-KILLAH - you should know this by 2089 .. ;)

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24626556


We're not slaves - more like willful children.

And the year 2012 will pass. I understand that there are people waiting for some sort of spiritual thing to occure, but it does not.
 Quoting: kamalayka


So what are some bands you listen to in your time? Movies? shows? plays? can you name a few and describe
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24795403


The great composers of the Romantic Period are wildly popular. The music of the 20th-early 21st century just kind of died out, to be honest. If you ask somebody who Van Halen was, they probably won't know. But mention Camille Saint-Saens, and they will be able to tell you their favorite of his compositions.

Everybody knows how to read music, most can play a musical instrument to some degree, and musical composition is actually one of the most popular activities. I myself play classical guitar and a little piano.

We don't have movies. We have YOUR movies, but we don't make our own. They're not interesting to us.
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ok my questions:

have you ever cummed in a woman?

do people still need to like, take a dump in the future? Or is it like the moive Demolition Man, where they have some magical aparatus that does it for them like the three sea shells?

and lastly,

I take it you are from a different planet as well, since everyone KNOWS earth gets destroyed from the 2068 asteroid immpact. What planet are you from ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24672016


I've had sex, but not in the way you describe. I am not an animal.

And we still go to the bathroom the same way you do.

And there was no asteroid in 2068.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Do you squat or still sit on toilets?
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Please answer this Question!!!

In what year does Mankind step foot on MARS.
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haahha okeeeey..

just stay a little longer and we'll see..

I mean .. - IT IS HAPPENING EVEN AS WE SPEAK.. donT know why you talk like this.. are you coming from a different U'n'I versus ALL (Universe) ?? or what?? paralel or smth..

cuz here - IT IS happening.. just look at the Sun ;)

... and children.. TO A MACHINE ??
machines should serve us - not we to them... .. . .

man your timeline looks a mess to me.. x_x
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Are you the same poster with the Morpheus avatar, or does everyone in Belgium type like you?...
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Is McDonalds still in business?
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No.
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I'm freezing a few hamburgers then.
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Please answer this Question!!!

In what year does Mankind step foot on MARS.
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ummm sometime between 1950 and 1970 I think for our current human civilisation. The Elites have bases on Mars..... And the Moon. Many on the moon.
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Thanks for the reply.

And what about the ELite dynastic families? What became of them?

Rothschild, Rockefeller types. Illuminati free masons Khazarians pretending to be jews. Jesuits

These people run our society secretly above our governments.

Indeed much of our current and suppressed technology in 2012 came from ET's and has been kept by these Elites.




Im glad to hear the government changed. But what became of these Elites?

Or do Secret Societies still rule the world in your time?

In the timeline Im currently experiencing these Elite scum should be being exposed and dealt with very soon. I would have imagined that would leave a mark on history......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12112411


There is no evidence to suggest such groups ever existed.

It's kind of interesting how history repeats itself, though. When the first Europeans travelled to South America, they would bring back tales of tall giants (races whose women were strong enough to pick up three or four full-grown European men). Their stories would even appear to line up sometimes. These stories were believed by many in Europe for centuries!
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yo, so you say, we are kinda slaves to AI in 2089 ?? .. no way..

Earth should be in 4th Dimension long gone by then.. around 2030 ..

you are kinda speaking strange things..

first - companies that WORK FOR an AI - they've sent you..

so if AI only helps to solve problems for humanity, how AI is the boss ??? O_O

I would apreciapte an answer to this.. thanks man and keep ya head up - NO FEAR !!! FEAR IS THA MIND-KILLAH - you should know this by 2089 .. ;)

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24626556


We're not slaves - more like willful children.

And the year 2012 will pass. I understand that there are people waiting for some sort of spiritual thing to occure, but it does not.
 Quoting: kamalayka


So what are some bands you listen to in your time? Movies? shows? plays? can you name a few and describe
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24795403


The great composers of the Romantic Period are wildly popular. The music of the 20th-early 21st century just kind of died out, to be honest. If you ask somebody who Van Halen was, they probably won't know. But mention Camille Saint-Saens, and they will be able to tell you their favorite of his compositions.

Everybody knows how to read music, most can play a musical instrument to some degree, and musical composition is actually one of the most popular activities. I myself play classical guitar and a little piano.

We don't have movies. We have YOUR movies, but we don't make our own. They're not interesting to us.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Convienent answer, just like all your past ones. Either things remain the same or they just don't exist anymore. Can you give me a NAME of a theme park, air port, gun range, pet store, bookstore, AI store/corporation, or anything?! Or do none of those things exist anymore either...
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Please answer this Question!!!

In what year does Mankind step foot on MARS.
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The summer of 2071.
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I myself play classical guitar and a little piano.

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What, like a piano made for a Dwarf or something..?
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OK fail. on many levels. Our society is owned and controlled by many elite factions. Many of us know this to be true. So there's your first fail Mr Shill....

Also a few things you've said have a "Trans-Human Agenda" "Human Instrumentality Project" Vibe to them.


Steering away from truth doesn't help :/ Making people not focus on the hot topic of 2012 Rothschild nd co Scum corruption.

Nice try but sorry. I hope one day you can forgive yourself for working on the wrong side
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It is time you returned, as you are being missed. Your absence is being noted. Your extended travel is non-authorised.
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We don't have movies. We have YOUR movies, but we don't make our own. They're not interesting to us.
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I should have expanded on this, what is interesting to you?

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