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I am From the Future. Please Read This.

 
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I am basically an office worker who was asked to go to 2012 to track down the ancestor of a CEO of a particular company that is relatively influential in my part North America.
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A lowly office worker is sent back in time with very slim chances of getting back just to get some info on a guy. Yeah right...
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yes because according to the OP there was no WW3,


everyone just decided to live unhappily ever after in a NWO prison grid,


so the info was just lost in a paper shuffle or NWO book burning disinfo campaign perhaps
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I see some people want to know what 2089 was like.

It's a bit hard. How would you describe Youtube to Abe Lincoln? One revelation spawns a dozen more questions: "What's the internet? What's a website? What's a viral video? What's a video?

Be as specific as you can in your questions, and I'll be as general as I can.

As for the 2012 presidential race: There was a President Romney, but it wasn't 2012. Obama won his second term, but then Romney won after that. (I can't recall who he ran against anymore than you'd be able to recall who Chester A. Arthur ran against.)
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What major events happen in the next five years?

When does WWIII start?
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+2,

for better future Time Travel Role Playing






The Surpreme Court in your time ruled that corporations are people and have the rights of a people. That SINGLE ACT is what will ultimately usher in the age of corporate rule.
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Corporate Rule?


Mk dude your taking the storyline from Continuum in Canada.

Sorry but this is the real world. Where the Illuminati has existed in many forms and factions throughout history for thousands of years both Public and Private.

You cannot ignore these facts. Your future sounds like a NWO scum members wet dream :/

Sorry if your trying to have fun and RP but. Do lots of research into the Illuminati and the Dynastic families and factions that ACTUALLY run the world. And make a more plausible scenario to RP :/.
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This John titor GUY was the Shit,


I'm still not sure if it was a hoax or whatever,

and this was done over 10 years ago,


Guy had MECHANICAL DRAWINGS of his time machine


pictures of bent lasers from Gravity distortions.



Now all we get is some half assed role players

Im from 2089 and theres no illuminati


pick



send in some halfway decent Time Travel psy ops,

cause these fucking suck


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I am basically an office worker who was asked to go to 2012 to track down the ancestor of a CEO of a particular company that is relatively influential in my part North America.
 Quoting: kamalayka


A lowly office worker is sent back in time with very slim chances of getting back just to get some info on a guy. Yeah right...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310161




yes because according to the OP there was no WW3,


everyone just decided to live unhappily ever after in a NWO prison grid,


so the info was just lost in a paper shuffle or NWO book burning disinfo campaign perhaps
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6739256


THE TRIES OF NWO FOR CREATING WWIII - IS NOT TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER..

THEY WANNA RUIN OUR WORLD - BUT THEY WONT SUCCEED .. in his timeline, obviously smth else happened...


^^
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You say you're here to find an ancestor of a businessman from 2089 - Who is this businessman, and why do you need to find his ancestor?

Why would an ordinary office worker be charged with this task if it's all specialised and restricted time travelling technology?

Also, did you find the ancestor, and who is it?
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I revealed that information only because I was asked. I can't give anymore specific detail.
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The Terminator was out to get the ancestor of the Human Resistance movement against bots. The Terminator was one bad assed bot...
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HAHA
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How do you know this reference so much to think it is funny? I thought that movies were uninteresting to you in the future, so why would you watch The Terminator of all movies? Something like 150 years worth of movies and you chose The Terminator to watch?

LOLZZZZZ

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+3,

and good point,

as if a person 100 years in the future would get a movie reference from 100 years in the past.


It would be like a person in the 1920s talking about a Popular Charlie Chaplin movie,

we'd be like errr what?







...


I revealed that information only because I was asked. I can't give anymore specific detail.
 Quoting: kamalayka


The Terminator was out to get the ancestor of the Human Resistance movement against bots. The Terminator was one bad assed bot...
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HAHA
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How do you know this reference so much to think it is funny? I thought that movies were uninteresting to you in the future, so why would you watch The Terminator of all movies? Something like 150 years worth of movies and you chose The Terminator to watch?

LOLZZZZZ

bsflag
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No alien contact sorry dont believe you.
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This thread has already been done and played out.
It's not funny anymore.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
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Obama wins the election this year and many americans are furious DHS begins weeding out some groups leading to mass arrests because of another shooting of someone whom i can't say but she is a very prominent figure in politics. A certain woman from alaska dies in a plane crash later this year, arnold dies of a heart attack while on vacation in a resort south of the border, the war with the middle east escalates when the UN puts a certain man of the bahai faith as a mediator hoping to ease tensions but gets rather nasty when a suicide bomber in israel blows up the universal house of justice leading to a all out war and israel says they wont listen to obama anymore thus cutting ties with the us and all americans in the region are recalled back to the usa. Lindsey lohan is found in a hotel in san francisco dead of a overdose of pain killers and vodka. As for the alien presence later this month a speach is made that alien life had existed on mars and guess who takes the credit for it garnishing his second term claiming that he did that. Hugo chavez losses his election in venezuela and mass shootings arise immediately and he blocks the way to the presidential house leading to a civil war in which the us gets involved for apparent monetary reason. Jobs dry up by 2013 and americans start local barter groups growing food and trading services...but DHS cracks down using the reason that foods are unsafe to eat and that children are suffering makes it illegal to after a surprise outbreak of salmonella other bacterias are "detected".
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Hi.

I do not expect anybody to believe me, but I still need to get this off my chest.

I am very tired right now, so I won't go into details. Just allow me to state the following basic facts:

I am from the exact date March 29, 2089.

I've been here for months.

Nothing can help me.

I am a weary soul dealt a crushing blow by fate. I am alone and have nobody to confide in. My only consolation is knowing that my words that I write here today will exist in cyberspace forever.

I understand what this forum is. I've browsed it, hoping to find someone out there like me. (I know of at least a handful of other who were stranded more or less in the same time as myself. We are all within a decade or so of each other.)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

If, somehow, by chance, by the mercy of God Almighty, one of my colleagues IS reading these words, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me.

If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post.

I am a lost voyager at sea. I have no hope.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are one of my colleagues, then contact me somehow. And if you think I am crazy, then that's fine. But if you know of ANYBODY who has mentioned on this site or elsewhere (or even better yet, in person) being from the exact date of March 29, 2089, no matter how silly or impossible or crazy this whole thing seems, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know/let them know.

If answering your questions about your future helps my cause any, than by all means ask away. But I am so desperate and afraid.
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OP try teh search function and key in: potato!
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+3,

and good point,

as if a person 100 years in the future would get a movie reference from 100 years in the past.


It would be like a person in the 1920s talking about a Popular Charlie Chaplin movie,

we'd be like errr what?







...


The Terminator was out to get the ancestor of the Human Resistance movement against bots. The Terminator was one bad assed bot...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24719572


HAHA
 Quoting: kamalayka


How do you know this reference so much to think it is funny? I thought that movies were uninteresting to you in the future, so why would you watch The Terminator of all movies? Something like 150 years worth of movies and you chose The Terminator to watch?

LOLZZZZZ

bsflag
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That's how you debunk AC.
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Obama wins the election this year and many americans are furious DHS begins weeding out some groups leading to mass arrests because of another shooting of someone whom i can't say but she is a very prominent figure in politics. A certain woman from alaska dies in a plane crash later this year, arnold dies of a heart attack while on vacation in a resort south of the border, the war with the middle east escalates when the UN puts a certain man of the bahai faith as a mediator hoping to ease tensions but gets rather nasty when a suicide bomber in israel blows up the universal house of justice leading to a all out war and israel says they wont listen to obama anymore thus cutting ties with the us and all americans in the region are recalled back to the usa. Lindsey lohan is found in a hotel in san francisco dead of a overdose of pain killers and vodka. As for the alien presence later this month a speach is made that alien life had existed on mars and guess who takes the credit for it garnishing his second term claiming that he did that. Hugo chavez losses his election in venezuela and mass shootings arise immediately and he blocks the way to the presidential house leading to a civil war in which the us gets involved for apparent monetary reason. Jobs dry up by 2013 and americans start local barter groups growing food and trading services...but DHS cracks down using the reason that foods are unsafe to eat and that children are suffering makes it illegal to after a surprise outbreak of salmonella other bacterias are "detected".
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You forgot the unforgettable quake, why leave it out if your giving up so much?!?

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sorry have not read all the post. it's there another revolution?
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Yeah ill just shut up now.......said to much pretty sure there reading my post now :(
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All i can say is that its not a fortune reader, time traveler or anything that has to do with special powers. To tell the future of comming events is to take it all in and figure out where the pieces fit. Its all a game of chess and the point is to anticipate your opponents next move.
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67 years from now, the general population must have a better understanding of the E.T. question? Surely there have been some Roswells in that time, probably filmed on futuristic camcorders?

If not, then mainstream science must have discovered life somewhere in the universe with much more advanced telescopes or probes etc?

What can u tell us?
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I am and what to you 15 years to post on this forum?

Do you realize how many stupid threads the Command made me read in search of you?

We brought you back because of your mother and an item she inadvertantly discovered on holiday and kept in a shoebox as a trinket/souvenir from her trip as a young girl- despite the time shift variance risk of 22.39% that interacting with your child aged mother (and a more acceptable psychosis loop variance of 6.63%) we are afraid (or more specifically Carlis from the Secondary Council expressed concern at the final vote to employ the non perfected Looking Glass derived time retrofitting of your 12th incarnated biomass enclosure to 1997) that you must complete your task/mission and find her, acquire the item (it appears to be a fossil of some kind when in fact it is a priceless and very important piece of Dimoraphram which is a mutant mineralized precursor to Hexalilite which a mere sliver or .74 grams can, when subjected to a certain degrees of heat in the Kelvin scale, not only takes 78 years and 5 months to burn but yields approximately 18x the megawatts of per day than the Hoover Dam and thus is the first "free energy" fossil fuel if you will that due to its scarcity and the current ignorance of its existence is crucial to the future) and in the current quantimeline of your life she throws away the shoebox due to certain imminent paradigm shifting events the Command of course prohibits me from disclosing to the public but which I have authorization to brief you about) and since 9.8 billion lives would be lost in about 88 years time if this source of energy is not discovered you must brIng the shoebox to a student at a California high school who on this timeline wins a Nobel in 42 years for her work in discovering Hexalilite distillation and the method for energy ionization displacement when bombarded with catalystic elemental protocompunds -

The good news is we found each other

The bad news is that time is running low to save the rock/fossil/shoebox and we must talk now (you must contact me through CRC back channel deep web cMail)

Post here if you received this message (so I can set up your cMail account with my contact in a certain branch of a certain agency with 080 access) and if you think this is untrue I beg you to consider the laws of the time your were living in and ask yourself if the Time Ministry would allow a backtrack for any cause (other than a level 6 threat to the tri-planet populations)

Thank the Source you finally found this forum and posted

Myself and your other handler Gharlin had almost lost hope

Sourcespeed in your response and as the Sumatrians say "Danolec Ez Astria" (if you cannot read Sumatrian anymore we understand but it is in jest that I cite the cliche)

Now I can drink the dusty bottle of 2066 Orionectine I brought back with me and was saving for this occasion :) despite the 68000 bitcredits it is worth if don't open it and I could resell it for when we return to our true time in March of 2013 (the last possible date for us to use the Dulce jump room)


Cheers!
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OP, did our FBI ever investigate our ambassadors death?


Just wondering since it hasnt happened yet.
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OP, if the president of Iran really does time when you say he does, you are going to be an immediate suspect and people will seek you out.
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OP, if the president of Iran really does time when you say he does, you are going to be an immediate suspect and people will seek you out.
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die*
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OP


access cMail via node 080 with your googlex A2 or A3 ( which I hope you were provided with along with a HarPacket to maintain omniconvergence and monitor the Frequency )
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...can i just ask something...

When Marty and Doc have travelled back to the alternative 1985, we learn that the Doc has been committed several years before.

However, that presents a problem. If the Doc is committed before he gets a chance to invent the time machine, then surely it isn't just people in pictures that should be disappearing. At the point in 2015, when old Biff takes the Delorean and gives the Almanac to young Biff, then surely the time machine should cease to exist, leaving - at best - Marty and Doc stranded in 2015..?
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Op tune to 4.764 on your evelo for a transmission as alternative to 080 access to deep web cMail

Confirm with authenticity code beta
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The Surpreme Court in your time ruled that corporations are people and have the rights of a people. That SINGLE ACT is what will ultimately usher in the age of corporate rule.
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Corporate Rule?


Mk dude your taking the storyline from Continuum in Canada.

Sorry but this is the real world. Where the Illuminati has existed in many forms and factions throughout history for thousands of years both Public and Private.

You cannot ignore these facts. Your future sounds like a NWO scum members wet dream :/

Sorry if your trying to have fun and RP but. Do lots of research into the Illuminati and the Dynastic families and factions that ACTUALLY run the world. And make a more plausible scenario to RP :/.
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I was going to say that this guy has been watching too much Continuum.....great show by the way.

Good call.

OP, a little too much time on your hands??
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Hi. I noticed somebody wondered how I could possibly know a Terminator reference?

Like I said before, we studied this stuff for several years. We learned everything imaginable, from emoticons and hand gestures to movie references. (And yes, I took the time to watch the movies.)

I had a few YEARS of constant indoctrination. EVERY DAY of that time was spent living in a complex habitat that mirrored your time, complete with trained actors in period clothes. It was an almost perfect replica.

As for the other mention of a movie called "Continuum," I am afraid I am not familiar with it. I will Google it after I post this though.
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Three years of training for a 1 day mission!

We prepared THAT much.
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OP, since you ONLY have movies from OUR time-frame, I assume you have access to the film IDIOCRACY.

Have you seen this? Because, from what I gather, this seems to be an uncanny model for the corporate-run future you have described for us, a future developing not too far off as we speak of it here in 2012.

Romney gets elected in 2016? Is this the start of the corporate take-over of civilization?

What you are presenting seems to have this progression:

1. Obama's second term sees the continuation of the Republican stalemating of Congress, while he is forced to continue enacting into law measures to control and contain 'potentials' which might otherwise be better considered, then enacted, by Congress itself.

2. This continuing stalemate hurts our country to the point that Romney is either 'elected' next time around, or, this additional four-year period of the Obama 'stalemate' gives TPTB time to institute some way to see that this friend to corporate interests DOES attain office...which, in and of itself, looks feasible in my point of view.

3. During those first-four years of the Romney presidency, laws are enacted handing over to corporate interests everything from health-care to education to food production, and, so forth...which eventually leads us to number 4 on my list:

4. Things do not work out as we, the citizenry, hoped they would. Which leads to number 5 on my list:

5. THE CORPORATE TAKEOVER OF OUR PLANET, which, in essence, is pretty much what you are describing here, as there's no longer a need for GOVERNMENT interests, since corporations now run everything.

Which brings me back to the movie IDIOCRACY, where, some 400 years into the future, society has now devolved into a caricature of 'society' that can no longer think for itself--largely because education and nutrition had been so sorely compromised, well... Why don't you just see this movie for yourself, then come back here so we can discuss the points I have presented.

AND, I am still interested to have my prior questions answered, where I ask if, by 2089, the radiation and chemical disasters of our present time have yet to be neutralized. After reading this post, you can simply link to my last set of questions by hitting the up arrow in the top right-hand corner of this post.

Ooookie-dokie, then; please give us your insight.

Thank you!

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Like I said before, we studied this stuff for several years. We learned everything imaginable, from emoticons and hand gestures to movie references. (And yes, I took the time to watch the movies.)

I had a few YEARS of constant indoctrination. EVERY DAY of that time was spent living in a complex habitat that mirrored your time, complete with trained actors in period clothes. It was an almost perfect replica.

 Quoting: kamalayka


So, you must know more about recent events then. Answer me these please:

1. What year does the current Queen of England die?

2. Is "Apple" still going in 2089?

3. You said the cars were very similar to now - What is their source of energy?

4. No more McDonalds? What brought about it's downfall?

5. Why do humans in 2089 have no need for movies? Movies, Plays, Theatre, Stories - the concept goes back hundreds, if not thousands of years.

6. How far back in time is it possible to travel?

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