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I am From the Future. Please Read This.

 
Bhagwash
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10/02/2012 01:18 PM
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From the future ? Weren't you an extra-terrestrial last time.. [link to ufocasebook.conforums.com]
You know, adding to the confusion on this planet is not very laudible;
but what should we expect from someone named after a shirt made of seal intestines !
[link to www.wordnik.com]
boilerbengal

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10/02/2012 01:54 PM

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From the future ? Weren't you an extra-terrestrial last time.. [link to ufocasebook.conforums.com]
You know, adding to the confusion on this planet is not very laudible;
but what should we expect from someone named after a shirt made of seal intestines !
[link to www.wordnik.com]
 Quoting: Bhagwash 24819135


whew i was hoping this to be a hoax. i was dreading the obama win.

but i must say i'v enjoyed this thread. cool stuff !!
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/02/2012 04:17 PM
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assuming its the same kamalyka. i found a few people on google with the same name
GeordieLegend

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10/03/2012 04:41 AM
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Last Edited by GeordieLegend on 10/03/2012 04:42 AM
Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach...
GeordieLegend

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assuming its the same kamalyka. i found a few people on google with the same name
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...someone been trying to pull the wool over our eyes..?

Not on GLP, surely!
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Funney

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10/03/2012 04:46 AM
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too much Prometheus kid
please please please ?
yeah right, 12 years or less

hf
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/03/2012 08:23 PM
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I try to provide some entertainment - you know, take you on a ride, so you some sights. . .

And even if you did not believe my tale, can you honestly say it wasn't entertaining? Did you at least get a cheap laugh?
Funney

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10/04/2012 01:24 AM
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I try to provide some entertainment - you know, take you on a ride, so you some sights. . .

And even if you did not believe my tale, can you honestly say it wasn't entertaining? Did you at least get a cheap laugh?
 Quoting: kamalayka


not bad for your age!
this kind of thinking will help you
more than you think and in many ways

hf
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 06:38 AM
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Idk if it's true or not, you are role-player or you should ask to John Titor is on GLP.

Do Deaf people are in your world line?
GeordieLegend

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10/04/2012 08:15 AM
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I try to provide some entertainment - you know, take you on a ride, so you some sights. . .

And even if you did not believe my tale, can you honestly say it wasn't entertaining? Did you at least get a cheap laugh?
 Quoting: kamalayka


So why be a dick in the first place?

Ever heard of the boy who cried wolf..?
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/04/2012 10:55 AM
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isomebody wrote that I was 12.

For the record, I'm actually 23. Granted, I'm immature online - but, then again, it IS a conspiracy theory forum!

Talk about calling the kettle black!
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 11:32 AM
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I mostly studied the little stuff, like mannerisms and period clothing and stuff.

There is one prediction that I can tell you exactly:

Before the election, it will be revealed that a Chinese corporation has financed much of the smear campaign between Obama and Romney. (Ever sice the Supreme COurt ruled corporations are people, nothing can stop foreign companies from influencing US campaigns, as your future will sadly reveal.

The Surpreme Court in your time ruled that corporations are people and have the rights of a people. That SINGLE ACT is what will ultimately usher in the age of corporate rule.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Yep, I thought so. Can you tell us anything major that happens in the next ten years? Anything celestial or environmental?
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 12:53 PM
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Your tale was very good, I've believed all the way until you said that humans first step on Mars in summer 2071. This is far from truth since Mars One is planning to send humans on Red Planet in September 2022.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/04/2012 02:19 PM
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They have been promising to go to Mars for YEARS. The date changes all the time.
Marmaduke
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10/05/2012 07:20 AM
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I have a question. What does the future think about what happened in the september 11 attacks?
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I have a question. What does the future think about what happened in the september 11 attacks?
 Quoting: Marmaduke 11976377


holy christ can't you people read?
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 07:28 AM
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OP, what happens to Australia by your time (the continent is also called Sahul or Meganesia among other terms, Australia refers to the nation)? Does it become some sort of Byzantium to America's Rome? Does it get invaded by India like I would fear?
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They have been promising to go to Mars for YEARS. The date changes all the time.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Smokey !!! We know what u did last summer!!!


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10/05/2012 08:32 AM
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I just read all the posts from the OP. I find it difficult to believe that someone from 70 years in the future ends many sentences with "and stuff".
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10/05/2012 08:37 AM
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i have a question ... do the buffalo bills still suck real bad in 2089?
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10/05/2012 09:09 AM
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okay, how bout the basics. Cars, homes, food, weather etc.
 Quoting: Medic


Fossil fuel is no longer used. I am not an expert in this stuff, but the electric plants in 2089 have large metallic turbines that spin and generate massive amounts of electricity. Everything is powered by them (much like your time.)

Cars are pretty much the same, actually. Food is largely regional. Weather is the same.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Cars are NOT the same. We have self driving cars here today. People would not drive their own cars in 2089. Weather is not the same. The climate will have changed by 2089. In fact, I would not be surprised if humans don't live in an artificial type of climate by then. Food is different too. People are largely vegetarian in 2089. There is also interplanetary travel and a whole lot of things that are NOT the same. You must be from 2016.
GeordieLegend

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10/10/2012 12:50 PM
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One thing i want to know - Do people still talk complete and utter bollocks, and pretend to be from the future in online forums in 2089..?

Just askin'
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Bluestarlight

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10/10/2012 02:18 PM
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I am sorry to have taken up your time.

I guess we're all travellers on the journey of life. For some of us, stranger than fiction things happen.

This will be my last for post today. I have a headache and I am tired.

So let me leave you with my desperate message one last time:


IF YOU KNOW OF ANYBODY CLAIMING TO BE FROM THE EXACT DATE OF MARCH 29, 2089, THEN PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

THANK YOU.
 Quoting: kamalayka


OP perhaps you should ask to John Titor 2 from 2036 and on GLP, or are you role-player, anyway.

"I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question"

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Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2012 12:46 AM
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Email me to speak ewillisii@yahoo.com
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12/24/2012 02:14 AM
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Email me to speak ewillisii@yahoo.com
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30755097


shockeddidnt dude just confess to roleplaying? hello and he is 23 hmmm maybe you should write fiction.
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2012 02:21 AM
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What is your name? Or at least first initial and last name ?
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12/24/2012 02:34 AM
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Our "computers" are not as you would recognize them. Yes, they are computers in that they handle and transer data. But they are so different than what you people have.

For one thing, they are largely organic. It's not my area of knowledge at all, but I can tell you that using a "computer" in my time is sort of like using an extention of yourself. I don't mean to sound evasive, but it's the best I can describe it. It's like "putting on" an arm or a foot to perform a task, and then taking it off when you are done!
 Quoting: kamalayka


what do you know about this nobody shmuck?
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2012 03:01 AM
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As for the language question:

1. I was recruited for this nearly three years in advance. My training consisted, among other things, in 45 minutes of daily reading of archived internet conversation from your time and constant conversation with peers and teachers in our facility using ONLY the language of this time.

We learned how people folded paper money. (There is NO paper in 2089. It's one of those things you hear about but never see. The first time I ever touched it I got goosebumps from like - sort of like somebody scratching a fork on a plate.)

In short, I went through EXTENSIVE culture training. I also have been here for several months now.
 Quoting: kamalayka


tell us of GOD? religion..ufo's..stc,,etc..
NICARICANKING

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12/24/2012 03:23 AM
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Hi.

I do not expect anybody to believe me, but I still need to get this off my chest.

I am very tired right now, so I won't go into details. Just allow me to state the following basic facts:

I am from the exact date March 29, 2089.

I've been here for months.

Nothing can help me.

I am a weary soul dealt a crushing blow by fate. I am alone and have nobody to confide in. My only consolation is knowing that my words that I write here today will exist in cyberspace forever.

I understand what this forum is. I've browsed it, hoping to find someone out there like me. (I know of at least a handful of other who were stranded more or less in the same time as myself. We are all within a decade or so of each other.)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

If, somehow, by chance, by the mercy of God Almighty, one of my colleagues IS reading these words, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me.

If you know somebody/of somebody who claims to be from the exact date of March 29, 2089, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let them know of this post.

I am a lost voyager at sea. I have no hope.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are one of my colleagues, then contact me somehow. And if you think I am crazy, then that's fine. But if you know of ANYBODY who has mentioned on this site or elsewhere (or even better yet, in person) being from the exact date of March 29, 2089, no matter how silly or impossible or crazy this whole thing seems, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know/let them know.

If answering your questions about your future helps my cause any, than by all means ask away. But I am so desperate and afraid.
 Quoting: kamalayka


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tell us more, OP
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