I am and what to you 15 years to post on this forum?

Do you realize how many stupid threads the Command made me read in search of you?

We brought you back because of your mother and an item she inadvertantly discovered on holiday and kept in a shoebox as a trinket/souvenir from her trip as a young girl- despite the time shift variance risk of 22.39% that interacting with your child aged mother (and a more acceptable psychosis loop variance of 6.63%) we are afraid (or more specifically Carlis from the Secondary Council expressed concern at the final vote to employ the non perfected Looking Glass derived time retrofitting of your 12th incarnated biomass enclosure to 1997) that you must complete your task/mission and find her, acquire the item (it appears to be a fossil of some kind when in fact it is a priceless and very important piece of Dimoraphram which is a mutant mineralized precursor to Hexalilite which a mere sliver or .74 grams can, when subjected to a certain degrees of heat in the Kelvin scale, not only takes 78 years and 5 months to burn but yields approximately 18x the megawatts of per day than the Hoover Dam and thus is the first "free energy" fossil fuel if you will that due to its scarcity and the current ignorance of its existence is crucial to the future) and in the current quantimeline of your life she throws away the shoebox due to certain imminent paradigm shifting events the Command of course prohibits me from disclosing to the public but which I have authorization to brief you about) and since 9.8 billion lives would be lost in about 88 years time if this source of energy is not discovered you must brIng the shoebox to a student at a California high school who on this timeline wins a Nobel in 42 years for her work in discovering Hexalilite distillation and the method for energy ionization displacement when bombarded with catalystic elemental protocompunds -

The good news is we found each other

The bad news is that time is running low to save the rock/fossil/shoebox and we must talk now (you must contact me through CRC back channel deep web cMail)

Post here if you received this message (so I can set up your cMail account with my contact in a certain branch of a certain agency with 080 access) and if you think this is untrue I beg you to consider the laws of the time your were living in and ask yourself if the Time Ministry would allow a backtrack for any cause (other than a level 6 threat to the tri-planet populations)

Thank the Source you finally found this forum and posted

Myself and your other handler Gharlin had almost lost hope

Sourcespeed in your response and as the Sumatrians say "Danolec Ez Astria" (if you cannot read Sumatrian anymore we understand but it is in jest that I cite the cliche)

Now I can drink the dusty bottle of 2066 Orionectine I brought back with me and was saving for this occasion :) despite the 68000 bitcredits it is worth if don't open it and I could resell it for when we return to our true time in March of 2013 (the last possible date for us to use the Dulce jump room)


Cheers!