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If you had to reccommend one book to read before death...

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: If you had to reccommend one book to read before death...
The Bible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If that's too daunting, at least read the New Testament.

If THAT's too daunting, at least read all the words of Jesus printed in RED INK.
 Quoting: Who is Blue Fairy


I've read the bible! cover to cover! same with the Quran and the baghavad gita!
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10/02/2012 05:20 AM
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Rise of the Fourth Reich - Jim Marrs
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The View From Marrs
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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10/02/2012 05:27 AM

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Conversations with God - Neale Donald Walsch

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery - Bob Marley
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10/02/2012 05:27 AM
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Re: If you had to reccommend one book to read before death...
Atlantis The Lost Teachings of the children of the law of one. By jon penile. Fantasic book the Tibetans story from Atlantis till now.If you read this you will understand more of the whole conspiacy.
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10/02/2012 05:29 AM

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Re: If you had to reccommend one book to read before death...
Michael Newton, PhD's books:

'Journey of Souls'; and 'Destiny of Souls'.

I was a non-spiritual atheist before I read these two books about hypnotic past-life and inter-life 'regression' of hundreds of patients.

Eye-opening due to the similarities and cohesiveness of multiple accounts of the persistence of memories from previous lives and their times spent 'between' incarnations.
 Quoting: MindShaft


hf

I became a hypno-therapist after reading these books.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery - Bob Marley
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Atlantis The Lost Teachings of the children of the law of one. By jon penile. Fantasic book the Tibetans story from Atlantis till now.If you read this you will understand more of the whole conspiacy.
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LOL!!! Is that his real name? I bet he pronounces it "Pen-ILL-ee". I would.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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10/02/2012 05:31 AM
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"Two in the Pink, One in the Stink". No joke. It's on Amazon.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Examples from Part II of "Two in the Pink, One in the Stink"...

Two in the Blossom, One in the Awesome
Two in the Child, One in the Wild
Two in the Flirty, One in the Hurty
Two in the Eat, One in the Seat
Two in the Snail, One in the Tail
Two in the Squirt, One in the Hurt
Two in the Funs, One in the Runs
Two in the Classy, One in the Gassy
Two in the Gap, One in the Crap
Two in the Dame, One in the Shame
Two in the Sludge, One in the Fudge
Two in the Party, One in the Farty
Two in the F***, One in the Yuck
Two in the Blood, One in the Mud
Two in the Pimp, One in the Limp
Two in the Kids, One in the Skids
Two in the Bush, One in the Tush
Two in the Drip, One in the Rip
Two in the Fold, One in the Gold
Two in the Easy, One in the Sleazy
Two in the Wet, One in the Regret
Two in the Pregger, One in the Beggar
Two in the Humper, One in the Dumper
Two in the Beaver, One in the Fever
Two in the Porn, One in the Corn
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


You'll probably re-incarnate as a two-dollar, rent-out, crack-smoking, she-male turning tricks at the Democratic National Convention's outdoor waste-disposal/re-cycle unit in 2020, where president-elect Barney Frank will 'personally' supervise your re-education to prove that the 'Two in the Front' are nothing more than a Republican hoax that heterosexuality exists, or that it is normal.

What a freak. Do you have ANY female relatives? What? Not even a mother?
 Quoting: MindShaft


Too late. That was my incarnation 8 lifetimes ago. Don't knock it 'til you try it. It was a blast, let me tell ya! :)
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


You NEED therapy, and having read your posts and responses so do I, ... and probably all of my relatives too, - including the 'as-yet unborn'.

Expect a bill for these services.

We do accept VISA, DISCOVER. Mastercard. AMEX. PayPal etc.
"People have been conditioned to ridicule all that they are incapable of understanding." Goethe

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free." Goethe
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Re: If you had to reccommend one book to read before death...
" The Lost Book Of Enki"

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10/02/2012 05:54 AM

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The Wheel of Life: A Memoir of Living and Dying by Elisabeth Kubler-Ross


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10/02/2012 06:09 AM
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Re: If you had to reccommend one book to read before death...
RED ALERT

Stephen leeb is the author ,I got audio book version sherlock
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10/02/2012 06:11 AM
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Noddy by Enid Blyton.


Oh yes.
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10/02/2012 06:12 AM
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Re: If you had to reccommend one book to read before death...
The Book of Aquarius

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"illusions" by Richard Bach
Children always bring brightness into the world....they never turn off the lights!
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The Air Conditioned Nightmare by Henry Miller
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"Two in the Pink, One in the Stink". No joke. It's on Amazon.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


cruise

I'm logging into my Amazon account now.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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10/02/2012 07:15 AM
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Re: If you had to reccommend one book to read before death...
Check out The Holy Bible (KJV) no joke it will change your life. I promise.

Jesus is Lord.
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Re: If you had to reccommend one book to read before death...
Check out The Holy Bible (KJV) no joke it will change your life. I promise.

Jesus is Lord.
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Book for'Christ's sake...you know, literature. That which turns christians into atheists :-)
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Re: If you had to reccommend one book to read before death...
"Extraordinary popular delusions and the madness of crowds"
by Charles Mackay

If the reader has long to live, it will be useful, as it shows how people "think" or, actually, believe silly things without thinking much, if at all.

If the reader is about to go, the realization of how stupid people are will make the departure a lot less regrettable.
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I am glad I stumbled onto the free book Awakening with Arch Angel Michael- the title is misleading. Talks about Atlantis, ley lines, vortexes, and some really cool possibilities of how we got here and where we might be going.

If interested I downloaded it at thecrystalcrossings.com
under books.
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Our Universal Journey - George Kavassilas
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Animal Farm

~George Orwell
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If death were imminent?

Box o cigars and a litre of Jamesons.

Fuck books!
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10/02/2012 07:28 AM
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Green eggs and ham by Dr. Seuss
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NO!!!
..I was going to say Horton Hears A Who!

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If it existed - "how to become immortal"
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"The Power of Now" by Eckhart Tolle
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"The Lost Secret of Death", by Peter Novak.

[link to www.amazon.com]

Novak's research is currently being studied by The Immortality Project at the University of California at Riverside.

[link to www.sptimmortalityproject.com]
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Twelwth Planet Zecharia Sitchin
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Crime and punishment
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Re: If you had to reccommend one book to read before death...
Kicking The Goat Silly - a new novel and rather surprising. Lots of conspiracy stuff mixed in.


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"In order to arrive at what you are not,
You must go through the way in which you are not."

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My Novel,(yes, I wrote a book) Kicking The Goat Silly
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10/02/2012 08:24 AM
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"How To Avoid Death" by Count Saint Germain.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: If you had to reccommend one book to read before death...
"Two in the Pink, One in the Stink". No joke. It's on Amazon.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


cruise

I'm logging into my Amazon account now.
 Quoting: Debauchery


lmao
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.

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