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Why Don't People Wash Their Hands After Using The Bathroom?

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 05:57 AM
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The ridiculous rationales used here to excuse not washing hands
 Quoting: sci fi girl


What about your vagina right?
It has festering crusty cream in it and rotting blood leaks out of it once a month.
And its attached to you lmao
And you are worried about your hands? cruise
We are all made of disgusting poo juices it is a fact.
Wash all you want, you can never get clean.
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 05:58 AM
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Everyone is covered in a microscopic film of their own and everyone elses feces they come into contact with.


Fact.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24197715


Forgot to add:

It doesn't matter how much you wash... won't change the fact that you are covered in mutual poos and wees...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24197715


We are made out of constantly festering poo!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


Yes we are.

We need to be covered in everyone elses wees and poos for our immune system to work.

Folks today get sick because they are too clean and sterile.
sci fi girl (OP)

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10/02/2012 06:03 AM
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Again, just incredible. Those of you who feel it's fine to walk around with shit on you hands, tell me when you do wash them. Do you take a shower ever? If so, what is the point? You need all that dirt to survive, don't you?

It's when reading threads like this that I realize our leaders may really count the votes.
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10/02/2012 06:03 AM
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Is it just me or the Australian's here very adverse to washing the poop off of their hands?

Saying we're all made out of rotting poop is a pretty stupid argument.
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10/02/2012 06:04 AM
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This thread suggests some of us are devolving.
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10/02/2012 06:07 AM
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Is it just me or the Australian's here very adverse to washing the poop off of their hands?

Saying we're all made out of rotting poop is a pretty stupid argument.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


Whether you wash or not, you ARE covered in a fine film of yours and other peoples feces.

Accept it.

You are not only full of shit, you are covered in it!

LOL
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10/02/2012 06:08 AM
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This thread suggests some of us are devolving.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24787753


That would be YOU.

LOL
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10/02/2012 06:10 AM

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Is it just me or the Australian's here very adverse to washing the poop off of their hands?

Saying we're all made out of rotting poop is a pretty stupid argument.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


Not this one, I wash after EVERY visit!!!
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 06:14 AM
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This thread suggests some of us are devolving.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24787753


That would be YOU.

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24197715


Says the guy who's apparently covered in feces.

You make it sound like you mist yourself with a spray bottle full of liquified poo. That's how you get the fine film of poop on yourself?

To each his own I guess.

Either that or you hang out in a small room full of high pressure toilets that people constantly crap in and flush, causing the poop particles to fly out all over the place.
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10/02/2012 06:18 AM
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Is it just me or the Australian's here very adverse to washing the poop off of their hands?

Saying we're all made out of rotting poop is a pretty stupid argument.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


Not this one, I wash after EVERY visit!!!
 Quoting: miffed


tounge

Sorry, I shouldn't have lumped all of you in with our Aussie AC who appears to want to head up the Anti-Hand Washing League.

Based on the grounds that, apparently, we're all just completely coated in shit at all times plus we're made of rotting shit. Therefor, washing hands is redundant.

Oh and all surfaces are also coated in shit, no matter what.
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10/02/2012 06:18 AM
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every human being has 6.500.000.000 bacteria 'on board' :loma:

and every bacteria has an average of 100 parasites on it charlie
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10/02/2012 06:19 AM
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People are extremely dirty no matter how much they wash themselves. Hygiene is an illusion. That's why I wear gloves and other protective gear 247 and suggest you do too. You've most likely lived a normal childhood of playing outside, getting dirty etc so your immune system should be fairly well built up. Now it's time to stop acting like dirty animals.
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10/02/2012 06:20 AM
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This thread suggests some of us are devolving.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24787753


That would be YOU.

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24197715


Says the guy who's apparently covered in feces.

You make it sound like you mist yourself with a spray bottle full of liquified poo. That's how you get the fine film of poop on yourself?

To each his own I guess.

Either that or you hang out in a small room full of high pressure toilets that people constantly crap in and flush, causing the poop particles to fly out all over the place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


I'm talking facts here.

You can verify them.

I would not shake your hand for the simple reason that you are stupid enough to use a public sink to wash your hands.

You are filthy.

Go home and wash your hands.

Studies have shown time and time again that there are less germs on a toilet seat in a public rest room than on sink, tap (faucet) or the door on the way out.
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10/02/2012 06:20 AM
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People are extremely dirty no matter how much they wash themselves. Hygiene is an illusion. That's why I wear gloves and other protective gear 247 and suggest you do too. You've most likely lived a normal childhood of playing outside, getting dirty etc so your immune system should be fairly well built up. Now it's time to stop acting like dirty animals.
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cruise
miffed

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10/02/2012 06:22 AM

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Is it just me or the Australian's here very adverse to washing the poop off of their hands?

Saying we're all made out of rotting poop is a pretty stupid argument.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


Not this one, I wash after EVERY visit!!!
 Quoting: miffed


tounge

Sorry, I shouldn't have lumped all of you in with our Aussie AC who appears to want to head up the Anti-Hand Washing League.

Based on the grounds that, apparently, we're all just completely coated in shit at all times plus we're made of rotting shit. Therefor, washing hands is redundant.

Oh and all surfaces are also coated in shit, no matter what.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


It's all good hf
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10/02/2012 06:22 AM
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People are extremely dirty no matter how much they wash themselves. Hygiene is an illusion. That's why I wear gloves and other protective gear 247 and suggest you do too. You've most likely lived a normal childhood of playing outside, getting dirty etc so your immune system should be fairly well built up. Now it's time to stop acting like dirty animals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4443279


I like being a dirty animal its natural
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 06:22 AM
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This thread suggests some of us are devolving.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24787753


That would be YOU.

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24197715


Says the guy who's apparently covered in feces.

You make it sound like you mist yourself with a spray bottle full of liquified poo. That's how you get the fine film of poop on yourself?

To each his own I guess.

Either that or you hang out in a small room full of high pressure toilets that people constantly crap in and flush, causing the poop particles to fly out all over the place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


I'm talking facts here.

You can verify them.

I would not shake your hand for the simple reason that you are stupid enough to use a public sink to wash your hands.

You are filthy.

Go home and wash your hands.

Studies have shown time and time again that there are less germs on a toilet seat in a public rest room than on sink, tap (faucet) or the door on the way out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24197715


Whatever you need to tell yourself to justify not washing your hands after you shit...

Enjoy the next finger foods you eat.
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 06:24 AM
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Is it just me or the Australian's here very adverse to washing the poop off of their hands?

Saying we're all made out of rotting poop is a pretty stupid argument.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


Not this one, I wash after EVERY visit!!!
 Quoting: miffed


Yeah I wash I hate poop fingers it doesn't turn me on in the slightest.
But don't lie about washing after every visit, I don't wash after a piss because my dick doesn't stink, and neither do girls ALL the time.
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 06:24 AM
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I wash my hands after I shit but I wash them before I piss because my dick is clean and I ain't touching it with dirty hands.
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10/02/2012 06:26 AM
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This thread suggests some of us are devolving.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24787753


Oh so enlightened psychopathic one, you are just a chunk of rotting poop like the rest of it.
Yet you can't accept this because of your brain malfunction lmao
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 06:27 AM
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I wash my hands after I shit but I wash them before I piss because my dick is clean and I ain't touching it with dirty hands.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24278562


Well ive done this but only when they were filthy from working with grease and oil and chemicals.
At home around the house my hands are clean and I would never wash before a piss.
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...


That would be YOU.

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24197715


Says the guy who's apparently covered in feces.

You make it sound like you mist yourself with a spray bottle full of liquified poo. That's how you get the fine film of poop on yourself?

To each his own I guess.

Either that or you hang out in a small room full of high pressure toilets that people constantly crap in and flush, causing the poop particles to fly out all over the place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


I'm talking facts here.

You can verify them.

I would not shake your hand for the simple reason that you are stupid enough to use a public sink to wash your hands.

You are filthy.

Go home and wash your hands.

Studies have shown time and time again that there are less germs on a toilet seat in a public rest room than on sink, tap (faucet) or the door on the way out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24197715


Whatever you need to tell yourself to justify not washing your hands after you shit...

Enjoy the next finger foods you eat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


Enjoy your "germ free" fantasy world.

How's that flu... again

LOL
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10/02/2012 06:28 AM

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I learned at an early age how NOT to piss on my hands when taking a leak.
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

Please ignore the German flag, I am an American.

Keep your 72 virgins, give me one old biker chick.
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 06:33 AM
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Enjoy your "germ free" fantasy world.

How's that flu... again

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24197715


I never said I don't believe in germs. All I said is that people should wash their hands after they shit. You don't seem to be able to grasp common sense though.

Who's the psycho that thinks he's enlightened here?

Oh yea, you.

Everyone knows there are germs everywhere, just like everyone knows it's still a good idea to wash ourselves. How is this not the simplest of concepts to grasp?

Are you denying that people who don't practice personal hygiene have poorer health than those who do?

Go ahead and don't wash yourself, I couldn't really care less.
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10/02/2012 06:35 AM
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I used to feel I didn't clean my hands well enough after using the lavatory so I have installed a high pressure steam outlet next to the basin and it is also plumbed into the washlet-jet in my electronic toilet seat. It used to hurt a bit but the 300C steam even cleans your fingernails.

I carry 60 grit sandpaper for when I'm not at home.
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 06:39 AM
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Enjoy your "germ free" fantasy world.

How's that flu... again

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24197715


I never said I don't believe in germs. All I said is that people should wash their hands after they shit. You don't seem to be able to grasp common sense though.

Who's the psycho that thinks he's enlightened here?

Oh yea, you.

Everyone knows there are germs everywhere, just like everyone knows it's still a good idea to wash ourselves. How is this not the simplest of concepts to grasp?

Are you denying that people who don't practice personal hygiene have poorer health than those who do?

Go ahead and don't wash yourself, I couldn't really care less.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


You refuse to read.

You just want to be right.

You are full of shit and covered in shit whether you like it or not.
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10/02/2012 06:42 AM
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...a little bit of piss and shit never hurt anyone...
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10/02/2012 06:43 AM
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Enjoy your "germ free" fantasy world.

How's that flu... again

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24197715


I never said I don't believe in germs. All I said is that people should wash their hands after they shit. You don't seem to be able to grasp common sense though.

Who's the psycho that thinks he's enlightened here?

Oh yea, you.

Everyone knows there are germs everywhere, just like everyone knows it's still a good idea to wash ourselves. How is this not the simplest of concepts to grasp?

Are you denying that people who don't practice personal hygiene have poorer health than those who do?

Go ahead and don't wash yourself, I couldn't really care less.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


You refuse to read.

You just want to be right.

You are full of shit and covered in shit whether you like it or not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24197715


yawn
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10/02/2012 06:44 AM
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this is absolutely correct
wash hands BEFORE touching your self
the bathroom door knobs and handles
are maybe the filthiest part of a bathroom

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I could not not wash my hands after number two. Id feel dirty.
After peeing on the other hand... i mean, my weenie is the cleanest part of my body. Always tucked in.
If something i shoukd wash the hands BEFORE taking a leak.
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10/02/2012 06:46 AM
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wash hands BEFORE touching your self

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I touched your mummy before she gave birth to you and I didn't wash my hands 5a