Attn US Media - All Stories Of Obama's "BRILLIANT!" Debate Win Must Be Turned In To MediaMatters By 8PM Tonite For Approval!

All US Media are again warned that all stories about the Debate tomorrow night must be turned in to MediaMatters.Soros for approval and editing by 6pm tonight. All debate stories must include the pre-focus-grouped terms:
"Obama's Brilliance", Unexpectedly Vigorous", and "Obama's Unexpected Victory".

Any Reporters not in compliance with this mandate will be deemed RASSIS, homphobic, and Enemies of the Obamunist State. Also, the DOJ, IRS will launch investigations of your finances, and the SEIU will seek compliance through your school children.

Banishment from DC/Manhattan fancy-dress parties, and the popular gay bars across the country, are just a couple of the many penalties you may face for non-compliance with this directive.

Have an Obama Day!
MediaMatters.Soros/Open Society Institute

Last Edited by PravdaDemocrat on 10/02/2012 04:23 PM