nice response...I would have

a) put his name and email up and not respond at all

or

B) commented that perhaps he preferred the makeup laden quasi homosexual anchor "man" instead

or

c) suggested that he should read the paper instead if he can in fact read or follows the news at all

or

d) explain that the news is for the "intellects" among us and he shouldn't concern himself with such minor details and go back to the ledge he was on...

or

e) give his name to the authorities and call him a possible radical terrorist

or

f) do what she did...it was good for her soul