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Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(

 
stinky1

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IMHO if you are worried about captain hook, and that is your biggest problem with the whole scenario, don't have kids.

however, i believe you to be a troll.
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Agent Tray is that you in your avatar pic? If so i will offer my services to you as well. No hassle.
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10/02/2012 09:14 PM

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Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


If you can't afford a doctor, then you can't afford a child...
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Yes, please don't add a child to your financial problems! That is very irresponsible. Who is going to pay for the $10,000 to deliver your baby, and all the pediatric care from there on out? Oh yeah...that would be us tax payers, right? I chose NOT to have children because I could not afford them. Use your head!!!
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Wanton pleasures, doting love
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IMHO if you are worried about captain hook, and that is your biggest problem with the whole scenario, don't have kids.

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My husband want children and I want children. But I don't want to get just any sperm. I'd like to keep it in the family. His Dad is nice...
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10/02/2012 09:17 PM

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He's right, "poor" is due to poor choices...
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Poor Choices... Poor Choices, I tell you buster bean we have been taking care of his mother for the last 5 years. With her Soc Sec plus what we give her, she has a pretty nice life. We give 10% to the church, plus on Saturday's you can find us at the homeless shelter here in town. Plus all the taxes we pay... So don't talk to me about poor choices Buster BEAN!
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You take grandma's SS and give it to the church and other shit while not being able to afford healthcare, and dare blame your employer? Yeah, poor choices indeed...
 Quoting: BRIEF

You're not very bright are you Mr. Buster Bean?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


Well, I have money and children, what do you think?



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10/02/2012 09:46 PM

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Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
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marijuana.......get better results
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10/02/2012 09:48 PM

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Apple cider vinegar will up the production!
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10/02/2012 09:50 PM
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Let me guess, you are from Alabama?
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10/02/2012 09:54 PM

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IMHO if you are worried about captain hook, and that is your biggest problem with the whole scenario, don't have kids.

however, i believe you to be a troll.
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Agent Tray is that you in your avatar pic? If so i will offer my services to you as well. No hassle.
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Tis me.. but with a name like stinky I am not sure I will accept.
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10/02/2012 09:57 PM
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Poor Choices... Poor Choices, I tell you buster bean we have been taking care of his mother for the last 5 years. With her Soc Sec plus what we give her, she has a pretty nice life. We give 10% to the church, plus on Saturday's you can find us at the homeless shelter here in town. Plus all the taxes we pay... So don't talk to me about poor choices Buster BEAN!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


You take grandma's SS and give it to the church and other shit while not being able to afford healthcare, and dare blame your employer? Yeah, poor choices indeed...
 Quoting: BRIEF

You're not very bright are you Mr. Buster Bean?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


Well, I have money and children, what do you think?



:kingsisland:

:Briefcoaster367:

:Briefandyoungest:
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Wow you're small Mr. Buster Bean
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10/02/2012 09:59 PM

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IMHO if you are worried about captain hook, and that is your biggest problem with the whole scenario, don't have kids.

however, i believe you to be a troll.
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Agent Tray is that you in your avatar pic? If so i will offer my services to you as well. No hassle.
 Quoting: stinky1


Tis me.. but with a name like stinky I am not sure I will accept.
 Quoting: Agent Tray


What about Son of Thor? tounge

All kidding aside, you are attractive.
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My husband's dad is really nice. I wonder if I can ask him? That way my husband will never know. On baby makin' week I would have sex with both of them and if I get pregnant then my husband will never figure it out.

I think I will ask him.
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Fucking boring sad sack troll
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You take grandma's SS and give it to the church and other shit while not being able to afford healthcare, and dare blame your employer? Yeah, poor choices indeed...
 Quoting: BRIEF

You're not very bright are you Mr. Buster Bean?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


Well, I have money and children, what do you think?



:kingsisland:

:Briefcoaster367:

:Briefandyoungest:
 Quoting: BRIEF


Wow you're small Mr. Buster Bean
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he works as a clown at that amusement park.

he's Bowleggy the Buttfucked Clown.

the vicious queer's best friend on Gay Days....
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
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Trollbait

No woman would ever post something like this
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10/02/2012 10:04 PM

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Tell your husband to quit wearing tighty-whitey's and stay out of the hot tub...
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10/02/2012 10:07 PM

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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
IMHO if you are worried about captain hook, and that is your biggest problem with the whole scenario, don't have kids.

however, i believe you to be a troll.
 Quoting: Agent Tray


Agent Tray is that you in your avatar pic? If so i will offer my services to you as well. No hassle.
 Quoting: stinky1


Tis me.. but with a name like stinky I am not sure I will accept.
 Quoting: Agent Tray


What about Son of Thor? tounge

All kidding aside, you are attractive.
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Thanks, Son of Thor. Better name than Stinky.
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10/02/2012 10:11 PM
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


How do you know it's your husband's fault that you're not getting pregnant and not yours? Really poor? Then don't have a kid!!!


[link to www.early-pregnancy-tests.com]
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10/02/2012 10:13 PM
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
IMHO if you are worried about captain hook, and that is your biggest problem with the whole scenario, don't have kids.

 Quoting: Agent Tray


My husband want children and I want children. But I don't want to get just any sperm. I'd like to keep it in the family. His Dad is nice...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


For sure you're not for real...

Troll.
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10/02/2012 10:19 PM
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


the best solution is to get your husbands sperm count up. You got internet there are alot of home remedies. why the fuck are you looking at your husbands brother bent cock. You guys are kinky.....
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10/02/2012 10:20 PM
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IMHO if you are worried about captain hook, and that is your biggest problem with the whole scenario, don't have kids.

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My husband want children and I want children. But I don't want to get just any sperm. I'd like to keep it in the family. His Dad is nice...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


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10/02/2012 10:22 PM
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Having children which you can't support is child abuse. Don't have children until you are sure that you can afford them. If you can't afford to feed, clothe and educate your child, you hate your child, due to your negligence to it, no matter what you may think or feel.
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10/02/2012 10:26 PM
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turkey baster
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Please explain?
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Does this really need an explanation?
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10/02/2012 10:27 PM
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
he's fine...he's just jerking off 3 times a day so he can get the extra boinking action in for nuthin!
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Bs troll
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Agreed! In case it's not; there are plenty of kids out there that need adopting!

As far as the brother thing ... don't do it!
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Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.

I wrote later:

My husband's dad is really nice. I wonder if I can ask him? That way my husband will never know. On baby makin' week I would have sex with both of them and if I get pregnant then my husband will never figure it out.

I think I will ask him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21668065


I asked my husband's dad if he would, you know,help me get pregnant, and he said absolutely not! A child should be conceived in love. When I told him we asked Captain Hook, he laughed and then was very mad at me. He said that Hookie always lusted after me so the baby would be conceived in lust and would more than likely have a bent peeper, just look at his kids, everyone of them have bent peepers. He then asked if Peanut (that's what Big John calls him) spends much time getting me in the mood. He then pointed out that when his exwife (the one we take care of) and him were in the baby making mood he always gave her pleasure first. And then they laid in bed doing other stuff he didn't tell me what. Then he would as he put "plant the seed of life". He said it worked every time. Also he added that they would not "make love" until it was the baby making week. That way his seed hopper would be full.

He told me to keep trying with my husband.

He also said make sure peanut "plows really deep" or as deep as he can. I don't know what that means. Do any of you?

That was the same advice some of the nicer people gave me.

I have my step dad, but that wouldn't be right. He's the deacon at our church. I'm stuck. tissue
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Bumb

Any advice would be very helpful...
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Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


It can be done even with a low sperm count, you just need knowledge. patience and dedication. Just search for it on the internets. No need to have sex with his brother.
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


It can be done even with a low sperm count, you just need knowledge. patience and dedication. Just search for it on the internets. No need to have sex with his brother.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24884384


It just that we have been trying for so long. I'm while to try anything!
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I mean willing to try anything... these keyboards are to big..
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Try doing it in the front bum instead?

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