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Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(

 
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Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
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10/02/2012 08:43 PM
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turkey baster
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you need to call me.
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10/02/2012 08:46 PM
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bitch, seems like a simple answer, if few minutes if discomfort are worth more than lifetime of having kids then certainly dont lay with his brother, should be obious to average iq male, not sure how does that translate to average iq female(lol) :)
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Please explain?
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10/02/2012 08:48 PM
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come to georgia
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


Please do not reproduce. You're in this situation for a reason. Life is telling you something. Listen to it.
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10/02/2012 08:51 PM
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Bs troll
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Take stock in walnuts...it's steroids for sperm. Layin' off the porn might help too.
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bitch, seems like a simple answer, if a few minutes of discomfort are worth more than lifetime of having kids then certainly don't lay with his brother, should be obvious to average IQ male, not sure how does that translate to average IQ female(lol) :)
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I'm not a bitch. We just want to have children - but there has to be a better way than sex with Captain "Hook". It's like a 90 degree hook...
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


If you can't afford a doctor, then you can't afford a child...
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


Please do not reproduce. You're in this situation for a reason. Life is telling you something. Listen to it.
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Oh you are terrible!! I don't like you..
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


Come to Alberta, I'll help you with your issue. No prob. I'm fit at 155lbs 5'10", red hair blue eyes fairly attractive. Any other Ladies having the same issue send me a message and I'll help you out. Why would a woman ever go to a sperm bank when there are good looking singlefellas like me, I'm going to make a website offering my services!!
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
obviosuly to her, 5 minutes of sex with his brother outweights having offspring for a lifetime :) i guess cuntwhore doesnt't like having kids after all. somebody tell that cumbitch that process of giving birth is much more investing :) good thing the irresponsible bitch aint got no chance of having one LOL :)
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Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


Please do not reproduce. You're in this situation for a reason. Life is telling you something. Listen to it.
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Oh you are terrible!! I don't like you..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


He's right, "poor" is due to poor choices...
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10/02/2012 08:55 PM
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You said you are really poor and cannot afford to go to the doctors...how are you going to pay for these children you want?
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


If you can't afford a doctor, then you can't afford a child...
 Quoting: BRIEF


My husband has a good job but no benefits. Company give them up because of ObamaCare. They told us to go ask Obama to pay... nice company...
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


If you can't afford a doctor, then you can't afford a child...
 Quoting: BRIEF


My husband has a good job but no benefits. Company give them up because of ObamaCare. They told us to go ask Obama to pay... nice company...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


Then maybe he can cut grass for another company...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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10/02/2012 08:57 PM
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Take stock in walnuts...it's steroids for sperm. Layin' off the porn might help too.
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Hey OP,if you want to troll stand at the back of a boat,on the ocean with a fishing rod in your hand....
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
You are poor but yet you want another mouth to feed?

What are you a retard?
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10/02/2012 09:00 PM

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OP, regresar a México y tener hijos allí ... por favor no los tengo aquí.
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
I have four beautiful, healthy, smart kids...my IQ is over 140 6'0" 185...used to model...would be glad to insemintae you...CA?...for your info...wife left me because I don't like the Catholic church and she became religious...so OUR kids would be free of that defect too....oh...and my dick is beautiful by all accounts.
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


Please do not reproduce. You're in this situation for a reason. Life is telling you something. Listen to it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11230399


Oh you are terrible!! I don't like you..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


He's right, "poor" is due to poor choices...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Poor Choices... Poor Choices, I tell you buster bean we have been taking care of his mother for the last 5 years. With her Soc Sec plus what we give her, she has a pretty nice life. We give 10% to the church, plus on Saturday's you can find us at the homeless shelter here in town. Plus all the taxes we pay... So don't talk to me about poor choices Buster BEAN!
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idea of having should triumph of having a few minutes of discomfort with her brother's husband. if she ain't willing that its her loss imo.
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Please do not reproduce. You're in this situation for a reason. Life is telling you something. Listen to it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11230399


Oh you are terrible!! I don't like you..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


He's right, "poor" is due to poor choices...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Poor Choices... Poor Choices, I tell you buster bean we have been taking care of his mother for the last 5 years. With her Soc Sec plus what we give her, she has a pretty nice life. We give 10% to the church, plus on Saturday's you can find us at the homeless shelter here in town. Plus all the taxes we pay... So don't talk to me about poor choices Buster BEAN!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


You take grandma's SS and give it to the church and other shit while not being able to afford healthcare, and dare blame your employer? Yeah, poor choices indeed...

Last Edited by BRIEF on 10/02/2012 09:06 PM
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


Please do not reproduce. You're in this situation for a reason. Life is telling you something. Listen to it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11230399


Oh you are terrible!! I don't like you..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


You know I'm right. Sounds like you can't afford a child anyway. Take my good advice and spare the rest of us your offspring.
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
IMHO if you are worried about captain hook, and that is your biggest problem with the whole scenario, don't have kids.

however, i believe you to be a troll.
How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
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Re: Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(
OP, you'll never be able to look at your broinlaw the same, and there sure as heck no way he will be able to look at you the same.. will cause huge emotional drama in the long run. Sex isn't just sex..

Use a turkey baster.
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obviosuly to her, 5 minutes of sex with his brother outweights having offspring for a lifetime :) i guess cuntwhore doesnt't like having kids after all. somebody tell that cumbitch that process of giving birth is much more investing :) good thing the irresponsible bitch aint got no chance of having one LOL :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24793432


the above post is a very good example of why glp is not the best place to get advise for this..

the bible is full of examples of people who had to wait late in life to have a child.. I think in your situation you should use the bibles example and wait. the only situation where your husband can have sex with another woman is polygamy. you must be married, always, before having sex, both male and female.

if your husband dies, then with your consent, you may marry his brother for the purpose of reproducing according to the bible. ofcourse, it would make it all the better, if you were attracted to him, and you loved him, which you don't.

DON'T DO THIS, END OF STORY.
Aikan
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Oh you are terrible!! I don't like you..
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He's right, "poor" is due to poor choices...
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Poor Choices... Poor Choices, I tell you buster bean we have been taking care of his mother for the last 5 years. With her Soc Sec plus what we give her, she has a pretty nice life. We give 10% to the church, plus on Saturday's you can find us at the homeless shelter here in town. Plus all the taxes we pay... So don't talk to me about poor choices Buster BEAN!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520


You take grandma's SS and give it to the church and other shit while not being able to afford healthcare, and dare blame your employer? Yeah, poor choices indeed...
 Quoting: BRIEF

You're not very bright are you Mr. Buster Bean?





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