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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24793432 Canada 10/02/2012 08:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | bitch, seems like a simple answer, if few minutes if discomfort are worth more than lifetime of having kids then certainly dont lay with his brother, should be obious to average iq male, not sure how does that translate to average iq female(lol) :) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11230399 United States 10/02/2012 08:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520 I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY) Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap. Please do not reproduce. You're in this situation for a reason. Life is telling you something. Listen to it. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 820520 United States 10/02/2012 08:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | bitch, seems like a simple answer, if a few minutes of discomfort are worth more than lifetime of having kids then certainly don't lay with his brother, should be obvious to average IQ male, not sure how does that translate to average IQ female(lol) :) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24793432 I'm not a bitch. We just want to have children - but there has to be a better way than sex with Captain "Hook". It's like a 90 degree hook... l l l l________ .......... |
BRIEF User ID: 24771157 United States 10/02/2012 08:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520 I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY) Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap. If you can't afford a doctor, then you can't afford a child... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 820520 United States 10/02/2012 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520 I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY) Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap. Please do not reproduce. You're in this situation for a reason. Life is telling you something. Listen to it. Oh you are terrible!! I don't like you.. |
stinky1 User ID: 1167868 Canada 10/02/2012 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520 I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY) Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap. Come to Alberta, I'll help you with your issue. No prob. I'm fit at 155lbs 5'10", red hair blue eyes fairly attractive. Any other Ladies having the same issue send me a message and I'll help you out. Why would a woman ever go to a sperm bank when there are good looking singlefellas like me, I'm going to make a website offering my services!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24793432 Canada 10/02/2012 08:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | obviosuly to her, 5 minutes of sex with his brother outweights having offspring for a lifetime :) i guess cuntwhore doesnt't like having kids after all. somebody tell that cumbitch that process of giving birth is much more investing :) good thing the irresponsible bitch aint got no chance of having one LOL :) |
BRIEF User ID: 24771157 United States 10/02/2012 08:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520 I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY) Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap. Please do not reproduce. You're in this situation for a reason. Life is telling you something. Listen to it. Oh you are terrible!! I don't like you.. He's right, "poor" is due to poor choices... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 820520 United States 10/02/2012 08:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520 I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY) Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap. If you can't afford a doctor, then you can't afford a child... My husband has a good job but no benefits. Company give them up because of ObamaCare. They told us to go ask Obama to pay... nice company... |
BRIEF User ID: 24771157 United States 10/02/2012 08:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520 I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY) Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap. If you can't afford a doctor, then you can't afford a child... My husband has a good job but no benefits. Company give them up because of ObamaCare. They told us to go ask Obama to pay... nice company... Then maybe he can cut grass for another company... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 820520 United States 10/02/2012 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take stock in walnuts...it's steroids for sperm. Layin' off the porn might help too. Quoting: x CHAKA x PORN!!! GROSS We are Christian, I'll have you Know!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20511833 United States 10/02/2012 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have four beautiful, healthy, smart kids...my IQ is over 140 6'0" 185...used to model...would be glad to insemintae you...CA?...for your info...wife left me because I don't like the Catholic church and she became religious...so OUR kids would be free of that defect too....oh...and my dick is beautiful by all accounts. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 820520 United States 10/02/2012 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520 I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY) Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap. Please do not reproduce. You're in this situation for a reason. Life is telling you something. Listen to it. Oh you are terrible!! I don't like you.. He's right, "poor" is due to poor choices... Poor Choices... Poor Choices, I tell you buster bean we have been taking care of his mother for the last 5 years. With her Soc Sec plus what we give her, she has a pretty nice life. We give 10% to the church, plus on Saturday's you can find us at the homeless shelter here in town. Plus all the taxes we pay... So don't talk to me about poor choices Buster BEAN! |
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BRIEF User ID: 24771157 United States 10/02/2012 09:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11230399 Please do not reproduce. You're in this situation for a reason. Life is telling you something. Listen to it. Oh you are terrible!! I don't like you.. He's right, "poor" is due to poor choices... Poor Choices... Poor Choices, I tell you buster bean we have been taking care of his mother for the last 5 years. With her Soc Sec plus what we give her, she has a pretty nice life. We give 10% to the church, plus on Saturday's you can find us at the homeless shelter here in town. Plus all the taxes we pay... So don't talk to me about poor choices Buster BEAN! You take grandma's SS and give it to the church and other shit while not being able to afford healthcare, and dare blame your employer? Yeah, poor choices indeed... Last Edited by BRIEF on 10/02/2012 09:06 PM I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11230399 United States 10/02/2012 09:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820520 I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY) Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap. Please do not reproduce. You're in this situation for a reason. Life is telling you something. Listen to it. Oh you are terrible!! I don't like you.. You know I'm right. Sounds like you can't afford a child anyway. Take my good advice and spare the rest of us your offspring. |
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Aikan User ID: 24390370 Thailand 10/02/2012 09:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | obviosuly to her, 5 minutes of sex with his brother outweights having offspring for a lifetime :) i guess cuntwhore doesnt't like having kids after all. somebody tell that cumbitch that process of giving birth is much more investing :) good thing the irresponsible bitch aint got no chance of having one LOL :) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24793432 the above post is a very good example of why glp is not the best place to get advise for this.. the bible is full of examples of people who had to wait late in life to have a child.. I think in your situation you should use the bibles example and wait. the only situation where your husband can have sex with another woman is polygamy. you must be married, always, before having sex, both male and female. if your husband dies, then with your consent, you may marry his brother for the purpose of reproducing according to the bible. ofcourse, it would make it all the better, if you were attracted to him, and you loved him, which you don't. DON'T DO THIS, END OF STORY. Aikan |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 820520 United States 10/02/2012 09:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Poor Choices... Poor Choices, I tell you buster bean we have been taking care of his mother for the last 5 years. With her Soc Sec plus what we give her, she has a pretty nice life. We give 10% to the church, plus on Saturday's you can find us at the homeless shelter here in town. Plus all the taxes we pay... So don't talk to me about poor choices Buster BEAN! You take grandma's SS and give it to the church and other shit while not being able to afford healthcare, and dare blame your employer? Yeah, poor choices indeed... You're not very bright are you Mr. Buster Bean? |