Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(

Agent Tray is that you in your avatar pic? If so i will offer my services to you as well. No hassle.

Yes, please don't add a child to your financial problems! That is very irresponsible. Who is going to pay for the $10,000 to deliver your baby, and all the pediatric care from there on out? Oh yeah...that would be us tax payers, right? I chose NOT to have children because I could not afford them. Use your head!!!

My husband want children and I want children. But I don't want to get just any sperm. I'd like to keep it in the family. His Dad is nice...

Well, I have money and children, what do you think?



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marijuana.......get better results

Apple cider vinegar will up the production!

Let me guess, you are from Alabama?

Tis me.. but with a name like stinky I am not sure I will accept.

Wow you're small Mr. Buster Bean

What about Son of Thor?

All kidding aside, you are attractive.

My husband's dad is really nice. I wonder if I can ask him? That way my husband will never know. On baby makin' week I would have sex with both of them and if I get pregnant then my husband will never figure it out.

I think I will ask him.

Fucking boring sad sack troll

he works as a clown at that amusement park.

he's Bowleggy the Buttfucked Clown.

the vicious queer's best friend on Gay Days....

Trollbait

No woman would ever post something like this

Tell your husband to quit wearing tighty-whitey's and stay out of the hot tub...

Thanks, Son of Thor. Better name than Stinky.

How do you know it's your husband's fault that you're not getting pregnant and not yours? Really poor? Then don't have a kid!!!


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For sure you're not for real...

Troll.

the best solution is to get your husbands sperm count up. You got internet there are alot of home remedies. why the fuck are you looking at your husbands brother bent cock. You guys are kinky.....

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Having children which you can't support is child abuse. Don't have children until you are sure that you can afford them. If you can't afford to feed, clothe and educate your child, you hate your child, due to your negligence to it, no matter what you may think or feel.

Does this really need an explanation?

he's fine...he's just jerking off 3 times a day so he can get the extra boinking action in for nuthin!

Agreed! In case it's not; there are plenty of kids out there that need adopting!

As far as the brother thing ... don't do it!

I asked my husband's dad if he would, you know,help me get pregnant, and he said absolutely not! A child should be conceived in love. When I told him we asked Captain Hook, he laughed and then was very mad at me. He said that Hookie always lusted after me so the baby would be conceived in lust and would more than likely have a bent peeper, just look at his kids, everyone of them have bent peepers. He then asked if Peanut (that's what Big John calls him) spends much time getting me in the mood. He then pointed out that when his exwife (the one we take care of) and him were in the baby making mood he always gave her pleasure first. And then they laid in bed doing other stuff he didn't tell me what. Then he would as he put "plant the seed of life". He said it worked every time. Also he added that they would not "make love" until it was the baby making week. That way his seed hopper would be full.

He told me to keep trying with my husband.

He also said make sure peanut "plows really deep" or as deep as he can. I don't know what that means. Do any of you?

That was the same advice some of the nicer people gave me.

I have my step dad, but that wouldn't be right. He's the deacon at our church. I'm stuck.

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Any advice would be very helpful...

It can be done even with a low sperm count, you just need knowledge. patience and dedication. Just search for it on the internets. No need to have sex with his brother.

It just that we have been trying for so long. I'm while to try anything!

I mean willing to try anything... these keyboards are to big..

Try doing it in the front bum instead?