Can't get pregnant Husband sperm count low.... :(

This thread title is a perfect example and PROOF....


That commas matter.

I don't get it?

I asked my husband's dad if he would, you know,help me get pregnant, and he said absolutely not! A child should be conceived in love. When I told him we asked Captain Hook, he laughed and then was very mad at me. He said that Hookie always lusted after me so the baby would be conceived in lust and would more than likely have a bent peeper, just look at his kids, everyone of them have bent peepers. He then asked if Peanut (that's what Big John calls him) spends much time getting me in the mood. He then pointed out that when his exwife (the one we take care of) and him were in the baby making mood he always gave her pleasure first. And then they laid in bed doing other stuff he didn't tell me what. Then he would as he put "plant the seed of life". He said it worked every time. Also he added that they would not "make love" until it was the baby making week. That way his seed hopper would be full.

He told me to keep trying with my husband.

He also said make sure peanut "plows really deep" or as deep as he can. I don't know what that means. Do any of you?

That was the same advice some of the nicer people gave me.

I have my step dad, but that wouldn't be right. He's the deacon at our church. I'm stuck.


My dad (father-in-law) just texted me. And said he may be able to help me with my problem!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! I have to go now and pretty myself up a little. He said to come over at lunch time. I'm going to have a baby, I'm going to have a baby!!!!!! I hope....

What self respecting person would come on GLP to talk about fertility issues? Your judgement is flawed dear...

Now that's a poor choice right there, IMHO...

Anyway. Can't all the Nice Caring Christians in your church chip in to pay for your fertility treatment? After all, you'll be adding to the congregation's head count!

Some of the smartest people in world come here, that's why! I got to go, I was hoping for some advice before I went over to my husband's father's house. But I guess little miss "Your judgement is flawed dear" didn't have the time to help me, except to judge me and tell me how stupid I am, I'll have you know that I finished my first year at a junior college 4 years ago. I'm not stupid, they don't let stupid people into junior college!!!!!

All I want is a baby that doesn't have a bent peeper!

If you're "really poor" - why have another child? That's not fair to an innocent baby. Wait until you're ready and can support the child yourselves.

I understand wanting another baby too though - after our 1st two we wanted one more, but at the time our financial situation wasn't that great. So, we waited, and things turned around for us. It took 15 months of trying - it CAN take awhile. YOu have to be patient, but first you need to be able to support your family.

Last Edited by *<3sugar&spice<3* on 10/03/2012 03:33 PM

If hubby has a low sperm count then he's only half a man...my count is so high she has to chew before she swallows...go find a real man...

Hi Mr. Buster Bean - here chew on this and get up to speed.. You're gross!



Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.

I wrote later:

My husband's dad is really nice. I wonder if I can ask him? That way my husband will never know. On baby makin' week I would have sex with both of them and if I get pregnant then my husband will never figure it out.

I think I will ask him.
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I asked my husband's dad if he would, you know,help me get pregnant, and he said absolutely not! A child should be conceived in love. When I told him we asked Captain Hook, he laughed and then was very mad at me. He said that Hookie always lusted after me so the baby would be conceived in lust and would more than likely have a bent peeper, just look at his kids, everyone of them have bent peepers. He then asked if Peanut (that's what Big John calls him) spends much time getting me in the mood. He then pointed out that when his exwife (the one we take care of) and him were in the baby making mood he always gave her pleasure first. And then they laid in bed doing other stuff he didn't tell me what. Then he would as he put "plant the seed of life". He said it worked every time. Also he added that they would not "make love" until it was the baby making week. That way his seed hopper would be full.

He told me to keep trying with my husband.

He also said make sure peanut "plows really deep" or as deep as he can. I don't know what that means. Do any of you?

That was the same advice some of the nicer people gave me.

I have my step dad, but that wouldn't be right. He's the deacon at our church. I'm stuck.


My dad (father-in-law) just texted me. And said he may be able to help me with my problem!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! I have to go now and pretty myself up a little. He said to come over at lunch time. I'm going to have a baby, I'm going to have a baby!!!!!! I hope....

Don't forget the mouthwash

Both of you take 5000 IU of vitamin D a day. Dirt cheap too.

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Give it a few months.

He said no...

I hope your happy Mr. Buster Bean - he said no....

Yes, trailer trash queen, I am