Hi Mr. Buster Bean - here chew on this and get up to speed.. You're gross!



Here is the problem, my husband wants me to have sex with his brother who has 4 kids so that we can have children. We are really poor and can't afford going to the doctor. Finding out my husband's sperm count cost us a lot money...

I really want a baby... But - his brother...???. I've seen his brother naked - his johnson has a hook in it... gross... His wife says if you lay sideways it not to bad... (I think his wife want to have sex with my husband - NO WAY)

Does anyone have a better idea for me getting pregnant?? It has to be cheap.

I wrote later:

My husband's dad is really nice. I wonder if I can ask him? That way my husband will never know. On baby makin' week I would have sex with both of them and if I get pregnant then my husband will never figure it out.

I think I will ask him.
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I asked my husband's dad if he would, you know,help me get pregnant, and he said absolutely not! A child should be conceived in love. When I told him we asked Captain Hook, he laughed and then was very mad at me. He said that Hookie always lusted after me so the baby would be conceived in lust and would more than likely have a bent peeper, just look at his kids, everyone of them have bent peepers. He then asked if Peanut (that's what Big John calls him) spends much time getting me in the mood. He then pointed out that when his exwife (the one we take care of) and him were in the baby making mood he always gave her pleasure first. And then they laid in bed doing other stuff he didn't tell me what. Then he would as he put "plant the seed of life". He said it worked every time. Also he added that they would not "make love" until it was the baby making week. That way his seed hopper would be full.

He told me to keep trying with my husband.

He also said make sure peanut "plows really deep" or as deep as he can. I don't know what that means. Do any of you?

That was the same advice some of the nicer people gave me.

I have my step dad, but that wouldn't be right. He's the deacon at our church. I'm stuck.


My dad (father-in-law) just texted me. And said he may be able to help me with my problem!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! I have to go now and pretty myself up a little. He said to come over at lunch time. I'm going to have a baby, I'm going to have a baby!!!!!! I hope....