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How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?

 
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10/02/2012 10:13 PM
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How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
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10/02/2012 10:16 PM
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10/02/2012 10:17 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
And your first reaction was to post it on a conspiracy forum board?

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10/02/2012 10:19 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Don't tell him anything bitch!

At least until I book a flight out of Israel!
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10/02/2012 10:20 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Here is how you do it. "Honey i got nutted in by another man and im pregnant" easy pizzieee!!peace
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10/02/2012 10:20 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
The safest way for you to break it to him would be in a letter written and mailed in another city.

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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/02/2012 10:21 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Here is how you do it. "Honey i got nutted in by another man and im pregnant" easy pizzieee!!peace
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Oh you are so sweet.
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10/02/2012 10:24 PM
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The safest way for you to break it to him would be in a letter written and mailed in another city.
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I feel ashamed to write a letter.
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10/02/2012 10:24 PM
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U worthless whore
Waste of skin
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10/02/2012 10:25 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
"Say you were compelled"

What is that compulsion anyway? Men get into that too....
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10/02/2012 10:26 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
You tell him.
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10/02/2012 10:26 PM
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Hate sluts.
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10/02/2012 10:27 PM
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so since you are pregnant, I could come hit it too and nothing would happen.

I'm free tomorrow night..what about you?
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10/02/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
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Has he cheated on you before?
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10/02/2012 10:29 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Here is how you do it. "Honey i got nutted in by another man and im pregnant" easy pizzieee!!peace
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Oh you are so sweet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


Either way you are in for it. unless you can get prego in the butt cheeks? then i speak the truth. again this is something you need to figure out yourself and not the GLP moon dog wolf hounds like myself who will nut in you if you give us the chance.rockon
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10/02/2012 10:31 PM
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Stop trolling!!!
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10/02/2012 10:31 PM
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Stop trolling!!!
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10/02/2012 10:33 PM

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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
First of all, he can't just take the kids from you just because you don't want to be married. I was terrified my ex-husband would do this when we divorced a decade ago. You have more pull than you think. Take the kids, leave, and file for custody the SAME day. Whoever files custody first gets a temporary custody order giving them the kids. Second, do NOT say a word about being pregnant, just go about filing for the kids and file for a divorce without letting him know. That way he can't use it against you in court or tell all your friends and family about it to slander you. Shit happens, you made a mistake but you can take it as a sign it just won't work. Even if he COULD accept that you were pregnant right now, he'd always use it against you. Think about it for a few days, make a plan, and totally empower yourself to do what you need to do right now, especially if you're about to have another baby. You're strong, you can do it.
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Unless you want to ruin your marriage get an abortion. I normally don't tell people to get an abortion but you husband will NEVER love that kid. Everything he looks at that kid he will be reminded that his wife was a slut who couldn't keep her legs shut. Sorry to be harsh but you fucked up badly.

How would you feel if your husband showed up with a baby and said hes now part of the family? You would be reminded how your husband can't keep his dick in his pants everytime you saw him.
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10/02/2012 10:35 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
In healthier times, one would be stoned to death for such a crime.
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10/02/2012 10:35 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


Abort. You still have enough time before a spirit enters the body of the fetus, so better do it quickly. Otherwise your child will most likely live a miserable life without a good family and a hoe mother.
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Get an abortion or accept the consequences.
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10/02/2012 10:38 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
First of all, he can't just take the kids from you just because you don't want to be married. I was terrified my ex-husband would do this when we divorced a decade ago. You have more pull than you think. Take the kids, leave, and file for custody the SAME day. Whoever files custody first gets a temporary custody order giving them the kids. Second, do NOT say a word about being pregnant, just go about filing for the kids and file for a divorce without letting him know. That way he can't use it against you in court or tell all your friends and family about it to slander you. Shit happens, you made a mistake but you can take it as a sign it just won't work. Even if he COULD accept that you were pregnant right now, he'd always use it against you. Think about it for a few days, make a plan, and totally empower yourself to do what you need to do right now, especially if you're about to have another baby. You're strong, you can do it.
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He can divorce her for adultery and get the kids you stupid fucking lying witch.
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10/02/2012 10:39 PM
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Oh yeah, get tested too. You don't want to infect your husband do you? Will you kill the unborn child as well?
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10/02/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Well, actually, the child is your husband's child.
Are you his wife or not?
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10/02/2012 10:43 PM
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Since you don't like your husband this is just the spark needed to break up for good. Or, wait till Christmas and surprise him. Ho, ho, ho.
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10/02/2012 10:45 PM

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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
First of all, he can't just take the kids from you just because you don't want to be married. I was terrified my ex-husband would do this when we divorced a decade ago. You have more pull than you think. Take the kids, leave, and file for custody the SAME day. Whoever files custody first gets a temporary custody order giving them the kids. Second, do NOT say a word about being pregnant, just go about filing for the kids and file for a divorce without letting him know. That way he can't use it against you in court or tell all your friends and family about it to slander you. Shit happens, you made a mistake but you can take it as a sign it just won't work. Even if he COULD accept that you were pregnant right now, he'd always use it against you. Think about it for a few days, make a plan, and totally empower yourself to do what you need to do right now, especially if you're about to have another baby. You're strong, you can do it.
 Quoting: Strawberrymittens


He can divorce her for adultery and get the kids you stupid fucking lying witch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24826909


How am I lying? I'm telling HER to lie if she really wants out of it that bad without him taking the kids.
Have a great day butthole!
luv
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10/02/2012 10:46 PM
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My dearest husband, I have NO respect for myself or for you. I have realized my greatest fear...I am a worthless cunt. Now had YOU done this to ME, you would be the worldless cunt, but there we are...
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10/02/2012 10:51 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
First of all, he can't just take the kids from you just because you don't want to be married. I was terrified my ex-husband would do this when we divorced a decade ago. You have more pull than you think. Take the kids, leave, and file for custody the SAME day. Whoever files custody first gets a temporary custody order giving them the kids. Second, do NOT say a word about being pregnant, just go about filing for the kids and file for a divorce without letting him know. That way he can't use it against you in court or tell all your friends and family about it to slander you. Shit happens, you made a mistake but you can take it as a sign it just won't work. Even if he COULD accept that you were pregnant right now, he'd always use it against you. Think about it for a few days, make a plan, and totally empower yourself to do what you need to do right now, especially if you're about to have another baby. You're strong, you can do it.
 Quoting: Strawberrymittens


He can divorce her for adultery and get the kids you stupid fucking lying witch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24826909


How am I lying? I'm telling HER to lie if she really wants out of it that bad without him taking the kids.
Have a great day butthole!
luv
 Quoting: Strawberrymittens


Why do you accuse the father of "taking" the kids? Only one up for the "taking" is the little one the "Ho Ho Ho" crowd seem to be sharpening thier eyes on.

Who is going to "man up" on behalf of the little one?

Santa? Hahahahaha
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Can you say...I don't want anything but the clothes on my back to the divorce court judge?!?!?
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10/02/2012 10:53 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
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You're such a piece of shit...dirty slut

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