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How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 10:54 PM
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That's not a good scenario. He'd have a right to feel betrayed and that will lead to an angry response from him.

Still, unless abortion is an option, you have to deal with the subject.

So do it.

Yes, you'll probably lose your children. It will be hard to argue that you deserve them given this.

But you can't hide it and trying will make it all even worse.

How do you do it? I'd suggest that you pick a place that won't be to private OR open, because you do not want to shame the man in public. Doing that could lead to some very bad reactions and yes, they'd be your fault.

Once that's in place, say the words and get ready for a storm. It's one of your own making, so you kind of have to weather it.
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10/02/2012 10:56 PM
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Being pregnant isn't your problem, how are you gonna explain the babies swarthy complexion & unibrow?

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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
You'd be nuts to tell your husband ANYTHING.

Telling him could easily make him want to seek a divorce. Even if you DO stay together, telling him could make your husband love the child less.

Is that fair to your husband or your child?
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10/02/2012 10:57 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Wait until you deliver the baby, then tell him when he falls in love with that little newborn, tear his heart out.

WTF do you think?!?!?! TELL MIN IMMEDIATELLY lest you further your whore status.
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10/02/2012 11:02 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Why, why, why, do you come here of all places, to ask such an important question. You know you are going to get called nasty names and get horrible advice. Have you ever thought about discussing this with a counsellor who would give you sound advice?
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10/02/2012 11:02 PM
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Wait until you deliver the baby, then tell him when he falls in love with that little newborn, tear his heart out.

WTF do you think?!?!?! TELL MIN IMMEDIATELLY lest you further your whore status.
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dude, that's awesome
"...lest you further your whore status."
Aikan

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10/02/2012 11:11 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
sometimes I think christianity and judaism are worshipping Satin. satin,Archon,jehova,yaweh, are all the same person I think.

to save your soul, convert to another major religion that worships a different God.

your soul is all that matters. yours and your husbands.
Aikan
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10/02/2012 11:16 PM
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Don't tell him anything bitch!

At least until I book a flight out of Israel!
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cruise
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10/02/2012 11:31 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
You'd be nuts to tell your husband ANYTHING.

Telling him could easily make him want to seek a divorce. Even if you DO stay together, telling him could make your husband love the child less.

Is that fair to your husband or your child?
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Well how much love is the mother showing by playing this silly game, using the child as a pawn?.

Like I said, if I were the husband I would assert my LEGAL claim to the child.

Be the man.

That is the last thing the pervs want, is to loose the child to the REAL PTB, the husband.

Game over.
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
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You don't. Get rid of it and keep your mouth and legs shut.
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10/02/2012 11:32 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Wait until you deliver the baby, then tell him when he falls in love with that little newborn, tear his heart out.

WTF do you think?!?!?! TELL MIN IMMEDIATELLY lest you further your whore status.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


dude, that's awesome
"...lest you further your whore status."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22517012


tear who's heart out? The husband's or the child's?

But we all know you mean BOTH.
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10/02/2012 11:35 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Refer to "husband wants to fart in my mouth" post.
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10/02/2012 11:36 PM
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Tell him Jesus impregnated you.

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10/02/2012 11:39 PM
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send him a text
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10/02/2012 11:45 PM
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By putting a bullet in your forehead you fucking slut.
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Well, that is quite a pickle. I would probably assume he would not understand at all. I would advise separating from him. Tell him you don't think things are working out. move to another city, but if he wants to maintain phone contact, go ahead. After you have the baby, find out if he accepts the baby or not by phone of course, and if he wants to get back together. well there you go. Do not put yourself in danger by breaking the news to him now. Separate and move away. Think about it awhile, let us know what you decide to do.
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From some place far away...
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


You don't. Get rid of it and keep your mouth and legs shut.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23800820


Don't listen to the baby killer. Babies are precious gifts, regardless of our own mistakes we make. Please don't consider abortion an option.
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10/03/2012 12:12 AM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


you sound like my ex wife... She just told me .

Go for it , but you husband might be more crazy then me.
First thought in a mans mind when he hears that kind of news is " I should Kill The bitch" ... Really.

True story.. so just be careful.
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2012 12:19 AM
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Here is how you do it. "Honey i got nutted in by another man and im pregnant" easy pizzieee!!peace
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Oh you are so sweet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


wow your creative...and soo bad...I like that.:)
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10/03/2012 12:19 AM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


For one, you have broken one of the Lords biggest commandments. Expect the next phases of you're life to become severely difficult. Do not abort the child, if you do you're simply a murderer. The only way its going to fix is if you Pray to our Father Jesus and ask for forgiveness or suffer a grieving future. This is not a opinion. It's a promise. Just wait. May the Lord Jesus forgive you. I will pray for you too.
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10/03/2012 12:21 AM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
HAHAHA MARRIAGE!

CLASSIC

but on another note..

your fucked..

proof of infidelity..
he gets the kids, the car, the house..

you get to squeeze out another strain on society, and hope to god some other guy is going to want your used high mileage ass.. cuz you know that dude who busted nut is NOT going to stick around.
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10/03/2012 12:22 AM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Tell him you are the new Mary, impregnated by the supreme being.
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10/03/2012 12:22 AM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Dear (his name)

I aint in luv wiff you no mo
so now I am a big ole ho
it's time to level you dog
I slept wiff a dude wiff a big ole hog
I just want to tell you wasup
that now I am knocked up
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10/03/2012 12:24 AM
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My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
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Baby, I fucked you in the ass hole!! no way in hell that you are pregnant with my child.
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Can you say...I don't want anything but the clothes on my back to the divorce court judge?!?!?
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She's better off just asking for the clothes on her children's backs band nothing more. She deserves nothing
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10/03/2012 12:27 AM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
By telephone.... Preferably long distance.

You slut.
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10/03/2012 01:01 AM
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Spare him the agony. Don't tell him shit. Move out now and start a new life.
Good luck.
peace
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10/03/2012 01:18 AM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


you sound like my ex wife... She just told me .

Go for it , but you husband might be more crazy then me.
First thought in a mans mind when he hears that kind of news is " I should Kill The bitch" ... Really.

True story.. so just be careful.
 Quoting: UNIT21


So you talk for all men, do you?. Happened to me and the relationship was definately dead as is the OPS. I had the sudden urge to laugh,, but I smiled and said it was all right. Shit happens. I left soon after. There was no kids in my case, big difference.

But for the OP you seem to have a desire to stay in the relationship for the kids sake? Risky biz, that. Now that you have crossed the rubicon, are you considering going with the other guy? It seems to me you should humble yourself and let your husband have the kids and start over again with your new guy. It would be a good peace offering to your husband to concede him the kids, and then you would have a good start to negotiate visits and or custody and vacations with yoru children. But please, dont take the advice of "witches" who suggest screwing him even more...

Good luck.
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
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