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How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?

 
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Even better, buy your husband a gun and load it up.

Set it on the table and tell him the news.

Let him decide your fate...

1- He walks away, you lost a good man
2- He shoots himself, poor guy
3- He shoots you, you deserve it.
Do your absolute best and the rest is fate.
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10/05/2012 09:21 AM
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from a distance
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My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
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Your a whore and a Slut. If you stayed then keep your legs shut and show some dignity.
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Whores like you MAKE ME ABSOLUTELY SICK!

Go do us all a favor, including your husband, and throw yourself under a moving bus!
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Ah well it's an easy mistake to make. Especially in Israel. Amirite?

OP hasn't even been back, I mean this is definitely legit.
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First of all, he can't just take the kids from you just because you don't want to be married. I was terrified my ex-husband would do this when we divorced a decade ago. You have more pull than you think. Take the kids, leave, and file for custody the SAME day. Whoever files custody first gets a temporary custody order giving them the kids. Second, do NOT say a word about being pregnant, just go about filing for the kids and file for a divorce without letting him know. That way he can't use it against you in court or tell all your friends and family about it to slander you. Shit happens, you made a mistake but you can take it as a sign it just won't work. Even if he COULD accept that you were pregnant right now, he'd always use it against you. Think about it for a few days, make a plan, and totally empower yourself to do what you need to do right now, especially if you're about to have another baby. You're strong, you can do it.
 Quoting: Strawberrymittens


SHE IS NOT IN THE UNITED STATES Moron. He can keep the kids over there.
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10/05/2012 09:30 AM
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By putting a bullet in your forehead you fucking slut.
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^^^ THIS ^^^
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10/05/2012 10:00 AM
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Unless you want to ruin your marriage get an abortion. I normally don't tell people to get an abortion but you husband will NEVER love that kid. Everything he looks at that kid he will be reminded that his wife was a slut who couldn't keep her legs shut. Sorry to be harsh but you fucked up badly.

How would you feel if your husband showed up with a baby and said hes now part of the family? You would be reminded how your husband can't keep his dick in his pants everytime you saw him.
 Quoting: l3ol3o


I sort of disagree. I believe that may actually be dependent on the guy, his love for her, and his ability to overcome self.

You most likely are right however as if he truly lover her the way a man should love his woman, she perhaps would not have strayed.

Either way it could be what brings them together or breaks them apart, being a couple however at this point it should perhaps be a decision made by both.
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First of all, he can't just take the kids from you just because you don't want to be married. I was terrified my ex-husband would do this when we divorced a decade ago. You have more pull than you think. Take the kids, leave, and file for custody the SAME day. Whoever files custody first gets a temporary custody order giving them the kids. Second, do NOT say a word about being pregnant, just go about filing for the kids and file for a divorce without letting him know. That way he can't use it against you in court or tell all your friends and family about it to slander you. Shit happens, you made a mistake but you can take it as a sign it just won't work. Even if he COULD accept that you were pregnant right now, he'd always use it against you. Think about it for a few days, make a plan, and totally empower yourself to do what you need to do right now, especially if you're about to have another baby. You're strong, you can do it.
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keep in mind, she's not in the states. also you're a terrible person for attempting to help this even worse person. she does not deserve to keep the kids.
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My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


easy...you make a post about it on a conspiracy forum....everyone knows its the safest most easiest way to let your husband know your a tool.
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First of all, he can't just take the kids from you just because you don't want to be married. I was terrified my ex-husband would do this when we divorced a decade ago. You have more pull than you think. Take the kids, leave, and file for custody the SAME day. Whoever files custody first gets a temporary custody order giving them the kids. Second, do NOT say a word about being pregnant, just go about filing for the kids and file for a divorce without letting him know. That way he can't use it against you in court or tell all your friends and family about it to slander you. Shit happens, you made a mistake but you can take it as a sign it just won't work. Even if he COULD accept that you were pregnant right now, he'd always use it against you. Think about it for a few days, make a plan, and totally empower yourself to do what you need to do right now, especially if you're about to have another baby. You're strong, you can do it.
 Quoting: Strawberrymittens


He can divorce her for adultery and get the kids you stupid fucking lying witch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24826909


How am I lying? I'm telling HER to lie if she really wants out of it that bad without him taking the kids.
Have a great day butthole!
luv
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you suck. you deserve a nice cunt punt
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Ah well it's an easy mistake to make. Especially in Israel. Amirite?

OP hasn't even been back, I mean this is definitely legit.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Yeah I know, shill or not, this hoe needs a wake up.
Do your absolute best and the rest is fate.
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My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
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suicide note? save him the jail time?
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10/05/2012 10:27 AM
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Killing yourself would be a good start.
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10/05/2012 10:35 AM
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Get a divorce and move on. Or you can get an abortion and stfu. Woman up and make your decision.
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10/05/2012 10:41 AM
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B'rizinuth?

Listen the answer to your problems is simple. You're not Dathi (religious), you're a proud slut like any Western woman and you and your blended family to come have no more place in the Holy Land than any other global bitches.

Leave the Eretz and start a new life. Leave the Holy Land to the religious Jews and Muslims who will preserve the sanctity of the place and not fill it with brothels full of kidnapped Romanian teenagers. The LORD hates that shit.
I know that you don't think that stuff is your fault, but when you treat men like child support slaves for babies that aren't even theirs, you encourage them to treat women like slaves in return. You all worship the false idol of the dollar, nachon?

Just leave now, before the war breaks out and kills your other children too. Leave Rabbi Froman in Tekoa and the other settler leaders to work out their own peace with Hamas and the Jihad without your "moderate" interference.

The third and final Intifada started today.

Titchili lazuz cvar!
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do the right thing and leave him , how can you really expect for your husband to raise this child as his own , it will never work .
PS - you are a dirty dirty dirty little hoarbag .
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10/05/2012 10:56 AM
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How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?

With divorce papers, you cheating slut.
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My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
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You screwed up!!! Deal with the consequences BeaT-CHHHH!!!!

Hand the two kids over to hubbie and go to the other man... Looser fuck whore!!!
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BITCH!!!! WHORE SLUT CUNT HOLE STD WORM INFESTED FILTH
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10/05/2012 11:16 AM

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"Say you were compelled"

What is that compulsion anyway? Men get into that too....
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China... I for one can't say enough positive things about China so, as an Isreali poster, I would defintely suggest you take that advice.
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My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


Wow, what about the other guy? How do you go about telling him you're pregnant?

Well, do you have family to stay with? This is something that won't work with the subtle approach like leaving a "names for babies" book lying around the house or placing EPT kits around the coffee maker.

Best time to tell him is in the morning so you can ruin his day.

Hey, it will be okay, so don't worry!
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Oh and ignore the rude, mean comments from people, because all they know is hurt and suffering from their own hurt and suffering inflicted on them.
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My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


Wow, what about the other guy? How do you go about telling him you're pregnant?

Well, do you have family to stay with? This is something that won't work with the subtle approach like leaving a "names for babies" book lying around the house or placing EPT kits around the coffee maker.

Best time to tell him is in the morning so you can ruin his day.

Hey, it will be okay, so don't worry!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10705336


you sound like a cold hearted bitch. why is the faithful husband of no consequence to you? the whore cheated and got pregnant, and you act like that's fine with you
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Oh and ignore the rude, mean comments from people, because all they know is hurt and suffering from their own hurt and suffering inflicted on them.
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some women are fucking terrible. you're pathetic
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wow... a lot of mangina's commenting on this thread... ohyeah

bring it bitches..
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First of all, he can't just take the kids from you just because you don't want to be married. I was terrified my ex-husband would do this when we divorced a decade ago. You have more pull than you think. Take the kids, leave, and file for custody the SAME day. Whoever files custody first gets a temporary custody order giving them the kids. Second, do NOT say a word about being pregnant, just go about filing for the kids and file for a divorce without letting him know. That way he can't use it against you in court or tell all your friends and family about it to slander you. Shit happens, you made a mistake but you can take it as a sign it just won't work. Even if he COULD accept that you were pregnant right now, he'd always use it against you. Think about it for a few days, make a plan, and totally empower yourself to do what you need to do right now, especially if you're about to have another baby. You're strong, you can do it.
 Quoting: Strawberrymittens


He can divorce her for adultery and get the kids you stupid fucking lying witch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24826909


How am I lying? I'm telling HER to lie if she really wants out of it that bad without him taking the kids.
Have a great day butthole!
luv
 Quoting: Strawberrymittens


dear all countries dont have the same messed up divorce laws, that heavily favor the woman no matter what the circumstance, as the US. keep in mind this is isreal and run a little different.

however my wife would have to tell me as she was packing and leaving. i think this would be one i just couldnt get over.
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BITCH!!!! WHORE SLUT CUNT HOLE STD WORM INFESTED FILTH
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haha a little harsh. yea she messed up but she explained she is in a loveless marriage. but OP remember that you did pose this question to a forum of majority male that have a social life that allows them to be on a doom forum almost 18 hours out of the day. i assume they may have also made a woman miserable enough to have found themselves in the same place as your husband. probably wont get much sympathy here.

my personal feeling is that when you have children it is no longer about you. is there no way you can rekindle things with your husband? when you answer that remember that you made a decision that you both will have to live with forever now.
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First of all, he can't just take the kids from you just because you don't want to be married. I was terrified my ex-husband would do this when we divorced a decade ago. You have more pull than you think. Take the kids, leave, and file for custody the SAME day. Whoever files custody first gets a temporary custody order giving them the kids. Second, do NOT say a word about being pregnant, just go about filing for the kids and file for a divorce without letting him know. That way he can't use it against you in court or tell all your friends and family about it to slander you. Shit happens, you made a mistake but you can take it as a sign it just won't work. Even if he COULD accept that you were pregnant right now, he'd always use it against you. Think about it for a few days, make a plan, and totally empower yourself to do what you need to do right now, especially if you're about to have another baby. You're strong, you can do it.
 Quoting: Strawberrymittens


The person who wrote ^^this^^, is self serving, amoral and just plain evil.

I hope your life is reflective of your policy for deceit.
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What about the real bio father of the baby? Don't you think he has a right to know you made more than an orgasm or two that night?

As for telling your husband... the only way NOT to tell him is to have an abortion which doesn't seem like a great option. Not if you have a heart or soul. And it sounds like you might in spite of your foolish behavior.

Get on with it and either leave and ask for custody and child support and temporary spousal maintenance from your hubby for his kids and you, and also file for temp support and child support from the babies real father. You will get all of it ordered by the courts. AT least you would in the US.

Most US states have gone to "no fault" divorce. There is no more "adultery" or "she did" "he did' bullshit. If the marriage doesn't work and both parties want to end it, it's ended. The only issues remaining are how to pay the bills, how to support the one who's not working or not able to work, and the children's support and home residence.

Much neater that way, actually.

BTW: get checked for STD, and such. You never know what ELSE you may have picked up. Be careful for the babies' sake!

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